Disclaimer: Yeah right, J.K. Rowling wrote this. Also, I don't own LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" Just having some fun y'all.

Summary: Strange noises are coming from Draco's bedroom.

Noise

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"When I walk in the spot -yeah- this is what I see"

"What is that noise?" Draco thought as he entered his flat. He could hear someone's off-key voice passionately accompanying a strange, bouncy sounding song coming from his bedroom.

"Everybody stops and they're staring at me"

Walking through the room and down the hall, he followed the awful singing, cringing as it got louder and more shrill.

"I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it"

Stifling a laugh in the doorway of his bedroom, he watched his girlfriend of 4 months, clad only in a white tank top and hot pink boy shorts with her curly brown hair pulled into a messy ponytail, wave her left arm in the air, swivel her hips around the room, and sing into a hairbrush.

"I'm sexy and I know it"

"Terrible voice, but nice dancing, Granger," Draco commented, causing the girl to whip her head around and almost trip over herself. "If I'd known you could move like that, I'd have shagged you years ago."

Laughing, he ducked and ran out the door, barely missing the pillow she'd launched at his head.

A/N: My husband and I are flipping through the TV channels. He stops flipping to watch the Carl's Jr. commercial w/ the busty girl eating a hamburger, then continues flipping. Since we have a similar sense of weird humor, he, trying to be funny, starts lamenting the fact that there isn't enough jiggling on TV. Then he flips to LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" video, right when Redfoo is thrusting his hips into the camera. We both start cracking up like mad and I say, "You should have been more specific."