Hey guys... -ACHOO!- I'm sick today. -sniff- I have strep throat. -cough- BUT I wanted to bring this chappie out to you! So I hope you enjoy! :D If this chappie isn't as random as normal I apoligize. I'm sick so... yeah, that's my excuse. XD Enjoy~!
Eclair: Where the heck is Candy? She was supposed to have been here... -Looks at her watch- five minutes ago!
Bowser: Candy isn't here?
-Celebrate good times comes on-
Bowser: WOO-HOO! Candy isn't here today! Candy isn't here today! Candy isn't-
Candy: -Blows door down with dynamite and the door falls on Bowser- HERE'S CANDY! *Eyes go in different directions*
Bowser: -Crushed underneath the door- Ohhh...
Mr. L: What the heck is going on with Candy? She looks creepy...
Eclair: This can only mean one thing... Candy ate some-
Candy: !Isn'tthatawesomehuh?Huh?HUH?
Eclair: ...candy. -Facepalms- And now she's hyper.
Candy: Let's get started everybody~! -Walks inside with a creepy looking man that's wearing a black cloak and has blood red eyes-
Eclair (With this facial expression: O_O): Who the flip is that guy? -Points to the man Candy walked in with-
Candy: Oh, him? -Points to the man next to her-
Eclair: YES!
Candy: Ah... he's a little buddy I met on my way here!
Eclair: And he's here, why?
Candy: He's just a little 'insentive' to make sure everybody does their dares today! His name is Bobby Blood. The most wanted man in the Mushroom Kingdom! If anybody refuses to do their dares he's gonna he's gonna be their punishment!
Eclair: Oh my grambi! He's not gonna kill them is he?
Candy: Nope! He's just gonna torture them to the point of extreme depression and woe!
All the Mario characters: -Gulps-
Eclair: I'm not even gonna question you at this point...
Candy: Good! Oh yeah! Before I forget! We have to bring the guest's in! -Blows whistle-
-A young female Toad appears that looks like Toadette except the mushroom on her head is an aqua blue color with white spots and she's wearing an aqua blue dress-
Candy: Everybody, meet our first guest... Toadia!
Toadia: Hi! It's nice to be here with all of you.
Candy: Yup! A really awesome fact about Toadia is that she's Toad and Toadettes future daughter!
Toad: W-what? I-i'm gonna be a father some day?...
Toadette: And i'm a m-mother?
Toadia: Yes. Your my mother and father in the future.
Toad: W-wow that's... that's... -Passes out-
Toadia: Oh my gosh! Is he gonna be OK?
Eclair: Yeah. He'll wake up when he gets a dare.
Toadia: OK..
Candy: Time for our second guest! -Blows whistle and the second guest appears-
-A teenage human boy appears that has blue eyes and dirty blonde hair wearing jeans and a red shirt appears-
Candy: Our second guest is Fezzes64!
Fezzes64: Um... hi..
Mario: Hi-a fezzes!
Fezzes (I hope you don't mind me calling you this): Hi Mario! -Goes to sit next to Mario-
Candy: Awesome! Next guest is... -Looks at list in her hand- a really good friend of mine! -Blows whistle to make the third guest appear-
-A teenage Sheikah appears she has red eyes with small hints of brown in them with brown hair and red highlights. She's wearing a purple jump-suit and light blue headcloth-
Candy: Everybody meet our third guest Ariana!
Ariana: Hi everybody! Hi Candy!
Candy: Hey Rina! -Hugs-
Eclair: You two know each other?
Candy: Yeah! We're both co-hosts on 'Questions for Bowser' by Diabolos!
Ariana: Yup!
Candy: Now time for our final guest! -Blows whistle and the last guest appears-
-A teenage human girl appears with green eyes and Long and curly brown hair. She's wearing a dress that at the bottom it starts out darker pink them gets lighter as it goes up near the waist. There are also hearts scattered on the dress. She also has a giant pink bow in her hair-
Candy: And here's our last guest Angela!
