Gohan Roxas: And so, despite my promise to myself to finish "Wait, What?" before I started writing this, I'm making a series of oneshots!

Axel: You evil, evil man.

Gohan Roxas: Shut up. Just for that, I'm putting you in a VERY awkward situation in the first one!

Axel: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Last Night

Axel slept peacefully. That was a surprise. He vaguely remembered getting very drunk with his girlfriend Larxene, Marluxia and Roxas. After that, nothing.

Axel rolled over on the bed, content. Suddenly, he felt another person's warm breath on his face. He smiled inwardly. Obviously Larxene got in late.

He opened his eyes slightly, noticing some blonde hair. Axel's eyes shut again.

But wait…Larxene's hair is a very bright blonde. The hair he'd just seen was a dirty blonde. Kinda like…

Axel's eyes darted open in shock. Sure enough, sleeping next to him was Roxas.

He screamed.

This woke Roxas up.

He screamed.

They paused and lay there, looking at each other.

They screamed.

"What the hell?" Roxas shouted, reaching for his jeans.

"I was about to say the same thing!" Axel agreed, not moving. He delicately lifted the quilt that rested on him. "And where the fuck are my pants?"

Roxas' eyes widened. "You mean…I slept in the same bed as you…while you weren't wearing any pants?" He shuddered.

Axel's mind raced. He really hoped that what he thought had happened, didn't.

His thoughts were interrupted by pants. His own pants. They'd been thrown in his face.

"Put those on and get out of here!" Roxas yelled.

"Ya don't have to tell me twice!" Axel scrambled into his pants, grabbed his shirt, which was draped over Roxas' computer chair, and bolted out of the room.

Out in the hallway, a middle-aged man with blonde hair, a matching beard and cinnabar eyes stood, a bemused look on his face. This was Ansem, the man who ran this mansion as a share house. The mansion's name was 'Kingdom Hearts'.

"Don't say a word, old man," Axel warned.

"I wouldn't dream of it," Ansem replied in a heavy British accent. "I was only going to comment that I for one don't believe that you and Roxas did anything untoward last night."

"How did you…" Axel started, but he shut up. Ansem's intuition was uncanny. He still wasn't entirely convinced that the old man wasn't psychic.

Ansem laughed. "Marluxia is downstairs. Perhaps you wish to talk over last night's entertainment with him?"

Axel just glared at him.

**KH**

He found Marluxia in the TV room watching New Girl with Demyx. Axel glared at Demyx until he moved away guiltily.

Axel plopped down where the blonde had been mere moments ago and glared at Marluxia.

"If you think pulling a face like that is going to make me stop loving you, you're wrong," Marluxia grinned. For the record, Marluxia had pink hair, an affinity for roses, and was gay.

"Shut up," Axel said hoarsely. "I wanna know why the fuck I woke up in bed with Roxas, pants-less."

Marluxia's eyes widened; he muted the TV and turned to Axel. "You and Roxas… Dish! I want all the details!"

Axel glared at him again. "I can't remember much of last night. I remember getting drunk with you, Roxas and Larx, but after that, it's hazy."

Marluxia chortled. "Well done Axel. Roxas is quite the catch."

"Will you shut up?" Axel scowled. He shuffled through his mind like it was a deck of Luxord's cards.

Axel's eyes lit up. Cards. That's it!

"Ha HA!" he exulted, jumping on the couch like he was Tom Cruise. "We didn't! We played strip poker, and I lost!"

"Wait…what?" Marluxia sounded disappointed.

"Me and Roxas…we never did…you know…"

The pink-haired man sighed. "Yes. I know."

It was at that moment that Roxas walked in, along with Naminé.

"Roxas! Can I talk to you a sec? Alone?" Axel implored his friend.

Roxas looked dubious, but asked Naminé to go on without him.

"What?" Roxas asked flatly when she left.

Axel said nothing; he was glaring at Marluxia.

"Fine, fine, I'm gone," the pink-haired man gave in. He walked out.

"Roxas, we never…er…I mean, we didn't…"

"We…didn't?"

"No. We weren't that drunk. We played strip poker, and I lost."

"So how come we were in the same bed?" He said it quietly, obviously scared that Naminé was listening in.

"Well, my guess is one or both of us passed out on the bed."

"Oh…" Roxas' eyes were now calmer than they were.

Naminé walked back into the room. "So, you guys done talking about the two of you sleeping together?"

Axel's jaw dropped. "MARLUXIA!"

There was the sound of running footsteps. Marluxia was long gone.

Axel: That wasn't too bad. I've been in worse.

Gohan Roxas: And you probably will be.

Axel: Dammit, jinxed myself.

Naminé: Can I say it, Gohan? Can I? Please?

Gohan Roxas: Haha, sure, go ahead.

Naminé: Please review this to make sure that there are more!

Axel: Tune in next time for more "Life in Kingdom Hearts"!

Gohan Roxas: Dude, this isn't a TV show.

Axel: I know, but it sounded cool.