Gamer

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.

"I think we're going to be late."

"I know!"

"Well maybe you should hurry up."

"You're not helping!"

"I could help you put your shirt on if you like~?" Obito scowled at Kakashi's smug expression.

"Hell no."

"I think you want me to really."

"I'm still pissed at you."

"...I really am sorry. I didn't think it would upset you so much."

"Of course it upset me! I thought you forgot me!"

"I'd never forget you. You're just so weird."

"Not exactly a compliment you asshole."

"I love your weirdness. Why don't we just forget the party and stay in, if you get me?"

"Tempting as that is, I think Shisui would be unimpressed if we abandoned him. No one's gonna help him if Deidara tries to force him into cross-dressing again."

"True I suppose. We'll have plenty of time together later, anyway." Obito smiled.

"I'm glad you came back."

"If you hadn't got me out I would've found a way. Once you've experienced indoor plumbing and central heating you can't go without."

"..."

"...Ok and I would've missed you as well." He got another slap for the pause but not as hard as the last time.

"Not like you can go back now though..." It was whilst he was beating the shit out of Kakashi that he discovered the disc for the game had broken apart in all the chaos.

"I think I can live with that."

"That's good. Now help me clean up in here before we go so mum doesn't kill me."

"If I must." Of course it was only a matter of minutes before Obito was hit in the back by a flying cushion.

"What's wrong with you?"

"What do you mean?"

"You threw a cushion at me!"

"I didn't."

"Well who else would've done it?!"

"I didn't actually touch the pillow." Another one came flying over from the side.

"Stop using magic! That's cheating!" Obito grabbed another and threw it back hard but Kakashi ducked. He then sent three flying at once, knocking Obito on his ass and angering him further.

"That's it! You're dead!"

"'The fuck is this?!" Ah. It seemed neither had noticed Hidan appearing in the doorway and he now looked like his brain was about to break.

"Er... Well this is..." What the hell do I say?

"How did you-? I don't-." Hidan was stopped mid speech when his head was suddenly introduced to a frying pan.

"...Shisui?"

"I hope you two are happy." He bent down to check his boyfriend was still living and then pulled him up and balanced him on his shoulder.

"Did you just knock your boyfriend out with a goddamn frying pan?!"

"Yes I did. You see the things I have to do for you?"

"You do realise he'll want an explanation when he wakes up."

"I'm hoping he either thinks it's a dream or the brain damage wipes it from his memory." Shisui carried him off and Obito and Kakashi gave each other a look.

"...Somehow I think I chose the better brother."

"Too right you did."

"This is the part where you say that you chose the perfect boyfriend."

"I certainly chose an arrogant boyfriend."

"I'm arrogant for a reason."

"Yeah, you're a jackass." Kakashi gave him a pained expression and Obito just grinned. Perhaps the boy was a twat. And he was too obsessed with useless things like soaps. But he wouldn't have it any other way.

And that's the end of that :3 I wanted to do the bit with the frying pan for a while so it was good to find somewhere to fit it in. Thanks to everybody who ever read and reviewed this story and I hope you all enjoyed it, even if it did drag on a little and the ending was a little cheesy :L