Prologue

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Each grade in my entire school was screaming and cheering for the beginning of summer break. Don't get me wrong, I'm psyched that summer is here, but I'm not willing to scream.

"NIKNAK!" I turned to see one of my only friends, Alice, smiling happily at me.

"You know you don't have to yell right? Plus, why do you keep thinking of random nicknames for me? Can't you just stick to one, like me?" Jeez, she is so much louder and oblivious than me… I guess that's one of the reasons why we're friends.

"Oh, sorry! Well, I gotta be original, right? Anyways, since its summer we should SO totally hang out sometime! You know, like, watch anime 'nd stuff." I kept nodding and 'mhm'ing while packing the rest of my stuff. One of the good things about Alice is that you can zone out while she's talking yet she'll still be happy and content.

"Oh and y'know the newest season of Hetalia just got dubbed! We should, like, watch that! Well, then again, I'm going on that trip to Hawaii… Well maybe after that you can, like, come over to my house! It'll only be, like, a few weeks. Oh! My Mom is here. I'll, like, text you later!"

By then I finished packing and closed my locker for the last time. "Okay, I'll see you then. Have a great trip."

"You know I will!" She reminds me so much of Poland… Then again, every since we got into Hetalia she started saying 'like' and 'totally' so much. At first I thought it was a coincidence but then she painted her room pink. Fangirls these days…

I decided to start walking home. I was about a block or so away when all of a sudden a voice yelled at me.

"Yo, Jap!" Oh no… I spun around quickly just to get a punch straight to the face. I rubbed it while glaring back at the boy who punched me. Roy.

"HAHAHA! Beating the crap out of you never gets old! Of course I need to protect America from you Japs." That cocky smirk. Oh, quick character update! Todd is a part of the clique where beating up the nerd is cool.

Unfortunately, I'm that nerd. Even more unfortunately, his great gramps fought in WWII so now apparently EVERYBODY related to me fought for the Axis just because I'm mostly Japanese. So now, he hates me with all his guts for not joining the 'incredible and undefeatable allied'. Not to mention, I hate him back.

Information about Roy: He is tall, he is a brunette, he has muscles (not a lot…), and he is American. Oh, and I might as well tell you now I don't have anything agents tall people… just tall people who gloat about themselves. Guess who fits that description?

End of character update.

I decided to be the grown up and walk away. Until I remembered a little saying, 'God said to turn the other cheek. I say that when you turn the other cheek, recoil and punch back with momentum.'

So I trusted that quote… Plus I really wanted to give him a piece of my mind. Just a piece.

I ended up punching him in the face pretty darn hard. So much for just a piece. But he recovered quickly and punched me back. This time his friends joined in…

I took a lot of blows to my face, then to my guts. Before I could fall, one of them stole my glasses and broke the glass on one side then threw it away. Once I did fall they all kicked me until one brilliant goon thought of throwing rocks at me. After a lot of gravel they decided that they didn't want to get arrested. Roy told them to start heading back and that he would catch up to them.

He bent down next to me with the aura of success surrounding him. I could just feel that cocky smirk that meant 'I'll always win'. But instead of beating me more, he bended down closer to me and whispered,

"Jap, you best just kill yourself now. It'll save you from all the suffer you'll endure from jus' walking outside of yer' house. I know you'll hafta' eventually. And by then, I'll be waitin'. So you best just pull that damn trigger." With that he walked away.

I got up and grabbed my glasses. The average human being would probably be in a concussion by now. No, I'm not some sort of super human being with powers. I've just been through this kind of torture many times before. No injections or spider bites for me. But, I'm bruised all over and blood is everywhere. Nothing serious, so I can just walk the rest of the block home.

But… How? How did Roy know that I wanted to kill myself?

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"Tadaima…" No respond. I don't get why I still say that… Maybe it's just me wishing that I still had company.

I walked to my bedroom and closed the curtains and door. I threw my bag down right next to my computer not caring about my bloody clothes. I sat down and booted up my computer to start watching Hetalia. I decided that since I had already watched all the seasons numerous amounts of times and that I wanted to save the last season for a sleepover at Alice's house, that I would google stuff about the anime.

My eyes came off of the computer for a couple seconds. Then I saw the picture on my shelf. The picture had a little Asian girl wearing a big blue polo shirt, cargo shorts, and flip flops hugging an Asian boy about 6 years older than her under a tree.

The girl had short black hair down to her shoulders with the back put in a ponytail like Len Kagamine. The boy was wearing a plain white shirt and khakis with flip flops on. He had shaggy pitch black hair which was absolutely flawless. There was also a woman sitting underneath the tree watching those two. She had a beautiful smile and amazing waist-length hair. She was wearing a bright green and white sundress and was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce. There was a man with his arm around her that had the same shaggy hair as the boy. He had a gray tang-top on so that you could see he wasn't too fat or buff. He also wore cargo shorts like the little girl.

I sighed reminiscing in the past. Maybe I should just kill myself now… I DO have a gun in my dresser… I sighed… How did I become this depressed? Oh, I dunno, the many deaths of the only loved ones I had?

Boop!

Huh?

"Congratulations! You have just bought you're very own Hetalia Units!"

"What!" Noooo! There's gotta be a way to cancel this, right?

"We will deliver you're first unit in 3 days!"

Damn it. Why me? I'm the lonely Asian nerd that lives alone under her rich grandpa's name! And plus, he lives, like, 10 states away! PLUS he is making ME pay off my tuition and rent! ALONE! I don't have time for units!

I just realized how stressed out I am…

Well… I might as well rest now and see what happens. They didn't even ask me for my address! I'll just see what happens…

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KNOCKITY KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKZTER

YAAAAAWNNNZZZ STRETCHHHZTERRRR PUT ON GLAZZEZZZZZZ STANDDD WALKKLKKK

Sigh… If only me awakening had been that awesome. Instead I think it was more like:

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Yawn. Stretch. Put on glasses. Stand up. Walk to the door.

Anywayss… When I opened the door there was a blonde dude that was, guess what? Tall. He asked in a professional tone, "Are you Miss Nicole Frey?"

I nodded. Then he handed me a clipboard and said "Sign please."

I signed quickly and studied him. He seemed okay so I'm going to barrage him with my questions.

"So… I guess this is the Hetalia Unit thingy. How did you find out my address? And what is your name? By the way I'm only asking your name 'cause I'll probably be seeing you every delivery. By the way, how often is that? Oh, and what's with the giant box? Anddd wait- Is that flying mint bunny on your truck! OH MY GOD! Do you even watch Hetalia? Oh, sorry, I'll stop… Oh, WAIT! One last question. Is there any way to cancel these orders?"

He didn't seem fazed at by all the questions which were surprising. Instead, he said, "Yeah, this is the Hetalia Unit 'thingy'. The website tracks down the location of the computer. My name is Felix. I'll be here every week from now on. This box is you're first unit. Yes, that is flying mint bunny, our company is called The Flying Mint Bunny Express. Yes, I watch Hetalia. Yeah, there is a way to cancel these orders, but it'll take about two weeks to try. And no need to be sorry."

Wow. Is he in the CIA or something? Anyways, he dragged the box into my house. Thanked me, handed me a manual, and drove away.

I guess that death is going to have to wait 2 more weeks for me to arrive.

I looked at the manual and gasped realizing that death would have to wait a bit more than 2 weeks.