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CHAPTER ONE

DIMENSIONAL CROSSOVER

(At the Jade Palace)

The time has finally come for Oogway to choose the new Dragon Warrior and now that the Furious Five have completed their performances for the Grand Master, he will now choose the Dragon Warrior.

Master Shifu seemed quite nervous as the Grand Master slowly paced back and forth in front of the prospect students of Mantis, Viper, Crane, Monkey, and Tigress. If Shifu had to choose the Dragon Warrior, he would say that Tigress had demonstrated the most skill, and it seemed that Oogway had the same feeling as he slowly approached Tigress and slowly raised his hand and...

*Crash*! Suddenly, the large doors to the Palace courtyard were destroyed and a large number of boar and croc bandits started pouring and they quickly surrounded the Kung Fu Masters.

"It seems that I have you right where I want you, my friends!" spoke a small, brown Loris.

"Tong Fo! What makes you think you have the right to attack us" inquired an enraged Shifu, Gritting his teeth and twitching his ears as the Furious Five entered into their combat stances.

"Why nothing much, just the fact that I will have my revenge on you!"

"Ha, and how do you plan to do that?" roared Tigress.

"Oh just this, Sacred War Hammer of Lei Lang!"

The Five and Shifu gasped as Tong Fo unleashed the power of the hammer on them, quickly defeating and capturing them.

Meanwhile, in a dimension far off

*Blast* "That was pretty good blast, cousin. When did you learn that since our last spar?" asked a young man. He appeared overall to be an average human except for one thing; that being the long brown tail that was wrapped around his waist. He appeared to be roughly 25 in age and had medium length, brown hair.

"Oh, it was just something father taught me, Josh. You like it?" inquired another person who appeared to be an average human with a tail. He looked as though he was 23 in age and had a scar under his right eye.

"It was something else, I'll give you that. But what say we wrap this up before sundown, Zeke? How about we put all our energy into one final blast to decide the winner?" asked Josh.

"Ok, bring it!" replied Zeke.

Both young men began to charge their energy and suddenly, both unleashed what appeared to be a powerful energy beam. The two beams met halfway between the warriors, colliding and a struggle for victory began.

"You've gotten a lot stronger since last time, cousin." yelled Josh.

"So have you, but this time I will win!" returned Zeke.

"We shall see about that!" Josh shouted.

"Indeed!"

Simultaneously, they both yelled "AAH" as they poured their energy into the attack. They struggled for nearly two minutes when the beams exploded, sending light and smoke everywhere, blinding both warriors.

*Cough* "Ha, that was the best spar ever" shouted Zeke as the smoke began to clear, but there came no response.

"Cousin? Josh? Josh!" yelled Zeke, but still no reply. It was then that Zeke not only failed to see a body, confirming that Josh had survive, but he also failed to sense his energy signature, meaning he was no where near, not even on the planet!

(Back at the Jade Palace)

Tong Fo had defeated the Five and captured the palace. Now he had them tied up in the middle of the Village for their public executions. "Ha, seems you were not as powerful as you boasted, Master Tigress. HM, I believe you will be first to die." said Tong Fo as he approached Tigress, Sacred War Hammer of Lei Lang held over his head as he approached her.

"I do not fear Tong Fo." replied Tigress with a growl.

"Well we shall see about that, so how about I destroy your master instead?"

"NO!" shouted Crane

"Fo, you coward" yelled Mantis.

"You are too afraid to attack any of us." yelled Monkey.

Viper hissed and said, "Why don't you try that hammer of yours on me, fool?"

"No, I believe Shifu will be the perfect person to test the hammer on." retorted Fo.

"Fear not for me, my students. You must remain calm so you may continue to protect the valley." said Shifu with the utmost calm voice he could manage.

"How noble, but now you die." yelled Tong Fo as he raised the Hammer.

"NNNOOO" yelled the five at the same time.

"To late!" Just as he was about to bring the hammer down on Shifu's head, he stopped and began to listen, as did Shifu. Slowly, everyone else began to listen to a distant voice that was rapidly approaching.

"What is that?" asked Mantis.

"Don't know" replied Crane.

"Its getting closer" said Viper.

"GGGGOOOODDDD DDDDAAAAMMNNN IIITTTT, ZZZEEEKKKEEE!"

Suddenly, there was a large crash. Everyone directed their gaze to a large crater in the center of town and watched as the dust cleared. Slowly, they could begin to make out what appeared to be two legs sticking up straight in the air, until a figure began to rise out of the large whole that had been created"

Then, the figure began to slowly dust himself off and said "I must admit, you've become somewhat stronger since our last spar, cousin."

When he heard no reply, Josh began to look around and found dozens of pairs of eyes transfixed on him. Slowly, one of Tong Fo's men approached this new being.

"Who are you supposed to be?" inquired a large boar to Josh.

Josh simply looked at the boar calmly, then yelled "WHAT THE FFFFUUUCCCKKK!"

It was then that Josh noticed the large number of warriors who appeared to be low-class bandits and mercenaries. As he continued looking over the bandits, Josh noticed what appeared to be a mantis, a snake, a red panda, a crane, and monkey. Then his gaze fell upon an extremely beautiful tigress who stared at him with wonder and disbelief.

Slowly, Josh made his way to where the Five were tied up, passing the various other animals as if they weren't there. once he reached his destination, he began to free them, not paying any mind to the villains that were becoming quite irritated by his boldness.

"Who do you think you are and what do you think you are doing?" inquired a furious Tong Fo.

"Oh, sorry. I didn't see you there little child. Why don't you just run along and play?" replied Josh calmly.

The Five, Shifu, and many of Fo' men snickered at this. When josh realized that Fo was still behind him and staring angrily, Josh turned and said "You still here? Well I suppose its fine if you stay child. Just saty out of my way. And quit staring at me, those big-ass eyes of yours are creepy.

Tong Fo had had enough and yelled to his men, "Attack! Kill him and bring me his skull!" his men complied and charged Josh.

"Oh, so you want to play. Alright, I'll fight, but I don't work at Burger King so you don't get it your way."

Josh then turned and charged the bandits. When he reached them, he did a swirling kick to the necks of the first two, killing them instantly. He then punched another three in the face, knocking them unconscious. The Five stared in amazement as this young warrior began to slowly but easily obliterate the opposing forces that continued to attack, though some quickly grew hesitant.

"Woah" said a shocked Crane.

"Look at those moves" said Viper, eyes wider than dinner-plates.

Monkey could only mumble incoherently from that slaughter taking place.

Tigress simply stared in a mix of amazement, jealousy, and happiness that they were going to be rescued.

Mantis replied, "I can't believe it, he's moving faster than even I can"

Eventually, Josh grew board with this farce that was playing out. He jumped atop a nearby building and began to... sing?

"Useless young races with fires on their houses

Millions of voices all silenced like mouses

Watching the cowards bow to their new king

These are a few of my favorite things"

Few could make out what he was saying, the only three being Shifu, Tigress, and Tong Fo. Suddnely, Josh pulled out a sword and descended upon his twenty remaining enemies. Once he reached the ground, he disappeared after quickly rushing the bandits and reappeared behind them. Fo ordered his men to attack but was greeted only with silence. As he approached the nearest warrior, he understood why. Then, the heads of all the bandits fell from their shoulders, causing the villagers and The Five to gasp.