Angela: Oh. My. Gosh! I can't believe i'm here! It's sooo nice to meet all of you!
Candy: Yay! Now that all of our guests are here we can get on with the dares!
All the Mario characters: Booo!
Candy, Angela, Toadia and Ariana: -Shoots death glare at the Mario crew- What was that?
All the Mario characters: ...Yay!
Candy, Angela, Toadia and Ariana: Good! Now on to the dares/questions!
SomeMariofangirl
Bowser: Why do you pick favs? And you are fat!
Peach: What is it like in bowsers palace?
Bowser: -With a cast on his leg and a carrot in his hand- 'Cause you asked me who my favorite Koopaling was! And i'm going on a diet! Don't you see the carrot in my hand?
Toadia: Bowser? On a diet? The world must be ending...
Bowser: Oh, whatever; Toad thing!
Toadia: Don't. Call. Me. Toad thing!
Candy: -Throws a scythe at Bowser- Yeah, don't! And if you do, there's more of these where that came from!
Bowser: -Barely dodges the scythe- GAH! Fine!
Candy: Good! -Derp smile-
Peach: I already said depressing. But my room is really pretty!
Candy: The next set of questions/dares are from Fezzes!
Fezzes: Heh heh..
Fezzes64
Truths:
Mario: What are your hobbies? Who do you trust the most? You see to be on your own a lot. Do you like being lonely? What is your opinion of Luigi?
Dares:
I dare Mario to kiss Peach in front of EVERYONE!
I dare Luigi to tell an incredibly stupid joke!
I dare Mario to sing 'Unnatural selection' in front of everyone!
And I want him to play electric guitar with it.
Mario: Sitting on-a the roof, playing with-a fire, stuff like-a that. I-a trust Luigi and Peach the most. And sometimes it-a does get boring being alone. So no. And I love Luigi! He's-a my bro! -Smiles-
Candy: Hehehe... now onto the dares!
Mario: U-uh... OK... -Walks over to Peach and kisses her softly for a few seconds before pulling away-
Peach: -Blushes-
Mario: -Blushes, whispers to Fezzes- Thanks for that-a dare, Fezzes!
Fezzes: -Whispers to Mario- No problem!
Luigi: Um... knock knock!
Everybody: Who's there?
Luigi: Boo!
Everybody: Boo who?
Luigi: Don't cry! It's just a joke!
Angela: ...That joke sucked!
Everybody in the room: Yeah!
Luigi: What a tough crowd! Hmph!
Mario: Do I have to do this-a dare?
Candy and Ariana: Yes!
Candy: -Tosses Mario an electric guitar- And you have to play this with it!
Mario: -Catches guitar- OK...
Luigi: Knock em' dead, bro!
Candy: Oh no you don't! Your a part of this dare, too! And so is Daisy!
Luigi and Daisy: ...Huh?
Candy: Luigi your gonna be playing the drums and Daisy, your gonna be playing the keyboard! We already have your instruments set up so get started!
Luigi: -Walks over to his drum set- I have a bad feeling about this...
Daisy: Don't worry, Weegee! This is gonna be fun!
Luigi: I hope so...
=Unatural Selection=
They'll laugh as they watch us fall...
The lucky don't care at all
No chance for fate, it's unnatural selection
I want the truth
-Guitar Solo-
I'm hungry for some unrest
I want to push this beyond a peaceful protest
I wanna speak in a language that they'll understand
Dedication to a new age
Is this the end of destruction and rampage?
Another chance to erase then repeat it again
Counter balance this commotion
We're not droplets in the ocean, ocean
They'll laugh as they watch us fall
The lucky don't care at all
No chance for fate, it's unnatural selection
I want the truth
-Guitar solo-
No religion or mind virus
Is there a hope that the facts will ever find us?
