Dear FanFiction Authors,

Some of you are very dirty-minded.

Seriously? 238 M-rated Fanfics? Majority, of which, aren't even starring me and my girlfriend, but my cousins and I?

Wow.

Just...wow.

I know some of you are thinking, "Hey, it's a sixteen year old Son of Poseidon, let's make wet jokes!"

But as the person being objectified in this statement, I...object to this statement.

Sincerely,

A very confused Perseus Jackson.

P.S. Just hope Annabeth doesn't find out about this.