Pineapple the Fourth: Okay, my first depressing story. "Regaining Vongola Sin" will be on hiatus on further notice, thank you. This story takes place in the future (TYL).

WARNING: Creepy scenes (of which I don't own), guardians will be severely injured (don't kill me), and I DON'T WISH TO OWN THESE PLACES.

Pairings: Supposedly none, but you can pick as you please!

Disclaimer: I will never own KHR, or these places (Prauge, The Catacombs of Paris, Alcatraz, and The Tower of London).

Summary: When all the guardians are sent to different locations, getting kidnapped was not part of the plan. When they're returned to the mansion near death, how will Tsuna get revenge for his guardians?

*Vongola Mansion*

On a relatively peaceful Friday, Tsuna received a letter from the External Advisors on some Mafia uprisings in Paris, London and Alcatraz. He was thinking of sending the Guardians in to investigate.

"Could you tell all of the Guardians to come to my office please?" Tsuna asked a maid

"Yes, master." The maid said

*Five Minutes*

One by one the Guardians filed into the office. They looked a little shocked to see that they were all there. Usually, Tsuna didn't call them all in at the same time. They all wondered if they had done something wrong, or if something was wrong. Gokudera was the first to speak.

"Juudaime, is something wrong?" Gokudera asked

"Yeah, you don't usually call all of us in at the same time." Yamamoto added

"No, nothing is wrong" Tsuna lied. He was thinking that he could send in some other team or the Varia to check out the problem.

"Omnivore, are you lying to us?" Hibari accused Tsuna

"Kufufufu… you had better not be lying to us Vongola." Mukuro remarked

The Guardians could tell that Tsuna was lying, because he wasn't very good at hiding anything from his most trusted friends.

"Okay, you got me, but I won't tell you anything!" Tsuna snapped. His Hyper Intuition was telling him not to send his Guardians to do this mission.

"C'mon Tsuna, you can tell us" Yamamoto said pleadingly

"Juudaime, do you not trust us?" Gokudera sadly said. He looked like was going to go into an emo corner and cry on how his beloved "Juudaime" didn't trust him.

"Hn. Tell us omnivore." Hibari said

"Tsuna-nii, tell us." Lambo begged, as he was clinging on to Tsuna's leg.

"Fine, fine, I'll tell you if you really want to know," Tsuna said. He was feeling the pressure from all of the Guardians wanting to know. It was uncomfortable to say the least.

"Basically, an unknown famiglia have begun to cause problems in four odd places: Alcatraz in the United States, The Tower of London in England, the city of Prauge, and The Catacombs of Paris. We need to send in people to investigate what famiglia is doing it, and what they are doing." Tsuna said. He really did not want to send the Guardians to do this mission at all.

"We will extremely get this mission over with quickly," Ryohei said.

"Wait, who said you guys would be going!" Tsuna asked

"Like I said, we will do this mission extremely fast!" Ryohei retorted

"Have faith in your friends, Tsuna," Yamamoto joined in.

"Trust us, Boss" Chrome chirped

It took only ten seconds for Tsuna to cave in to his Guardians. He then told them about the details of the mission.

"You guys will split into groups of two with Hibari going alone." Tsuna said. He knew that Hibari would not cooperate with anyone, so he was left with pondering who to put with whom.

"Gokudera, you will go with Lambo to the Catacombs in Paris." Tsuna said. He was a little worried that his two Guardians would be freaked out by the mountains of bones.

"Understood, Juudaime." Gokudera said. Although he was terrified of the creepy bones, he would do anything for his boss.

"Okay, Tsuna-nii." Lambo quietly said. He was very scared of the bones, but at least he wouldn't suffer alone.

"Mukuro and Chrome, you two will go to Alcatraz." Tsuna said. He was less scared for the pineapple duo because they were terrifying enough.

"Kufufufu, nice choice of scenery Vongola." Mukuro sang. He had always wanted to go to a place with a very strong connection to the Underworld.

"Yes, Boss." Chrome whispered. She would be fine if Mukuro was there.

"Hibari-san, you will investigate Prauge." Tsuna said. He didn't need to explain much to the skylark.

"Hn." Hibari grunted. He didn't care where he was going, so as long as he could bite some people to death, and as long as he was as far from the Pineapple-herbivore as possible.

"Lastly, Onii-san and Yamamoto will go to the Tower of London in England." Tsuna said. He really thought that these two would be fine on their own.

"I will EXTREMELY do it!" Ryohei shouted. He wouldn't be scared of anything, because he was extreme. (AN: Ugh… Idiot guardian)

"Haha, will do Tsuna." Yamamoto said. He had always wanted to visit England. (AN: Another one…)

"You all understand what you are doing right?" Tsuna asked. He was worried that he would have a barrage of questions. But no questions were asked.

