Okay, that took a little longer than a week, I admit. But finally, I can upload a second story. But for now, enjoy the (mostly obvious) trivia. I was amazed by how many Monty Python references I put in...

The ending credits:

Written and Produced by: Wensleydale Cheddar

Created by: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Music: South Park Main Title Theme by Primus, "I'm gonna make love to you woman" by Isaac Hayes as Chef.

Special Thanks to: John-SP150, NoseBridgePinch and Marcus Absent for reviewing, ProjectB (aka ThreadbareSP), NoseBridgePinch, Marcus Absent and John again for inspiring me to write... uh... Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Eric Stough, all SP creators, Eiichiro Oda, my mum, my friend who agreed to read the episode but hasn't done it yet, and some bloke I met in a public lavatory called Bernard.

TRIVIA:
- The episode parodies many fanfiction terms, like "OC", "Mary Sues" and "OC stand-ins" (well, that's pretty obvious). The main subject of this parody is that people tend to judge OCs too quickly and that they should take some time before deciding whether it's a Sue or not. Kyle and Cartman are symbols of two different views on Original Characters: Eric – the one who hates OCs from the start; and Kyle, who wants to defend OCs without even knowing them very well.

- It also makes fun of the stereotype of Scotsmen being greedy and stingy.

- The disclaimer sign is an altered version from the original show.

- Butters is singing some lines from his "Loo loo loo" song instead of Kenny in the opening credits.

- Jimmy technically was never in the classroom at the same time as Pip in the show (correct me if I'm wrong).

- In the first scene, Cartman mentions some typical traits of a Mary Sue.

- Fiona is compared by Garrison to a character with the same name from the film "Shrek". 'Fiona' is a typical Scottish name (that's why I chose it, obviously).

- Rebecca comes up with the nickname "red slut" for Fiona, even though her nickname's "Red".

- Stan unintentionally coming up with the nickname "The bell's ringing" (which is not even a proper nickname ^^) is a reference to a Monty Python sketch where BBC programme planners think up new names for programmes.

- Craig has a guinea pig in "Tweek vs. Craig"

- Jason being hungry for attention and saying "Hooray!" is a nod to Futurama's character Dr. John Zoidberg.

- Kyle describes Cartman as being his "sort of friend… ish" in "The Entity"

- "They took our jobs" is a running gag in the show performed by the town's rednecks.

- Red's gang (consisting of herself, Kevin, Esther and Bradley) talking to Chef is a reference to John-SP150's two fics starring this group of background characters.

- Gerald was Chef's lawyer in "Chef Aid". Some lines in the courtroom scenes as well as the famous Chewbacca defence are the same as in that episode.

- Wendy's "don't fuck with me" line is taken directly from "Tom's Rhinoplasty".

- All the Mary Sues claim to be siblings of canon characters which is one of their typical traits (for more visit SP Fanon Wiki)

- The way Mary Sue introduces... other Mary Sues is a reference to a Monty Python's "Bruce Sketch"

- One of the Mary Sues telling a story about Craig being a vampire and Clyde a werewolf is of course a parody of "Twilight"

- "Not gill-cup" is a verdict made by a judge in one of Monty Python's sketches.

- Mr Bart is the teacher of the class Pete Melman goes to. As many authors (?), I chose him as the teacher for "The other fourth grade", the class Terrance, Bill and Fosse go to.

- Mr Garrison suggested "getting rid of all the Mexicans" before in "Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo" and "A Very Crappy Christmas".

- "McHugh" isn't Jason's confirmed surname, but is based on Jason McHugh, who was featured with Trey Parker and Matt Stone in "Cannibal! The Musical" and "Orgazmo".

GOOFS:

- Wendy says at one point that Stan is still her boyfriend, even though she broke up with him in episode 714, and this is supposed to be episode 716 (yeah, sorry about that, folks, but I wanted to keep this scene, so consider this as an episode before "Raisins").

- Mr Hat wasn't used in class since the end of the third grade, though he is in this episode.