Holy shit I am SO DAMN SORRY! I meant to have updated earlier but tons of other stories barged in but I'm focusing on this story right now. And here's my guinea pig Mo to do the disclaimers that I oh so hate.

Mo: Em-chan does not own Adventure Time or any of its characters. Just her random ass plot.

Em-chan: Hope you all enjoy

~Em-chan!

The sight that met Finn in the forest was more horrifying than he could've imagined. The two princesses were grappling on the ground in a flurry of hair pulling, biting, punching and bursts of fire. Jake hid behind a particularly large tree to shield himself from the two raging females. They hadn't seemed to notice the pair yet and kept on fighting. After melting Bubblegum's hair into her eyes it seemed as though FB was winning but Bubblegum's temporary blindness was making her attacks even more vicious. Soon she had the young girl cornered at the edge of the pond and she was slowly but steadily pushing her out over the expanse of water.

"Princess stop!" Finn yelled as he charged forward, sword raised in warning. But he stopped dead in his tracks when the candy princess faced him. He expression could only be described as demented.

"Stay back Finn, I'm doing this for you! Once we get rid of this pest we can be happy together."

"What is wrong with you?" Jake yelled from the safety of his tree. But the princess didn't respond to him; she just kept pushing Flame Princess closer to the surface of the lake. A few strands of fiery hair dangled themselves down into the shimmering water making her flinch a bit. Wisps of steam circled up from the pond as the strands went deeper and the princess was pushed closer to the surface. She was focusing all her strength into her upper body as Princess Bubblegum pushed harder. But her strength was rapidly failing her and she was just keeping her face above water.

"Its okay guys," Flames Princess called out in a strained voice. All of her hair had been dunked into the pond. The pain was agonizing and it took all her might not to cry out in pain. "I can handle her myself." The flame haired girl felt spent and she knew she couldn't fight off the older woman any longer; suddenly she got an idea. She narrowed her eyes and grabbed PB's shoulders. "If I'm going down you're coming down with me."

And with a newfound ferocity she threw herself and Bubblegum into the pond. There was a resounding splash and a giant wall of steam that billowed up from Flame Princess' extinguished being then; silence. Finn ran to the side of the pond and anxiously waited for the two to resurface. Suddenly two pink figures emerged from the water sputtering and coughing up water.

"Jake help me!" Finn shouted as he pulled Flame Princess out of the water and onto the candy grass. The yellow dog nodded and ran forward; pulling the other princess out and stretching his hand around both of hers in the shape of handcuffs. "Come on we have to get her to a hospital." And with that Jake grew large enough to fit Finn and Flame Princess in his free hand and he leaped over the Candy Forest and the wall to the kingdom.

(intense magic time skip!)

It had been over an hour since they'd all arrived in the Candy Hospital and after seeing the critical condition of FP Doctor Princess and Doctor Ice Cream immediately whisked her off to the emergency room. And soon after a thrashing crazy Bubblegum was escorted to the psychiatric ward by Nurse Pound Cake. For the first ten minutes Finn sat in one of the incredibly uncomfortable candy cane chairs praying that his princess would be alright. Then for awhile he just sat in front of the doors leading to the ER and stared at them; as if trying to will someone to come out and tell him that everything was fine. Not long after that he'd taken to pacing about the room with an agitated look on his face.

All the while Jake watched his brother in worry; he knew it wasn't a good idea to mess with Finn when he was like this but he desperately wanted to calm the boy. Luckily at that very moment Doctor Ice Cream walked through the doors and Finn ran over. They shared a few hushed words and the woman walked away leaving the adventurer standing there staring at the floor; silent and unmoving. Jake ran over as fast as he could.

"How's FP?" His voice was etched with concern.

"She's alive, but just barely. They're keeping her here for awhile to watch over her recovery and they're bringing in a few doctors from the Fire Kingdom to help out." He said solemnly.

"Can you go see her?" The boy shook his head and Jake patted his back. "It's for the best." And with that they made their way home. But not before Finn turned towards the emergency room doors and whispered:

"Get better Flame Princess, please."

(yet another time skip!)

"How are you feeling today FP?" Finn asked as he held her delicate hand in his. An IV was sticking out of her arm leading to a bag full of fire.

"Much better, thanks for visiting me so much Finn." She smiled gratefully up at her boyfriend. The minute Finn The Human got word that Flame Princess' condition had stabilized enough that she could receive visitors he ran straight to the hospital in the Candy Kingdom and had done so dutifully every day since.

(I'm putting this next part in italics because even though it's not a flashback its not the same scene as the one above this parenthesis thing…)

After about a straight week of visits the fire elemental told him he needed some rest and tried to send him home. But he immediately refused; stating that he wouldn't leave the girl that he loved alone anymore. She blushed furiously and asked;

"You…love me?" And at that very moment Finn had taken Flame Princess' hand his and got down on one knee.

"Flame Princess, I love you with all of my heart, would you please go out with me?" Her eyes widened to the size of dinner plates and she sat in silence for a moment. Finn froze in terror; why wasn't she responding? He looked up to see little Flame tears trickling down her face; she wore the happiest smile in the world as she nodded her head repeatedly and whispered,

"Yes." Finn would have jumped on the hospital bed and bear hugged her that instant if it weren't for her condition. So he hugged her as gently as possible; but he put all of his emotions into that one hug to show her exactly how he felt.

(end italics! :3)

"No problem m'lady." He brought his free hand up to soft her cheek. (Sorry if you guys don't use that phrase too. My family uses the word soft instead of "pet" because we think it sounds too pedo ;P) Over his visits to see her she'd regained much of her fiery color and was livelier every day. He bent down over her and kissed her lips thinking that everything was perfect.

Well there you have it everyone! The final finale to this story. I felt the ending was a little stupid but I really didn't know how to wrap it up ~ I honestly tried and I hope you all enjoyed the story. Sorry if crazy ooc bubblegum scarred you for life bro ;) But that's how I wanted her to be (I roundhouse most canon things in the face fyi.) Also My adorable guinea pig Mo who did the disclaimer is starving at the moment; he eats carrots and reviews so please feed the poor baby ); Lol anyways I love you all and thanks so much for reading my lame story

~Em-chan!