Just make sure that your are looking out for number one
I'm hungry for an unrest
Let's push this beyond a peaceful protest
I wanna speak in a language that you will understand
Counter balance this commotion
We're not droplets in the ocean, ocean
They'll laugh as they watch us crawl
The lucky don't share at all
No hope for fate, it's a random chance selection
I want the truth...
-Drum solo-
Try to ride out the storm
Whilst they'll make you believe
That they are the special ones
We have not been chosen
Injustice is the norm
You won't be the first
And you know you won't be the last
Counter balance this commotion
We're not droplets in the ocean, ocean
Ocean, ocean
They'll laugh as they watch us fall!
And the lucky, they don't care at all
No chance for fate, it's unnatural selection
I want the truth, I want the truth
I want the truth, I want the truth!
-Guitar and Drum solo-
=End of song=
Candy: Oh...
Ariana: My...
Toadia and Angela: Grambi...
Eclair: That was awesome!
Peach: -Walks over to Mario- Mario! That was great! *Kisses him*
Fezzes, Candy, Angela, Toadia and Ariana: Awww...
Mario: Thanks Peach...
Peach: No problem! -Giggles then walks back to her seat-
Candy: Nice! On to the next set of dares, Eclair!
Eclair: I hate my life..
Lemmy Koopa Is Awesome
hi
questions
Eclair: y are u the princess of the WAFFLE kingdom and your name has nothing to do with waffles (mmmm waffles) your name is a dessert type thingymabobber
rosalina:don't listen to those people lumas are adorable little guys and you are the best princess ever your the princess of the galaxies so that means your the princess of everybody inside those galaxies so the whole world should bow down to you *bows down* on to the question do you have a crush on anybody?(don't have to answer)
yoshi:what's your favorite pie *sends favorite pie*
bowser: if your not fat explain bowser's inside story *sends video of bowser stuck in a floor in bowser's inside story* XD
luigi:your way better than mario in RPG games your much more awesome example:you have more health,power,defense,and a better 'stache
dares
luigi:i dare u to be bad*** for a whole chapter (even though i like your personality now)
wario:i dare you to go on a die
bowser:same as wario
daisy:i dare you to wear a purple dress for a whole chapter
ok c ya
Eclair: Your gonna have to talk to Nintendo about that one.
Rosalina: Thanks! Yeah, I guess I am the princess of everybody... but you don't have to bow down to me, though. And I don't really have a crush on anybody...
Yoshi: Yoshi yoshi! Yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi! (Apple pie! And thanks for the pie!) -Eats pie-
Bowser: ...That wasn't me. That was just some dude that looked like me.
Ariana: Yeah right...
Luigi: Thanks! And.. Uh.. OK. -Goes into a dressing room then comes out wearing a black leather jacket with 'I am bad' written on the back, black skinny jeans and cool looking shades. He also has his hat off and is wearing black boots instead of his brown ones- 'Sup.
Candy: NEXT!
Wario: Wah! Wario no wanna go on a diet!
Candy and Angela: Well guess what? You have to! -Pulls a lever and thousands of vegtables fall on him-
Wario: NOOO!
Bowser: I AM on a diet! See? -Holds up carrot- I'm on weight watchers.
Angela: You sure do need it!
Bowser: Hmph!
Daisy: Awww... OK... -Walks into dressing room and comes out wearing her same dress except it's purple- This sucks!
Candy: It's OK, Daisy! It's only for one chapter. MOVING ON!
Boomhauerfan1
Lujgi: Why arent you more popular? I mean the only game you ever starred in is Luigi's Mansion. Are you just underappreciated?
Luigi: Beats me. And like Eclair said: Ask Nintendo.
Ariana: Next!
Boomhauerfan1 (again)
Luigi takes his shirt off! Lol
Luigi: ...I don't wanna take my shirt off.
Candy: OK! Bobby! We a got a rebel!
Bobby Blood: -Breathes heavily ask he begins to slowly walk over to Luigi. Pulls out scythe-
Luigi: OK, OK! I'll do it...
Candy: False alarm, Bobby!
