The Death Egg N-Droid

The six had found directions around the station at every corner. Apparently, Eggman and Cortex were afraid they might get lost. Eventually, they reached the reactor room where the mad scientists had just recently visited. From the reactor itself came a, "What, who's there? Cortex? Fatman? LET ME OUT OF HERE AT ONCE!

"Wait, that voice… Uka-Uka, where are you hiding?" asked Aku-Aku with an uneasy feeling.

"I'm trapped within this infernal machine! Cortex laid me here to power his accomplice's stupid space station." replied the evil mask.

"How do I know this isn't a trick?" asked the good mask.

"When have I ever asked for help from you?" asked Uka-Uka with wit. Aku-Aku pondered over this and said, "Alright, we'll help you, but only if you help us in return."

"It's a deal!" replied Uka-Uka. He then said, "To get me out of here, I believe there are four levers around the room. They have to be pulled at the EXACT same time! Do you hear me?"

The good mask replied, "With my non-existent ears. Crash, Tails, Knuckles, Sonic, each of you man a lever!" The bandicoot, fox, echidna, and hedgehog did as they were told, and Amy joined Sonic obviously. Aku-Aku then said, "Alright, on the count of 3. 1… 2… 3!" The five pulled their levers simultaneously, and the reactor split open, releasing the evil twin of Aku-Aku. "Another floating mask?" asked a confused Sonic, "How many of you are in this dimension?"

"Just Crash, Cortex, Uka, and I, I hope." replied Aku-Aku. The good mask then asked, "Uka, do you by chance know where those two went?"

Uka-Uka then replied, "As much as I would want to refuse revealing the source of evil is for this world to be taken over, a deal is a deal. Plus, I just want to go home. They're a floor above us. Apparently they know you lot are here and are planning something big!"

"Care to join us?" asked Knuckles.

"If I want to go home, I have no choice." replied Uka-Uka, and the party of now 7 found an elevator, and made their way up to the central bridge of the entire station.

When they arrived, they boarded the bridge. Tails then pointed out, "I don't see them anywhere. Are you sure they're here, Uka?"

"I'm positive!" said the evil mask. Then, a tremor was felt, and the intercoms around the area began to speak in a familiarly 'Eggmanish' voice. "Greetings, my prisoners. Welcome to the main event!" Cortex's voice then took the mic and said, "In the red corner are Crash Bandicoot, Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy the Hedgehog, Tails the Fox, Knuckles the Echidna, and the Aku-Uka Brothers!" Cortex pushed a button, and a track of a recorded audience shouting 'BOO!' was played. Eggman then spoke again, "And in the blue corner! It's big! It's Mechanized! It's the most handsome assembled object ever devised! Introducing, Eggman and Cortex in..." A giant robot appeared on the opposite side of the room. It looked almost exactly like the Death Egg Robot, but the head was broader, the legs were slightly longer, the fingers were more pointed, its body design was based off of Eggman's current clothing, and it had a large 'N' on its forehead. "… The Death Egg N-Droid!" Eggman clicked another button, and a track of a recorded audience cheering was played. Finally, Cortex said, "Let's get ready to rumble!" In no time, the N-Droid began making for the squad.

"You heard the man, fight!" shouted Uka-Uka.

"We'll try to scope out its weakness!" said Aku-Aku, then the two masks took off, circling the N-Droid for a supposed weakness. Knuckles was the first to go at the immense robot, climbing up its leg to try and break inside. Crash leaped into action, and tornado-spun his way up to an arm, beating it like an ape to the ground. Sonic spun around the robot to try and confuse the doctors, but that plan soon failed when one of the hands of the N-Droid stopped Sonic dead in his tracks, and pulled him up to crush within the metallic fingers. Amy didn't like this one bit. She pulled out her hammer from nowhere, and leapt straight up to the very arm, and pounded it, shaking Sonic loose, but leaving no dent in the limb. "You might as well give up, pests! The N-Droid is by far the most advanced robot I have ever built!" declared Eggman.

"Don't you mean, we built?" asked Cortex.

"Yeah, whatever." replied Eggman.

"You know, you really should give credit where credit is due, Doctor." said an annoyingly familiar voice that sounded like Orbot's.

"Who said that?" asked Eggman, hoping it wasn't what he thought it was. He looked in the little monitor in front of him, and the screen went black with a big red circle in the middle. "Orbot?"

"And Cubot!" shouted Cubot's voice. Cortex's screen then went black with a big yellow square in the middle. "How did you two annoying pieces of scrap make your way into this behemoth of an android?" asked Cortex with a worried face. Orbot then responded, "Don't you remember, Doctors? You commanded your automatons to scrap us and save every single part to create this 'Behemoth of an Android.'"

