A/N:
Hello my loyal fans! This is my point of view/version of 'Kill Me Now' by Swirly592. For those of you who have read my story 'When Fanfiction Meets Reality', this is a slight AU of that. The only OC that shows up in this story is Kit-kit, and she's only there as plot device. The others are, for all intents and purposes, non-existent. And in this AU my name is Myrna. That's all you really need to know, so I'll end this A/N now.
I was checking my e-mail when I saw a message from my friend Morgan, my twin-who-isn't-really-my-twin. I clicked on it. It said:
Hey Myrna! How's it going? I haven't seen you in a while.
Anyways, I wanted to tell you that Kitty has made my life a living hell, and I seriously want to kill her for it. She doesn't seem to care, though.
That's Kitty for you, I thought with a sigh. I had been so busy with my OCs lately; I hadn't had any time to be with my other friends. I wish I could visit Morgan… but she lives in New England and I live in North Carolina… how in Hetalia could I possibly get the- wait a minute. I have a fox that can teleport!
I threw my purse over my shoulder and ran into the Room of Requirement. "Kit-Kit! Can you do me a favor?" I asked.
"Sure, what do you need?" Kit-kit replied.
"I need you to take me to Morgan's house in New England," I said, placing my hand on her back.
Kit-kit nodded. "Got it," she said, and then we were in front of Morgan's house.
"Thanks, Kit-kit," I said, letting her go. "I'll see you in a few days."
"Okay, see you," Kit-kit said, and then she disappeared.
I walked up to the front door of Morgan's house and rang the doorbell. I heard footsteps near the door, and it swung open. It was Morgan.
"Look, if it's another-OMF!" she started to say, but I glomped her before she could finish (hence the OMF).
"Morgan! How are you? Where's everyone else?" I asked, letting go of her and giving her a questioning look.
"Hi Myrna. Everyone is out shopping for food. Or asleep," Morgan said.
"You need multiple people out shopping for food?" I asked.
"You've met them, haven't you?" Morgan replied.
"True. So, I'm here for a few days because I wanted to see my twin!" I said. I know Morgan and I aren't really twins, but we look so much alike that we could be.
I heard a car pull into the driveway, and Kitty and the other's got out, carrying groceries.
"We're back and-MYRNA!" Kitty yelled, running over to me and almost knocking Morgan over. She's lucky she didn't, or Morgan would have killed her (or at the least have been very annoyed).
"Kitty~. The groceries," Emily said. She motioned her head to a bag spilled on the floor. Then Morgan ran over to it and grabbed one of the items.
"SALMON!" she yelled as she rubbed the package against her face. The rest of us sweatdropped. Morgan blinked. "Huh, you need a room Prussia," she said. The others nodded.
Prussia's here? I thought. I guess Kitty made Morgan order Hetalia units. That would explain the e-mail.
"He can be next to me!" Lorelei yelled, grabbing Prussia's arm and running off before anyone could protest.
"I was going to say that was a bad idea, but whatever," Moon said with a shrug. Morgan walked away, and I decided to talk with Kitty about Pokemon. A while later I heard Morgan yelling, so I assumed Prussia must have done something to piss her off. I just shrugged and went back to talking with Kitty.
I left Morgan's a few days later and caught a bus home. Once there, I got out my hammerspace backpack and started packing. In went all of the stuff I would need, along with some stuff that I probably wouldn't. I grabbed my wallet and put that in, too. Then I had Kit-kit teleport me back to Morgan's house.
I went inside and heard noise come from the living room. I looked in to see everyone standing around a large box. Then England broke out of it, yelling, "Ha! Do you two want your asses beat AGAIN?"
Morgan quickly kneeled in front of England begging for mercy: "I'm sorry! Lorelei made me speak Spanish! Ve, please don't hurt me! I don't like getting hurt! I'm related to your queen you know! That means I'm British! Ve, I even like fish and chips! Please don't hurt me!"
Everyone stared at her. "What?" she said.
"Are you related to Italy or something?" Prussia asked.
"Well, I'm Italian if that's what you mean," Morgan said. She stood up, and I chose that moment to run over and glomp her.
"Morgan~! I'm back!" I said, and Morgan looked at me.
"I thought you went back to North Carolina?" she asked.
"Hehe~! I just went to grab my stuff!" I said, holding up my hammerspace backpack. Morgan looked at me with wide eyes.
"Hun, I'm glad you're here but you can't stay at my hou-" she started to say, but I interrupted her.
"I have money."
"MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME!" Morgan yelled, and I grinned. I knew she would say that.
