Hehe when I heard Turk and JD's Guy Love song, I couldn't help but apply it to someone. ENJOY
Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride or Scrubs. Adios (I think that's how it's spelled...)

"Hey, Igg, I just made a new bomb. It's a mini-nuke."

"Dude! I love you!"

"Guys, that is so gay," Max said.

"No it's not!"

"Yes it is," Fang agreed. The two blonde boys stood and looked at each other.

Iggy
Gazzy

Let's face the facts about me and you
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you bomby bear,
the Flock will always talk and stare.

I feel exactly those feelings too.
And that's why I keep them inside.
Cuz this bear can't bare the School's disdain.
And sometimes it's easier to hide.

Than explain our guy love
That's all it is
Guy Love
He's mine, I'm his
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes

You ask me bout this thing we share
And he tenderly replies
It's guy love between two guys.

Closer than the average man and wife
That's why our matching bracelets saw Ig and Gazzy.
I'll stick by you for the rest of my life
You're the only guy who's ever blown with me
Whoa! Whoa! He's talking about bombs.

There's no need to clarify
Oh no
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend
But in a totally manly way

LET'S GO!

It's guy love
Don't comprimise
The feeling of some other guy
Holding up your nuke into the sky

I'll be there to care through all the lows.
I'll be there to share the highs
*grunt*
It's guy love
Between two guys.

And when I say
I love you Ig.
It's not what it implies.
It's guy love...
Between...
Two...
Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuys

*holds out hand to shake*
*pushes hand away*

No hands
*hugs, giggles*

"Still gay," Max and Fang said.

And then the mini nuke went off and we all had fried chicken that night.

THE END