Prologue
Luna- Hi reviewers! I'm Ice LunaWolf but you can call me Luna.
Lucian- And I am Lucian. Lady Luna's half demon butler. A pleasure to meet you all.
Luna- I decided to do a truth or dare fanfic where the reviewers get to choose the dares and questions. So welcome to FMAB and Black Butler: Truth or Dare! Lucian, do the disclaimer!
Lucian- Ice LunaWolf does not own Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood or Black Butler!
Roy- Hello ladies!
Ed- Stop flirting, Colonel Bastard!
Roy- Are you jealous of me, Fullmetal? *smirks*
Ed- NO!
Roy- Oh, so you're jealous of the ladies?
Ed- YES! Wait! I mean *blushes*
Ciel- This is a waste of my time!
Lucian- Hello master Ciel! It's a pleasure to finally meet you. I made some chocolate cupcakes just for you! (Hands a plate of cupcakes to Ciel)
Ciel- Why thank you, servant! (Starts eating the cupcakes)
Sebastian- Bochan, you should of let me check those first.
Nyx- Lucian, you better not try and kidnap Ciel!
Roy- And who is this lovely lady?
Ed- COLONEL!
Lucian- Nyx is my older sister.
Nyx- And you promise Luna that you wouldn't do any of your treats to kidnap Ciel!
Lucian- I would never try and kidnap the cute little bochan.
Sebastian- I don't believe you!
Ed- So why are we here?
Luna- We are gonna play truth or dare with the reviewers!
Ed- Please don't torture me!
Roy- But it's fun to torture the shrimp!
Ed- WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMP, COLONEL USELESS BASTARD!
Luna- Anyway, here are the rules!
RULES
You can dare or ask a question to any of the cast members of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood and Black Butler.
Yaoi is accepted. And crossover Yaoi is accepted too.
No killing characters!
When you send a dare, you must send a penalty.
This is rated M.
Luna- So have fun everybody! And you're allowed to dare or ask questions to me, Lucian and Nyx!
Claude- Hi!
Luna- AAAHHHH! (Whips around and hits Claude in the face with a frying pan)
Claude- (covering his injuried face) Son of a bitch!
Alois- WHY DID YOU HIT MY CLAUDE?
Lucian- My apologies. Lady Luna is terrified of spiders.
Luna- Sorry.
Alois- SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT! YOU COULD OF RUIN CLAUDE'S SEXY FACE!
Ciel- Sebastian is *yawn* waaay sexier than Claude.
Sebastian- Why thank you, Bochan!
Nyx- I agree with Ciel!
Alphonse- Hi guys! *meow*
Sebastian- Was that a kitty!
Ed- AL! (opens up Al's armor and see a cat) GET RID OF IT!
Sebastian- What a beautiful kitty! (grabs the cat)
Alphonse- Isn't she pretty! (pats the kitty)
Sebastian- Yes, she is!
Ciel- Cat Obesses morons. *yawn* Who's the talking tin can?
Ed- That's my little brother, Al!
Ciel- Really? You sure you're not the younger one?
ED- WHO ARE YOU CALLING LITTLE, YOU LITTLE CYCLOP!
Ciel- I never said that!
Luna- Sorry to break it to you, Ed, but Ciel is taller than you!
Ed- WHAT?
Lucian- That's right. Ciel is 5 foot 2 and Ed is 4 foot 11.
Alois- And Ciel is only 13 years old!
Ed- WHAT! A 13 year old is taller than me! *crys*
Roy- It's ok, Ed. I'll always love you no matter how short you are!
Ed- Thanks *crys*
Alois- How old are you, Ed?
Ed- 15 *crys*
Ciel- YES I BEAT A 15 YEAR OLD! *yawn*
Ed- THAT'S CAUSE YOU'RE CHEATING! YOU'RE WEARING HIGH HEEL SHOES!
Ciel- SO! YOU'RE WEARING *yawn* HIGH HEEL *yawn* BOOTS!
Nyx- Why are you yawning?
Ciel- Cause I feel sleepy!
Nyx- Lucian!
Lucian- I didn't do anything! I swear!
Undertaker- Do I get to make a coffin for anyone?
Ed- AAAHHHH! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Undertaker- I'm the Undertaker. Hehehe. Do I get to fit you in for one of me coffins?
Ed- NO!
Nyx- (jumps Undertaker) You can fit me in for one of your coffins anyday!
Undertaker- Hehehehe!
Lucian- SIS, HE'S A GRIM REAPER!
Nyx- What's your point?
Grell- Hello hottie! (hits on Roy) Do you come here often?
Roy- O.O
Ed- FUCK OFF HE'S MINE, YOU UGLY THING!
Grell- I'm a lady, you rude brat! You are as rude as Bassy's little brat!
Ciel- zzzzzzz. *sleeping*
Lucian- Awww, Bochan is sleeping! (picks up Ciel) I'll take Bochan to bed for Sebastian! (runs with Ciel)
Nyx- Damn it! I knew he put something in those cupcakes!
Luna- Sebastian, Lucian took Ciel!
Sebastian- (playing with Al and the kitty) Who's a pretty kitty?
Nyx- ASSHOLE DEMON!
Sebastian- Did you say something, ladies?
Nyx- Ya! Lucian just kidnap Ciel!
Sebastian- Damn it to hell! (runs after Lucian)
Nyx- Idiots!
Luna- So everyone send in your dares and question! Someone do the ending! I got to make sure Sebastian doesn't kill my butler!
Ed and Roy- Please read and review!