"Hey! Who wants salmon?" Morgan asked. No one said yes, and Morgan glared. "Too bad! I'm making salmon! If you don't want any, more for me!"
"I would like some," Kitty said, and after that everyone else agreed except for me. I don't really like salmon. Or any seafood, really.
"Fuck you guys!" Morgan yelled. "You do this every damn time we have fish!"
England glared at her for a second. "That is not anyway a young lady should talk," he said.
"Well, I can speak anyway I want, eyebrows." Morgan said. I walked out of the room at that point, not wanting to see what happened next.
The next morning I went into Morgan's room to wake her up. I stood over her bed and looked down at her.
"Good morning, Morg- OW!" Morgan hit me with a big book.
"Ah! I'm sorry! I thought you might be a burglar or something!" Morgan said. England quickly poked his head in.
"Morgan, it's time for breakfast love," he said. I walked into the kitchen, Morgan right behind me. I got myself a plate of bacon (it's meat candy!) and went into the living room. I sat down on the floor, and Morgan collapsed on the couch with a chocolate chip muffin. Then the doorbell rang.
"Damn it. First it's the sun, and now the doorbell. Why can't I sleep?" Morgan grumbled as she went to open the door. She came back ushering some guy with a unit box into the living room.
"Maybe it's Romania!" I chirped.
"You and your vampire fetish," Morgan said, rolling her eyes.
"It could be Italy…" Em said. She was a big Italy fan.
"Watch this be France. Just watch," Morgan said as she untapped the manual. She looked at it carefully. "So it's not France…" she murmured. We all looked at her.
"Well? Who is it? This is getting boring!" Lorelei whined while trying to hug Prussia.
"Romania," Morgan replied, and I cheered. Chloe took the manual and read the note attached. I, on the other hand, went over to the box and tried to open it.
"Myrna! We haven't read the manual yet!" Moon said. She and Em were trying to hold me back while I was prying open the box with my bare hands. I heard Emily complaining that she couldn't read the manual, Lorelei and Chloe fighting, and Morgan almost dying. Kitty… she was being Kitty.
Ah, Grill Night. The night we go outside and cook food on the grill. It was Kitty's night to choose, and she chose steak, which I love. Especially when it's cooked rare!
Unfortunately for me, I was stuck eating my steak between Chloe and Lorelei, who were fighting over Prussia. There was nothing I could do about it, so I just sighed and continued to eat my steak.
I was lying on the roof when I heard the doorbell ring. Since I hadn't heard a truck pull into the driveway, I knew it wasn't another unit, so I ignored it. I heard Morgan yell, "Yo, peoples! Meet our new housemate!" Then Kitty yelled, "No need to come guys! Just another animal!"
"And so begins our first ever girls only meeting!" Emily announced happily, and the rest of us just rolled our eyes.
"What did you want to talk about? We don't have all day," Morgan said.
"Plus, it's 9:00 at night," Kitty stated.
No duh, I thought.
"Well, now that we have very cute units living here, who do you want to arrive next?" Emily asked. To be honest, I didn't really care who else arrived as long as I got Romania.
"Italy~!" Em waved her arms around.
"No, Canada." Moon said, glaring at us.
"No one," Morgan said hopefully. I could tell that she was praying for that to happen.
Moon shook her head. "But what if we get Norway or Romano? You won't feel the same way." She smirked, making Morgan blush.
"I-I doubt t-that! Besides..." Morgan gave up and turned on her iPod. That's when I had a brilliant idea!
"Hey! We should throw a party! And invite the guys!" I said excitedly. Morgan just stared at me.
"They live here, droga." she said. Pouting, I crossed my arms and went to the living room.
Romania was sitting on the loveseat. he looked up when I walked in, and he smiled when he saw it was me.
"Alo," he said.
"Hey," I said, sitting down next to him and leaning my head on his shoulder. To my surprise, he put his arms around me and pulled me into a hug. "Eh?"
"I know you like me, dragă," Romania said, nuzzling at my neck. "And to be honest, I like you too~!"
I blushed. "R-really?"
Romania pressed his lips against mine in a gentle kiss, and I felt like I was in heaven. "Really," he said, breaking the kiss.
Sighing happily, I snuggled up against his chest and fell asleep.
It's so dark... where am I?
Myrna...
Huh? Who's there?
Remember, Myrna...
Who are you? How do you know my name?
I can't tell you... you have to remember...
Remember what? What do I have to remember?
Remember your past... remember what you have lost...
What past? What have I lost?
You have to remember... they are coming for her...
What do you mean? Who are they?
Remember... protect her...
Protect who? I don't understand!
Remember...