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Original 100 word -

"Granger, my parents are visiting tonight. Please remember we were both forced, and let's try our best. Would you wear your indigo-fitted-robes?"

Hermione's stomach churned at her reflection; nothing ever escaped Lucius' notice, damn marriage-law.

She sat quietly attempting to go unheeded, but soon Lucius pointed at her protruding-belly, "Is that a tasteless practical-joke?"

She smiled lovingly patting the gentle swell, "Correction, this is practically your Malfoy-heir."

Narcissa fainted and Lucius drank straight from the bottle.

Draco sat by Hermione and lovingly caressed her bump, "Thanks for the best-joke ever, maybe there is hope for us." She accepted his kiss...

A/N Go to the next chapter, now a full story