Bobby Blood: -Slowly walks back to his spot against the wall and put's his scythe back-
Luigi: -Takes his shirt off-
All the Luigi fangirls: -Goes crazy- WE LOVE YOU, LUIGI!
Candy: OK! Calm down!
Luigi fangirls: OK...
Candy: Next! :D
Blossom's OTHER little sis
Mariogirl133- I have two... and sorry Luigi; she's a bit... weird at times...
Willowheart- Hello! :)
Mario: How many times have you kissed Peach?
Mariogirl133- ...um...
Willowheart- Birdo: About how big can you make your mouth?
Mariogirl133- I'm sure the author is going to have a FUN time answering those. *sarcasm*
Willowheart- Rosalina: What are ALL the names of your lumas?
Mariogirl133- That'll take forever to come up with...
Willowheart- At least I wasn't as bad as the OTHER sis. XD
Mariogirl33- ...And that is when we leave.
-Blossom OUT-
Luigi: It's alright.
Mario: Three times...
Birdo: About 8 inches.
Rosalina: Well, let's see... Lumalee, Lumabop, Lucy, Polari, Gemini, Solari, Xaiver, Grace, Teretha...
Candy: OK! By the time you name all your luma's we'll be out of time! Sorry Rosalina!
Rosalina: It's OK!
Candy: Next!
Angelwing8
I have a few questions! *evily grins*
Dimentio: Do you hate it when people call you Dimmy?
Mario: Do you consider yourself fat? I mean you eat so much pasta and all...
Luigi& Mr. L: Are you two considered twins now?
Dimentio: Yes, yes I do.
Mario: NO I do not!
Mr. L: I guess so... since we look alike...
Mariogirl133
Now I have to apologize on Lissy (and some of my) behalf... but I will ask questions as well. But all of them are asking 'do you want _' XD
Mr. L: *sobs* sorry... do you want your own game? *hands an exclusive game I made called 'The Super Green Thunder'*
Rosalina: Don't worry; I like lumas. They're so cute! . Do you want a luma plushie? I made one! *hands a hand-sewn luma plushie*
Toad: Um... no; I don't think you're fat... my sister pushed me off the chair, or I would've censored that as well... Do you want a cookie? *hands cookie*
Bowser Jr.: (I've been doing this throughout the review but) I'm sorry that my little sister is so weird... I KNOW you're not a girl. XD Can I give you... cake! Yeah, want some cake? *gives cake*
Mario: Do you look like a girl? I don't think so... *glares at little sis* I have pasta... want some? XD *gives a bowl of pasta*
Luigi: And THAT is why I censored that, or that would've been worse. Sorry! Do you want... *is out of ideas* Um... er... a hug? (I think I'll wait unless you say no)
And that's it. XD too many!
-Blossom OUT-
Candy: It's OK! We don't mind.
Mr. L: Oh my grambi... thanks! -Takes game- It looks awesome!
Rosalina: -Takes Luma plushie- Thanks! It's cute! -Hugs luma plushie-
Toad: -Wakes up from his coma- Heck YEAH I want a cookie! -Takes cookie and eats it- Yummy!
Bowser Jr.: Oh boy cake! -Is about to take Blossom's cake when Bowser grabs it from him- What the shell, papa?
Bowser: I'm hungry! So shut it! I can't take this diet crap anymore! -Stuffs cake in his mouth-
Toadia: -Mumbles under her breath- Fatso...
Bowser: What was that?
Toadia: Oh.. nothing..
Mario: I-a know! And-a thanks! -Takes pasta-
Luigi: Whatever. Sure. -Hugs Blossom like a boss (XD)-
Toadia: Next!
ChristinaWakaenski02
*Bust in the room* I. Heard. TOD. I'd be happy to say random Truths or Dares :D!
Bowser: I dare you to not capture the princess for a week. *Pulls out a shirt that says "I Am Fat"* And to wear this shirt for the rest of the day!
