The 30 Excuses of Loki.

Chapter 1.

Loki raised his head to look at Steve Rogers as the man walked past the cage.

"Hey, wait." He called.

The Captain paused and half turned his head to look at him. "What?" He asked.

"I need to go the toilet."

"Wet yourself then." Rodgers shrugged, walking out.

Most of these will be like this, short amusing five-ten liners.
Just to brighten up your day.
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