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Summary: When Naruto's sister and Sasuke's brother hook up, things become tense. Naruto deals with his obvious attraction for the younger Uchiha, while Sasuke deals with his wavering sexuality. Throw in a heartbroken she-beast ex girlfriend and you have your very own high school sitcom.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own anything pertaining to the Manga Naruto. Those rights belong solely to Masashi Kishimoto.

Warnings: Sakura bashing, minor language, and talk of BoyXBoy affection.

'This is thinking.'

"This is talking."

Prologue

Naruto POV

Now wouldn't it be awesome if our lives were just written down for us to read through so we could skip all of the bothersome emotions and wretched heartbreak? I think it would be fantastic, considering how much of this bullshit I put up with everyday. My name is Naruto Uzumaki, and I want to tell you about my greatest and most unexpected journey so far in my 17 years of life. Going from dobe to rival, rival to friend, and finally friend to boyfriend.

Once upon a time in a land far, far away just outside of Brooklyn, there lived a boy with his wickedly heterosexual family. Now this might not seem so tragic, but to someone who was as gay as the fourth of July? It was depressing. The only thing that lightened this bleak situation was thinking about a certain gorgeous raven of the male species. Probably the perfect male specimen of said male species. Alas there was an unsaid golden rule: You can look, but you can't touch. Especially when said dark haired Adonis was currently attached to some "whore" ifying she-beast.

Now don't let my thoughts deceive you. This is NO fairy tale. It's an epic. A tale of the underdog superseding the ever popular plastics. But back to my tragic reality.

I live with my family, consisting of: my father Minato, my mother Kushina, and my sister Kyubbi. They're all fairly normal…and incredibly boring. I'm generally the odd one out, where as my parents are quiet (unless royally pissed off) and my sister just pms's all the time; I'm literally a big ball of sparkling sunshine. Streaming my golden rays and gay (as in happy) personality everywhere.

Now onto a more…exciting topic. The one I'm pining after. Sasuke Uchiha. Gorgeous. Sexy. Smart. Sarcastic…and everyone's wet dream, straight or gay. One thing I may not have mentioned, he's my sister's boyfriend's little brother. But from the change room after gym...I can vouch for one thing, he is anything BUT little. Too bad he's dating the queen bit- I mean bee. I'm generally against hitting girls; it's just not right but something about her just seems to make me think it's okay.

This is not where our story begins though. Oh no. My story begins on the day my sister started dating Itachi…August 23rd. And if you can believe it, that was probably the worst day of my life.