Chapter 2

CPG and Toonfangirl are currently trying to explain pairings to the characters.

"It may not make sense, but no one really cares" CPG says, exasperated. Toonfangirl opens her mouth to say something, but her cellphone rings.

She promptly answers it.

"Hello?... Oh, okay... Yes, that should be just fine... Okay, we'll send them in" Toonfangirl says to whoever is on the other end. She then hangs up, and raises her hand towards the ceiling. A portal once again opens, dropping two humans onto the ground.

One human, a male, stands at six feet tall even, with light gray hair and is wearing a gray trench coat. It looks as though time as not been kind to him, his left arm is limp and won't make any movements, and his legs are covered in scars and cuts. His eyes seem almost dead. CPG walks up to him, and gives him a nametag. He writes 'Jeremiah Legacy' on it, and clips it onto his shirt.

The other one, a girl, stands about five feet and four inches, and has shoulder length brown hair, brown eyes, glasses, and is wearing a green tee shirt, blue jeans, and green sneakers. CPG hands her a nametag. She writes 'Steph' on it and clips it to her tee.

"Hello, my friends. Before we begin, I would like to answer a person's question. Madi, you may enter as many dares as you like, so long as they can fit in the review" CPG states, turning to the camera.

"Now, Steph you may- Wait, where'd she go?" Toonfangirl begins, but cuts herself off as she notices the female is missing from her spot.

CPG glances over her shoulder, and bursts out laughing at what she sees. Confused, Toonfangirl looks, only to burst into laughter as well.

Steph has latched herself onto Anti-Cosmo, squeezing him extremely tight.

"Um, Steph, your dares please?" CPG says as she finally calms down. Steph remembers where she is and releases AC, and clears her throat.

"Yes, I dare Anti-Cosmo… to be shirtless for the rest of the chapter!" she says. AC looks to the hostesses for help.

"Even though I'm sure that you are the only one who wants to see that, I'm afraid a dare is a dare. AC, your shirt" Toonfangirl says, in a way that you know she is trying not to laugh.

Anti-Cosmo groans and pulls his shirt off, causing Steph to squeal so long that she literally faints.

"Okay, Jeremiah Legacy. Would you like to give your dare?" CPG asks, clearly not caring about the unconscious female.

"Sure" Jeremiah responds. He walks up to Timmy, and smirks.

"Timmy, Timmy, Timmy. So blind to see who has eyes for you, and even blinder to see your eyes looking back at her. This may change your view, and it may not. Either way, it will be fun to watch." He states, in a way that makes you wonder if he rehearsed. Turning to the authors, he continues.

"My dare is simple. Timmy and Tootie must get married, and it shall be complete with consummation. No need to go into detail, of course. However, there is a catch. They must be teenage minors. Yes they would be sexually active minors, but since they are married it is okay" he says. He then turns to the characters again.

Timmy has horror clear on his face, while Tootie is grinning as wide as possible.

"Okay, then" Toonfangirl agrees, and she waves her hand in a circular motion.

In an instant, the room becomes a church, and Timmy and Tootie are now sixteen.

CPG is the priest, and Toonfangirl is a bridesmaid, while Jeremiah is the best man.

"Timmy Turner, do you take Tootie to be your lawfully wedded wife?" CPG asks, and Timmy sighs.

"Do I have a choice" he mutters, and CPG takes that as a yes.

"Tootie, do you take-" she begins.

"YES!" Tootie shouts, before CPG is able to finish.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss the bride" CPG states, closing the bible.

Tootie grabs Timmy and begins kissing him.

"Or… Husband" CPG mutters. In a flash, the room goes back to the way it was.

"Steph, wake up. It's your turn" Toonfangirl says, nudging the female with her foot. Slowly and groggily Steph stood, gripping her head to keep the room from spinning.

"Okay, my next dare is for Wanda not to nag for the rest of the chapter" she states.

"I don't nag!" Wanda whines.

"Yeah, you do" CPG says, rolling her eyes. Wanda simply crosses her arms, looking slightly angry.

"My next dare is for Vicky to be nice to Timmy, and do whatever he says for the rest of this chapter" Steph says. Timmy smirks, while Vicky looks horrified.

"Excellent. Vicky, fetch me a chocolate milkshake, with whipped cream!" Timmy says. Vicky grumbles as she enters a nearby kitchen.

"Finally, Foop has to hug Poof" Steph states. The babies blush bright red, though they try not to show it as they hug.

"Interesting. Now, Timmy and Tootie must consummate their marriage, so we'll see you all next time!" Toonfangirl states. She and CPG wave at the camera, until the lights once again turn off for now.