"Okay… dismissed." Tsuna said

"Yes, Boss/Juudaime/Tsuna/Omnivore/ Vongola." The Guardians all left the office shortly after.

Within ten minutes, they were all packed and ready to leave. Tsuna had seen them off to the cars. As they drove off, he had an odd, sinking feeling in the bottom of his heart. Something was going to happen, and it wasn't going to be good. His hyper intuition was going haywire, and Tsuna was clutching his head.

"Something isn't right, let's hope they come home safe," Tsuna muttered to himself

(Lambo and Gokudera)

"Tu es bella, mademoiselle," Lambo said flirtingly. Even in other countries he was trying to pick up chicks. (AN: Pardon my horrible French)

"Cow, stop flirting with the women and start concentrating on the mission," Gokudera snapped. He was pissed that Lambo had the nerve to flirt during a mission with him.

*Time Skip*

It was dark and stormy, with thunder streaking across the sky. Gokudera and Lambo had just started their descent into the Catacombs of Paris. Apparently, the local allies of the Vongola had told the Guardians that strange things were happening inside the Catacombs. Lambo was shaking, shivering and trying to cling to Gokudera, who was trying to pry him off. They jumped at a sound of maniacal laughter and started to follow the sound of the laughter. They soon reached two paths that each went into separate tunnels.

"Lambo, you take the left path and I'll take the right," Gokudera decided

"Wait, why don't we just go together?" Lambo said. He was terrified of the dark and the creepy bones and the crazy laughter wasn't helping.

"No, we'll cover more ground if we split up," Gokudera refuted

"But I don't want to be alone!" Lambo whined

He was beginning to grate on Gokudera's nerves with his troublesome whining. But Gokudera could understand why he was so frightened. Although Gokudera loved UMA's and he liked a lot of occult things, he was also scared of the skulls and bones composing the walls of the catacombs.

"Fine, here's the deal" Gokudera sighed. Dealing with the cow was troublesome, but he could deal with him. "

"Yes?" Lambo whimpered

"We'll split up, but if anything at all happens, call for me immediately!" Gokudera said. Although he would never say it out loud, he did care for the Thunder Guardian, no matter how whiny and stupid he was.
"O-okay, you promise you'll come?" Lambo asked. He was still shaking from the laughter echoing inside his head.

"Yes, now-" Gokudera began, but was cut off by an inhuman, blood-curdling scream.

"GIYGOGAGOGWOH!" The screech was heard in a far-off distance.

"QUICKLY, we need to go now!" Gokudera yelled. He knew Tsuna would be very upset if he found that innocent people were involved.

Lambo and Gokudera had gone their separate paths. As Lambo was descending into the tomb in the left path, he felt shivers go down his spine.

"So, you have finally arrived," a somewhat feminine voice said

"What who's th-there?" Lambo stuttered in fright. Now he was freaked out.

"No one you need to know…" Replied the voice

Lambo felt a something sneak behind his neck; before he could react, a cloth came and covered his nose and his mouth. Before he slipped into unconsciousness, he saw a gold snake eating its own tail on the tie.

"One down, one to go…" the female voice cackled

As Gokudera was going down his path, he couldn't help but worry for Lambo. Maybe something went wrong. No, that couldn't have happened, Lambo was a trustworthy Guardian most of the time, when he wasn't screwing up or flirting.

"No need to worry about your friend, he's with us now…" a masculine voice said as he answered Gokudera's thoughts

"What do you mean, he's with us now?" Gokudera snapped. He started to light his boxes.

"Now, now, no need for violence," the voice said smoothly.

"Why I outta-" Gokudera was cut off as an arm slipped around his neck and he felt a cloth cover his mouth and nose.

The last thing Gokudera saw was the mans tattoo, a golden snake eating its tail.

"Boss, the Catacomb Calamity has been completed… Yes the two are unconscious… Okay we will begin phase two: The Tower's Terror" the masculine voice said

"This time the Vongola will know the wrath of the Ouroboros Famiglia" the feminine voice chuckled

*Meanwhile in the Vongola Mansion*

"Guhh" Tsuna gasped out in pain

Tsuna just felt as though his heart had been stabbed. Was something wrong with his Guardians?

"Master, are you alright?" a maid asked

"Yes, I'm fine" Tsuna lied

Tsuna thought that it was just his nervousness acting up. His Guardians were fine, because nothing would go wrong with a recon mission. Oh how wrong he was…

Pineapple the Fourth: Wow that was emotional, fans of Gokudera and Lambo , please don't kill me! I really think that this fic is better than my first one, so review please. Thank you! Oh, and I am looking for a beta reader, and if you'd like to apply please PM me! Once again, thank you!