CHUG-A-LUG!

"Sam? I'm home!" Hic!

(oh crap, not again)

"Hey, Sammy, Sammy, SAMMY! You awake, man?"

(no, I'm not)

"Come on, bro, don't be such a tight ass!"

(my life sucks)

"Okay, you asked for it!"

(what? no, don't!)

"99 bottles of beer on the wall!"

(aarrgghh!)

"99 bottles of beer!"

(I'm trying to sleep, you psycho!)

"Take one down, pass it aaaarrrrooooouuuunnnnnndddddd!"

(why me?)

"99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!"

(where's my gun?)

Hic. Burp. "Man, I don't feel so good."

(no shit, sherlock)

"Uh, Sammy?"

(don't tell me)

"Think I'm gonna be - " (gag)

"Dean! No!"