Eggman face-palmed then said, "As your creator, I order you two to shut down!"

"But of course, Doctor, we live to please you!" replied Orbot.

"Shutting down!" shouted Cubot.

However, when the two idiot robots shut down, it shut down the entire space station.

The inside of the N-Droid was dark; Eggman was furious. "Not like that!" he shouted, but Cubot and Orbot were shut down, along with all of the machinery around the area.

"Did we win?" asked Sonic, who had just stopped banging the robot's head ((XD)).

"Maybe? I don't know." replied Tails.

Cortex held the manual in front of him. He tried to read it, and said, "AHA! The self-start-up function. Ivo, please type in the following pin: 112-546-000-873" Eggman did as he was instructed, and then flashing red lights and a siren went off. "This isn't the self-start-up function! Cortex, what did you read?" Before Cortex could answer, a loud voice of a combination of both Eggman and Cortex said, "WARNING! WARNING! SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED!"

"Oh, that's just great!" exclaimed Eggman.

"We must get to an escape pod!" shouted Aku-Aku.

"No arguments there brother!" said Uka-Uka, then everyone scrambled for an escape pod. Sonic, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Aku-Aku, and Uka-Uka got into one before the capacity was reached. The door was shut, blocking Crash from entering. Aku-Aku commanded Crash to get into the other one, and he did so, as the one blasted off. Eggman and Cortex then came running, and got into the one Crash was in. "Oh great, we got the one with the lunatic." said Eggman. Crash then began to make the same weird faces as he did in the pod to the Death Egg. Cortex noticed this and said, "Oh dear!" The two doctors screamed as the entire space station they had left behind had been blasted into an intense firework show.

-(10 minutes later)-

Sonic's pod had reached the ground, and Tails was the first one out. They had landed back in Mobius, a few miles from where they had launched. "Hey, we're home!" he exclaimed. The two masks floated out of the pod, and the good of the two said, "Ah, Nature. How I have missed it."

"Meh, It's okay, I guess." Uka-Uka said with reluctance in his voice.

As Sonic, with Amy clung onto him, walked out, the other pod landed. The hatch opened, and a flood of stale air had burst from it, leaving Cortex and Eggman fainted on the ground as they fell out. Crash came out, scratching his butt like nothing was wrong, and Sonic said as he held his nose, "Well, I can see you took care of them the whole ride." Crash smiled and nodded his head rapidly.

"Well, I gotta head home. See ya guys round. Oh, Crash, Aku, Uka, have a safe trip home, K?" said Knuckles as he departed.

"Oh yes, I almost forgot we needed to leave this dimension. Crash, see if you can find a small gun in Cortex's coat pocket." commanded Aku-Aku. Crash did so, and found the Portal gun. Sonic took the gun, and a strand of Crash's fur, and fired at it. The portal opened up, leading to the front of Crash's house. "Thank you for the assistance, Sonic. We will never forget you." said Aku-Aku, as Uka-Uka rushed through first. Aku-Aku shot a variation of tractor beam from his eyes, and lifted Cortex. "Let our paths cross again, one day." and the good mask floated through to his dimension. Sonic and Crash fist-bumped each other, and the bandicoot went through, closing the portal.

-(After the Portal Closed)—

(Crash's Dimension):

"Hey Crash! Aku!" shouted a happy Coco. Crash waved his hand, speaking gibberish. "How's Sonic doing?"

Aku-Aku said, "He has an interesting set of friends, especially this pink hedgehog that loves him and…"

"Excuse me? Sonic is cheating on me?" asked an enraged Coco.

Aku-Aku thought of an old trick and said, "Err… no, not like that. She likes him, but he doesn't like her. Believe me, I saw with my own artificial eyes. He still only has eyes for you."

(Sonic's Dimension):

"Well, that ends another adventure, I guess." said Sonic.

"Now we have time for our date that you don't know about yet." said Amy, putting on lip stick, but before she could cap it, she felt a rush of wind, and saw a trail of fire which Sonic left behind. "SONIC, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE OUR LOVE!" shouted Amy, following the fiery trail. Tails shrugged, and then flew back to his house.

Meanwhile, in the Egg-Fort, many cyborg mutants were still dancing. A wolf said to a skunk, "Hey, where'd that Orange guy go?"

The skunk replied, "You know… that's a good question. Who cares, let's just dance!"

*Camera zooms out of the castle*

The Egg-Fort then fell into the ocean, killing all of the cyborg mutants.