I do not own Fairy Tail! And Natsu is epic :P

Couple ways to annoy Natsu Drangeel

1. Tell him how much better Gray is then him...

Me: Hey Natsu... Natsu: Ya? Me: You know gray is better than you? Natsu: WHAT? HE IS NOT! I DONT STRIP LIKE HIM!

2. Tell him that he will never win against Gray.

Me: You will never win against that idiot you know.. Natsu: YES! I WILL! THAT ICE BREATH HE HAS NOTHING ON ME! Me: Lies...

3. Tell him that pink isnt manly... (Btw nothing against men liking pink!)

Me: You know pink hair is kinda gay and manly? Natsu: WTH! F U!

4. Ask him why Gray has more fangirls? (Doesn't work that good...)

Me: Why does Gray have more fangirls than you? Natsu: I dont know..maybe because he stripes a lot? Im more awesomer tho right? Me: Right...

5. Handcuff him to Gray.

Me: Hey.. let me see your arm for a sec... Natsu: -gives me his arm- Me: -Lockz- Natsu: -he looks and see Gray then looks at the handcuffs- NOOO ICE STRIPER?

6. Hide his scarf.

Natsu: Have you seen my scarf anywhere..some idiot stold it.. Me: -smiles- no... Natsu: God damn it some people just like to make me mad... Me: -laughing-

7:Tell him Ice is better then fire

Me: Hey you know ice is better than fire?

Natsu: No its not! Who the hell would think that? Me: Everyone... Natsu: NO! LUCY DOESNT! Lucy: I what? Me: Isnt ice better than fire? Lucy: Ya. Natsu: NOOOO HELL!

8: Ask him if he is obessed with Gray. I would run really fast after

Me: Natsu are you obessed with Gray? Natsu: NO BUT THAT IDIOT HAS TO DIE! Me: Oh..but you talk about him 24/7. Natsu: DO NOT IM NOT GAY!DAMN IT!

So what do you think? I updated the grammar in this chapter along with the rest! Review if you like it!