A/N: Is this crap? It probably is, but I need to rid myself of annoying plot bunnies. I apologize for this in advance. Also, this takes place when Robin is 15 and KF is 17.

Wally West was a dead speedster, and everybody knew it.

Truthfully, everyone on the team saw this coming, with perhaps the exception of Conner, who didn't fully understand human emotions just yet. Everyone saw the way that the red-head and the Boy Wonder danced around each other, the same old tired routine being repeated for more than two years by now. Even the Dark Knight himself had begun to take notice, though that certainly didn't mean he had to like it.

Which he didn't. Not one bit.

But Wally didn't care about that. All he cared about was that his best friend had been inside of a rather ominous citadel beating the ever-loving crap out of some generic henchmen-types when the bomb went off and the tower went down in flames, a fire that was quickly put out by a sudden downpour.

After staring in shock for about thirty seconds, the speedster tore into the still-smoldering rubble, screaming 'ROBIN! SPEAK TO ME!' and zipping through pile after pile of shrapnel. This went on for about ten minutes until the ginger felt a tap on his shoulder. And lo and behold, a very much alive, if slightly scratched up and smoldering, Robin was giving him his patented, 'Wally. Calm thy tits.' look.

"… You're alive?"

Presumably, the little bird rolled his eyes, though with the mask it was hard to tell. "Wally. I'm the protégé of the goddamn Batman. You really think I can't get out of a burning building?"

Shockingly, Kid Flash said nothing, which in itself was completely baffling.

What he did next shocked everyone, not because of the action itself, but because Wally was fully aware that one, they were on a mission, and two, the entire team and Batman were standing right there!

Wordlessly, the speedster stood up, peeled off the part of his costume covering his face, took a step towards the Boy Wonder and ripped the ever-present mask straight off of him.

"H-Hey! Dude, what the hell are yoummph!"

Still uncharacteristically silent, Wally quickly cut off the younger boy's rant, gently but firmly claiming Robin's lips with his own. Pale blue eyes went wide as a deep blush appeared on the raven-haired boy's face.

The kiss lasted less than a minute, and the second after it did Wally had blurted, "U-Uh… !" and sped off at breakneck pace, leaving behind a shocked team, a cherry-tomato colored Robin, and, most dangerous of all, a pissed-off caped crusader.

After a moment of awkward silence, Conner finally found his voice. "What just happened?"

"I am not quite sure myself." Kaldur mumbled, wondering if it was wise to ask why he wasn't paid to deal with these insane people.

Meanwhile, Batman had already begun to storm away, the air around him teeming with animosity.

Robin quickly snapped out of his funk when he realized what Bruce most likely was planning on doing to his best friend/ potential love interest. "DAD! YOU CAN'T FEED WALLY TO THE ALLIGATOR!" The Boy Wonder screamed, chasing after his adoptive parent.

"… Batman has an alligator?" M'gann asked, sounding dazed.

Artemis sighed. "He's the goddamn Batman. Of course he has an alligator."

A/N: BEGONE, PLOT BUNNY!

So… yeah… review, I guess?