A/N Hello all! You probably know I write for the TFA universe, well now I'm diving into TFP. My first venture will be this. Without further ado, I give you FML, or Fragg my Life. All characters will post, and your comments tell whether their life sucks, or they deserve it.

Disclaimer: Hasbro owns TFP, and FML owns the original concept.

From Arcee: Today I was waiting for Jack to finish up a shift when he spilt a Milkshake all over my front. I now smell like Strawberries and Chocolate. FML

From Steve: I fell in Front of Megatron. He just stepped on top of me. Knockout then told me he'd patch me up for a price. I now have a prototype of a new electro-staff shoved up my you know where. FML.

From Knockout: Steve thinks I'm what humans call homosexual. I'm not! Just because I like how I look in belted radials, and I wolf whistled at Optimus Prime and...FML...

Bumblebee: I was listening to the radio in robot form. Rolling in the Deep was on, and I started doing choreography. Miko was recording it on her cell near the door. FML.

From Ratchet: I fell asleep in robot form. When I woke up, a dead scraplet was on my chest along with a note saying 'booga booga' FML.

From Megatron: Today I was planning a new assault on Optimus Primes puny forces when it occurred to me that even though he's killed a few hundred of my soldiers in a little over a year, only one of his died, and I didn't even do it! I then scrapped my plan. FML.

From Miko: Ratchet found out about the scraplet. He hid my speakers until I write him an apology letter. FML.

From Raf: I ran out of the house today and didn't bother to look as I grabbed a bottle off the kitchen counter to use what I thought was my hair gel. Turns out it was Super glue. MLS (My Life Stinks)

From Jack: Sierra saw me today. Normally this is a good thing but I was in the middle of practicing asking her out with Arcee. Not only was she weirded out, but Arcee said that I'm too awkward. Now I'm weirded out. FML.

From Bulkhead: I was talking to Jackie when Ratchet yelled Scraplet and flipped out. Next thing I knew, I'm hiding behind Wheeljack and screaming my helm off. Jackie looked at me cross eyed and told me he didn't know I was related to Moonracer. FML.

From Wheeljack: Turns out humans have these things called Speed Limits. Apparently, doing 120 in a thirty is a "public endangerment". Impound lots suck as do Ratchet and Fowler lecturing me about what I can and can't do. FML.

From Optimus: I recently accessed two internet sites. One being Fanfiction, and the other being DeviantArt. Frankly, I found what I saw disturbing. FML.

From Fowler: I found a picture of me in my Army Ranger days...I gotta cut down on the donuts. My wife said the same thing. FML.

A/N There will be more. To come. Tell me what you think! :)