Mario: Is it true that you get really really irritated when you have to save the princess? Like, if she's saved, and then you turn your back, and then after 2 seconds you turn back and she's gone? And that you have to go through all those worlds under 300-600 seconds :T? Man...
Candy: *Pushes cake in room, rests arm on it* I dare you to eat this cake in front of Bowser!
Rosalina: Do your Lumas annoy you when they make that Whee noise? Other than that, I think it's adorable ^_^!
Luigi: I dare you to hug Daisy! *Looks around* ...What? I'm bored :T!
I think that's all for now! Enjoy the cake and bye!
Bowser: Oh come on! -Grumbles and put's shirt on-
Ariana: You have it on backwards!
Bowser: Ugh! -Stomps off to a dressing room-
Candy: ...Next.
Mario: -Sighs- Yes. It does get-a extremely irritating. But, I save her 'cause I -Blushes- Love her.
Peach: -Giggles- Oh, Mario!
Candy (With this facial expression: :D): Okie-dokie! Bobby can you get Bowser, put him in a chair tied up and bring him here, please?
Bobby Blood: -Doesn't say anything, pulls out scythe and walks over to the dressing room Bowser went in. Screams are heard from the room-
Bowser: AHHH! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME! OH MY GRAMBI! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE! THAT'S PRIVATE PROPERTY! AHHHH-!
Angela: Should we help him?
Ariana: No, he'll be alright!
Angela: OK!
Bobby Blood: -Drags a tied up Bowser out of the dressing room and put's him in front of the cake-
Bowser: Oh my grambi, this looks good! Is it for me?
Candy: -Appears on top of the cake- Nope! It's for me! And I have to eat it in front of you! :D
Bowser: Nooo!
Candy: -Eats the entire cake in less than ten seconds- Mmmm! Yummy!
Bowser: -Shakes so vilently in his chair it tips over on the floor, continues to shake- NAOO! Why grambi? WHY!
Bobby Blood: -Drags Bowser back to his spot where he was seated-
Rosalina: No, it doesn't. And I think it's adorable, too!
Luigi: ...OK. -Hugs Daisy like a boss-
Daisy: Thanks for the hug, Weeg!
Luigi: No prob.
Fezzes and Mario: Next!
Princess Zora
Hey, sorry I didn't send questions last chapter. I'm on vacation, and I don't get Wifi anywhere but our hotel that we spend three hours in minus sleeping. I just got in, and I saw you updated! Thanks for using my OC. Okay, here I go!
Mario: I dare you to wear either a shell or a hula skirt for the rest of the chapter!
Luigi: *hands ring* give this to Daisy when you two are ready.
Mr. L.: I dare you to not insult Luigi for the rest of the chapter.
Bowser: Who is the mother of the koopalings? Is it Clawdia, or is it someone we don't know?
Daisy: What would you say if Luigi proposed right now?
Peach: Does Bowser let you redecorate your cell at the castle?
Rosalina: What is your opinion of the Waluigi x Rosalina pairing?
Yoshi: Can I hug you? *huggles*
Everyone: who wishes they were me right now? I'm in Disney and about to go swimming in the pool like twenty feet from our room!
Good luck with this!
See ya- Zora
Mario: -Looks over at Bobby Blood-
Bobby Blood: -Is breathing heavily and looks at Mario with red blood lust eyes-
Mario: -Looks at Fezzes who has wide eyes- Give-a me the hula skirt!
Eclair: -Hands Mario a hula skirt and bra made out of coconuts- Here. Go put this on in the dressing room.
Mario: -Mumbles something and goes in the dressing room-
Luigi: -Takes ring- Erm.. Thanks.
Daisy: -Blushes- I would be very happy!
Peach: I live in a room. Not a cell. And my room is actually so pretty I don't have to redecorate it!
Bowser: Heh heh!
Rosalina: I don't really like Waluigi that way...
