Now You're A Jokester?

Oh, um... hi? Okay, so I'm extremely sorry for not updating before now. I honestly did mean to, it just... never happened. Anyway, to:

everyone who reviewed, story alerted, or favorite storied- Thank you so much!

.Cheesyness- Okay, first off, I love the name. :) Also, I know some of the jokes are stupid, but I'm glad you still laughed for some. And honestly, I just came up with the first joke, wanted to share it, and thought it'd be stupid if there weren't any others to go with it. Believe me, I would have liked it better if it were a proper story too, but... I'm not really good at those. Also, I completely forgot about the "-". To be honest, it was bulleted, then I used those when the bullets went away on FF, and then I realized that I couldn't get spacing, so I put in the page breaks. If I'd thought of it, I would have taken them away. Thanks for the criticism!

Time2Wake- Thank you so much! And yeah, I did come up with them myself. It actually took my several days to get all them (plus Thalia's) so I'm glad you like them.

I do not own Percy Jackson. (Although it'd be a dream come true. *sigh* Believe me, if I owned Percy Jackson, he would be getting injured (badly) in every single book, and he would have ended up with Thalia.)

WARNING: Extreme Stupidness

Thalia's Jokes:

"Hey, Annabeth!" Thalia called.

"Yeah?" Annabeth asked, turning to face her friend.

"Guess what? You're towering over Percy again!"

"Thalia!" Jason yelled.

"What?" Thalia asked.

"Why won't you fly?"

"I'm scared of heights."

"Fine." Jason grumbled. "Don't tell me."

"You want the truth?" Thalia asked.

"Yes."

"I decided not to when I found out Percy would get zapped if he flew."

"Wow, Thalia." Jason said, amazed. "When did you get so nice?"

"Wow, Leo." Thalia snickered. "There's no need to get all fired up."

"Drew!" Thalia called.

"Yes?" Said girl asked, turning around.

"Well, I heard that all daughters of Aphrodite had to marry a man with an afro. I was wondering if it was true."

Nico eyed the ride they were about to get on nervously. It would spin them a lot, and he didn't like spinning rides.

"Hey, Nico." Thalia said, grinning. "Ready to get spinning?"

"Chiron!" Thalia yelled.

"Yes, child?" Chiron asked.

"Why the long face?"

"Apollo is definitely not bright." Annabeth muttered.

"Of course he's bright!" Thalia cried. "He's the sun god!"

"Zeus isn't the god of drama." Thalia told Annabeth.

"Of course he isn't." Annabeth replied. "Nobody is."

"Percy is a god?" Thalia yelled in disbelief.

"Thalia!" Percy yelled. "Do you wanna work together?"

"Sure! The daughter of Zeus replied. "Fly not?"

"We. Are. Doomed." Chris Rodriguez groaned.

"Not yet." Annabeth told him. "According to my calculations, we're only doomed when Nico helps them.

"Hey guys!" Nico said. "Knock knock?"

Annabeth eyed him warily but answered, "Who's there?"

"Donut."

"Donut who?" Chris joined in.

"Donut mean to worry you, but I'm gonna help Percy and Thalia!"

"We're doomed." Annabeth groaned.

And that's it! Sorry to .Cheesyness, but I'm really not up for a full-blown story.

So what'd you think? Which one was your favorite?

Please review!