The Colon-Driven Persuasion

A/N: Just something I came up when I was prohibited to use my laptop beyond 5 pm yesterday. Posted this originally in my tumblr account via email. :P

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Sheldon: Good morning, Amy.

Amy: Good morning, Sheldon. What up?

S: You must be preoccupied this morning. Don't you mean 'what's up?'

A: No I'm not preoccupied. It's slang, Sheldon. It means the same thing. Actually I'm not really doing anything. Yesterday I finally submitted my final draft.

S: I should have guessed so. I told you prolonged exposure to your "bestie" hastened your own neurons' degeneration. Anyway, since you have revealed your free schedule, how about you drive me to the comic book store?

S: :)

S: Please?

A: And you told me emoticons are for the lesser minds.

S: I was assuming my eventual use of an emoticon will be as persuasive as a tiara to Princess Amelia.

A:

S: You sent a blank message.

S: Amy?

S: Amy? You are not responding.

S: Princess Amelia?

S: PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T BEEN EATEN BY A BOBCAT!

A: Grab your bag.

S: Amy! :) Wait, but why?

A: Princess Amelia has arrived to take her boyfriend, Sheldor the Conqueror to wherever he pleases.

S: :D

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Endnote: Hi, Someone. Sorry I can't reply to some of your messages. I'll try to catch up with you and I hope you did well on your exams. Also, have a nice weekend!

Thanks for those who revied The Hidden Progression. I promise to come up with something soon. I have a shamy fanfic to-do list that I need to finish before my birthday this Friday because that's when I'll only have a year left to refer to myself as a teenager and that there will be more things to be added to the to-do list. Like the BBBB for example.

No shame in digging the Shamy!