Waluigi: -Forever alone face- :,(
Yoshi: Yoshi! (Sure!) -Hugs Zora-
Ariana: Awww... that's cute!
Everybody in the room: ME!
Angela: I wish I could go to Disney land! D:
Toadia: Me too...
Candy: Hm... next... and thanks!
ExadireNight
Me: YEEEESSSSSSSS I love this story I have a few dares for Mr. L * chuckles evily*
Mr. L: I don't like the sound of that o_o
Me: so here dares
Mr. L; I dare you to sing im sexy and I know it by LMFAO with Luigi yeah thats right luigi your in this dare too, and I dare Mr. L and luigi to get along if they don't then the penalty is a gay moment between the two... Im sorry im feeling evil today when I feel evil I usually think of funny gay moments XP
Truth:
Mr. L: Mr. L if you were in a room stuck with a rapist would you fight him scream like a sissy look for luigi and say your married to him or kill you self so you won't have suffer the rape...MAN I'M ON A ROLL TODAY XD
Candy: Thanks! And i'm sure Mr. L is excited about that!
Mr. L: I normally wouldn't even think about doing a dare like that but... -Looks at Bobby Blood- I'll make an exception. Come on Luigi.
Luigi: Fine...
=I'm sexy and I know it=
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control,
It's RedFoo with the big afro
And like Bruce Lee I've got the claw
Girl look at that body (x3)
I work out
Girl look at that body (x3)
I work out
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it
I'm sexy and I know it (x2)
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight 'em off
When I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service
Girl look at that body (x3)
I work out
Girl look at that body (x3)
I work out
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it
I'm sexy and I know it (x2)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah (x3)
Do the wiggle yeah
I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT...
Girl look at that body (x3)
I work out
Girl look at that body (x3)
I work out
=End of song=
Mr. L: There. Am I done now?
Candy and Angela: Nope! You still have one more dare and a few questions!
Mr. L: Gammit! -Reads dare- AW Heck NAW! There is no way i'm doing that!
Luigi: I don't agree with this either!
Candy: -In a sing song voice- Oh Bobby!
Mr. L and Luigi: NO, NOO! Fine! We'll be nice!
Candy: Now that's what I wanted to hear!
Mr. L: I would fight him. I would never scream like a sissy, I'm not married to Luigi, and I don't wanna die.
Eclair and Candy: Next!
EPICYOSHI39000
Yoshi:why are you so epic
Same with Luigi
Yoshi: Yoshi yoshi yoshi... (I don't know...)
Luigi: 'Cause i'm good like that.
Candy: Great! So that ends this special edition truth or dare chapter! Thanks to all the guests for being here today!
Fezzes: I had alot of fun! Especially having the chance to hang out with Mario again!
Angela: This was such a blast! I hope I can be here again!
Toadia: This was really nice. I had fun!
Ariana: I had a great time! It was nice to be here and help answer questions!
Eclair: I didn't have any fun...
Candy: Oh come on Eclair! Don't be such a sour-puss! I'll take you to Disney Land if you cheer up! (I'm not really gonna take her there)
Eclair: -Eyes light up- Really? OK!
Candy: Thanks for watching! See you next chapter! And keep those reviews comin'!
Everybody (except Bowser who's having a mental breakdown): Bye!
AN/ And so ends our special edition truth or dare show. This has to be the longest thing I ever wrote... ever. Next chappie we'll just be asking questions again. So, no more dares! But I have something that'll cheer you up! I've decided that every five chapter's i'll be converting the show into a TOD show. -ACHOO!- And.. i'm still sick... so I hope you enjoyed this chappie! Also to Fezzes64: I forgot to ask you what your OC wore! I'm so sorry! I hope the outfit I made up was good. I chose it because it looked just like Mario's outfit minus the overalls. XD And to Blossom: I hope I got what Toadia looked like right! If not i'm sorry! D: Thanks for your support everybody! Without your encouraging words I wouldn't have continued. So thanks! See you next chappie~!
~PeachFan~