They found him. It was about time. He couldn't remember how long it had been since the Galaxy broke apart, or seeing a living being since then. It didn't matter. He was going in the right direction, north-east. He sighed, suddenly glad to see he wasn't the only living male left on the planet.

"stop right there!" came a voice behind him. He turned. It was those bean people. "Where do you think you're going? You know our borders are closed, right?"

Waluigi twisted his wiry frame in confusion. The Earth Changes had taken some toll on him, aside from his obvious mental delinquency. With dirty overalls and hair that nearly went down to his shoulders, it was clear he hadn't seen civilization in quite some time. But with no one to judge him, why should he care?

"Borders?" Waluigi quipped. "What borders? I saw no gates, no tolls, no militia. I saw trees and fruit. I saw her waiting for me past the shore. That's where I'm going, to meet my love. I have waited a long time. Have you come to bring me back to that familiar room."

The beans looked at each other, utterly confused. "What on Earth is he talking about?" said one to the other, Clearly, they had no idea. It was only the most important mission of his life. Well, he wasn't going backwards at any rate, Not back with them.

"This is my journey...my journey to greatness!" explained Waluigi. "You stop me, and I have some fun. You let me go, I have even more fun. You choose, I choose enough."

"We will lead you out of our kingdom." said one of the beans, but Waluigi made his trademark smirk. In a moment he was in the air, leaving the two beans on alert but clueless as to where the strange man went. Little did they know that he was right above them, falling through the air. With his feet extended, Waluigi landed on both of their skulls, killing them instantly. He suddenly looked unamused, as if he had better things to do.

"I must go and see the love of my life. Oh, right. Your reward." Picking berries off of a tree, Waluigi then proceeded to pull down both of their trousers and stuff each berry up their anuses. It was more fitting for a bunch of clowns.

"Clowns, were you pretending to be my old keepers?" Waluigi asked them, not caring they were now corpses. "That's what I wanted to do with them. They spend so much time with each other. They always did." He paused, his thought process seemingly interrupted by some invisible force. Turning back around Waluigi looked into the distance, being able to spot the far off ocean somewhere on the horizon. "Soon my Daisy, we will be together again." He returned to the path he was on before his rude interruption. People were indeed strange creatures, but he knew what he had to do and he was not going to let anyone stop him from doing it.

Didn't expect me to end it like this, did you? Don't worry, the story is far from over. The fall of the UmNaru has been told and we are now entering a larger story arc, with events much anticipated since The Perfect World. These past two books were meant to prepare the reader for the next, for an Apocalypse is not just about the event itself which stretches over many years. A journey cannot start halfway through the process to gain total understanding, but must start right at the beginning. I hope you understand. The most difficult struggles for the Koopalings are about to begin in the upcoming 3rd book, "The Great Destroyer."

Thank you for reading this far! It is a long read for sure, but I hope you're getting some type of enjoyment out of it.