Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! It's been SO LONG! And guess what? I'm a senior in college! A super sad senior b/c Naruto just ended, but at least I still have the Boruto movie to look forward to! Still though, I hope the fanfic world for Naruto keeps Naruto going forever and ever. I miss looking forward to reading a new manga chapter each week but life moves on... I guess.

ANYHOW, I'm back! This chapter is hella short but I had written this out a long time ago and thought I might as well post what I already have and let you guys enjoy that. I also recommend y'all to look at some stories by the author "ShadowWarriour" who just got started out not too long ago.

Well... I have nothing else to say, except I'm so glad to be writing again! Enjoy the mini-chapter and look forward to coming chapters! I'm definitely thinking about having a LOT of chapters for this story!

Oh, and of course, please leave a review! Any ideas you have that you want me to throw in here, I will take gladly and try to incorporate it for you!

—DemonicAngel—

Disclaimer: Thank you Kishimoto for giving us Naruto. 3

Chapter 10: Ready, Aim, Fire

She reached up to caress the hard muscles on his chest.

"I want you," she murmured, her fingers running through his hair.

His burning gaze trailed down to her lips as he grabbed her shoulders and pinned her to the bed.

As he began to caress her breasts, her hands moved down over his broad back, settling on his hips. Smoothing his hand up along her leg, he slipped in between her thighs; her soft sighs increased as he finally touched that damp, warm, welcoming place. She arched her body, then fell back, moaning.

"Babe…" she whispered, fully aroused.

Now he could hardly contain himself and parted her legs and entered her swiftly, no longer able to resist her.

"Oh!" she gasped as he rode harder, "Oh God, that fee—"

"Mmm mmm, you two sure know how to turn up the heat."

Sasuke whipped his head toward the door to see Suigetsu's head peaking in.

"Fuck, Sue I'm going to kill you!"

"You're gonna have to put some clothes on first," he giggled.

Sasuke grabbed the nearest object and hurled it at his target only to have it smash against wood.

Suigetsu poked his head back in the room, "Also, Naruto and Hinata are almost ba—"

"GET THE FUCK OUT!"

The silver haired boy quickly shut the door. "Jeez, such a grump."

He shook his head, moseying down the hall.

Inside, Sasuke sighed, pulling out and falling onto the bed beside his wife, immersed in his thoughts about how to return the favor to his fishy little friend. Sakura smiled, rolling onto her side to face Sasuke. She walked two fingers down the side of his arm while he continued to mutter on.

"That was entertaining," she smiled, amused.

"How could I forget to lock the door… idiot…" he kept mumbling, mostly to himself.

She sighed and shook her head.

"Looks like you'll be needing a new phone. Again."

He stopped talking. "What?"

She pointed to the remnants of what used to be his phone, spread out on the carpet.

Sasuke's eyes focused on the fragments, narrowing into slits. "He's dead."

— — — — —

Naruto fumbled through his many keys until he located the one to access his house and shoved it into the lock, pushing down the handle. Stepping inside with Hinata trailing behind, hand-in-hand, he proceeded into his house.

An eerie silence seemed to dwell within the contours of his home save for the echoes of the grandfather clock bonging ten times.

"I wonder where everyone is…" Naruto mumbled.

"Maybe they went to sleep?" she suggested.

Naruto chuckled. "No one sleeps that early in this house… something is definitely going on."

"C'mon," he said, "Let's go check it out."

She nodded, following his lead but keeping a check on her surroundings for any suspicious activity. They entered the kitchen, their steps growing softer as they progressed inside.

Naruto's ears suddenly propped up. He turned to Hinata, "Did you hear tha—"

Something grabbed onto his wrist and forced him down from behind the counter, making Hinata, who had been holding his hand, tumble forward and land with a thud against his back.

Naruto began to yell but a hand smacked down on his mouth before he could get a single word out. His blue eyes met with violet ones. Suigetsu's finger rose to his lips, signaling for Naruto to stay quiet. He handed him two heavy water guns, fully equipped and loaded.

"Sasuke's the target," the silver-haired man whispered.

Naruto scrunched his brows, "Where'd you get the—" he inquired, but was cut off again with another slap against his mouth.

The blond shoved it away, annoyed. "Will you stop that!" he hissed.

Now that he had a second to breathe, he noticed Ino and Neji crouched nearby, armed with their own sets of water guns. Naruto raised both his eyebrows at them, only to receive a shrug from the pair. He guessed they were dragged into this mess not much differently than himself. He assumed the people missing were on the "other team."

He returned his attention to Hinata who had seemed to settle comfortably beside him. She gave him a small smile and took one of the water guns from his lap, having comprehended the situation during his exchange.

Naruto grinned but his smile slowly faltered when he heard muffled voices coming from the foyer. Making eye contact with his fellow comrades, he pointed to himself and then to the direction of noise. They gave him the go-ahead nod, and he jumped to his feet. Before departing, he bent down, taking hold of Hinata's hand and kissed its backside.

Neji and Ino rolled their eyes at the display while Hinata held back the blush attempting to creep onto her face.

Naruto tip-toed to the entrance hall and spotted Sai standing on the last step of the staircase, his back facing the blond. Smirking, Naruto inched closer, ready to take him unawares but right as he pulled up his gun, someone squirted him from behind. He jerked his head back to see only to have water come gushing at his face.

That's when he heard loud footsteps heading in the direction of the kitchen. "Wait a minute…" He turned back to see Sai had disappeared. "Shit. GUYS, RUN! IT WAS A SET UP! RUN!" He aimed his water gun at Tenten but she avoided the attack and ran off.

Then all hell broke loose.

Naruto saw Suigetsu zip past him, with Sasuke following. And boy, the water gun he was towing was the equivalent of a bazooka. From the opposite direction came screaming Sakura who was targeted by both Ino and Karin yelling, "Yeah! Run, bitch!"

But none of those compared to the last spectacle. Neji Hyuuga. Getting chased by Tenten… and Hinata?

Naruto blinked twice. "Hinata…?"

They ran past him again and Neji yelled for his help. "Uzumaki! Back me up!"

Laughing, he took a wild shot that hit Hinata who immediately froze. She stood stiff, ever so slowly craning her neck over her shoulder. Naruto shrunk into his shoulders, hiding his gun behind his back.

"H-hey Hinata…"

She sauntered over to him, biting her lip cutely, and pushed her hair behind her ear before peeking at him innocently from beneath her lashes.

Naruto scratched the back of his head nervously. "Hey, look I'm sorry, I was aiming for Neji but— pffftt," he dropped his gun as water sprung straight into his mouth. Hinata, taking advantage of this moment, grabbed his gun and fled giggling all the way.

Shocked at her deviant behavior, it took him a second to rewire his brain and realize she tricked him and stole his only source of protection. "HINATA HYUUGA!"

Sakura, Ino, Karin, and Tenten who were all chasing each other at this point, stopped when they detected him without a gun. Eyeing each other with wicked smiles, they reloaded, and pulled the trigger at their brother who bolted toward the backyard, thrusting open the door and escaping.

He bent over, hands on knees, and exhaled deeply. It was fortunate that he was given a second to breath, because not a second later Suigetsu crashed into the blond, with Sasuke following suit, and all three fell over into the pool with a loud splash.

The rest of the party came running out after hearing the unanticipated end result of this seemingly everlasting parade. They all stood with brows raised, eyes glued to the three men in the pool assaulting each other like five-year-old boys.

Gahhh, I know, I'm sorry, it's short. I'm currently finishing it up so it should be up soon hooopefully! Don't lose faith in me please! I'm so grateful for all of you who have followed this story up till now and with any of my other stories.

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