Title:
The Love NoteAuthor:
GiaE-Mail:
divinechild18hotmail.comRating:
GPairing:
NoneTime:
5th yearSummary:
[Complete, non-slash] Draco has been toying with Harry by making passes at him. Harry decides to get back it him by showing his creative side.Disclaimer:
I own not a thing.Author's Note
: This is the most stupidest thing I've ever written. HAHA.. no I'm serious, this is still the most stupidest thing I've ever written. My writing skills did not show in this piece of crap. I don't even know why I wrote it. It ain't slash, but still.. if you read it, then REVIEW!! but don't say anything like, "This sucks" or "I can write better crap than this".. I don't think I could handle that, when I know it does already. Hope you like it..."ARGH!!" Harry yelled out in frustration.
"What's wrong Harry?" Ron asked, eyebrows raised as Harry started yanking out tufts of hair.
"It's Malfoy! That stupid git is playing mind games, trying to freak me out, the bloody ferret." Harry muttered angrily.
"Oh that.. so, your not---?" He raised his eyebrow in question.
"NO! He's been making bloody passes on me! He won't stop! Everyone thinks we're together!"
"Uh yeah, sorry about yelling at you in the hallway, about that. Didn't think people would actually pay attention to me going on about how you and Draco were--."
"Ron! It's just that he's doing it to spite me. We're in 5th year, and I still don't have a girlfriend, so probably thinks, "Why don't I act like a freakin' faggot for Potter, maybe then he get some girls."
"I don't know what to say mate, why don't use ask Hermione?"
"Of course!" Harry thumped his head lightly with the palm of his hand. "You're a genius! Thanks Ron!"
"I know I am." Ron drawled. Harry smirked and threw a pillow at Ron, while running out the common room towards the library.
"Hermione!"
"Ssshhh!!"
"Sorry," he whispered to her, "could you help me with something?"
Hermione puts down her book back on the table, and glares at him for interrupting her. "What?"
"Malfoy, has been toying with me, keeps on making passes and acting like he likes me on purpose, and before you say anything, he's doing it on purpose, as a joke. I want to make him stop!"
Hermione looked at him, incredulous being the predominant expression on her face. Harry turned red at her intent stare, and looked away. Hermione, seeing that she was already upsetting her friend, finally conceded. "Okay, okay. Sorry Harry, but that wasn't something you hear everyday. Well, I don't think this is something to bring to the professors, why don't you.. think of something yourself?"
"But-but---"
"No buts. You have a brain Harry, use it! Be creative, do something, do anything, before you start.." She looked around to see if anyone was listening, and coughed discreetly. "swinging Draco's direction, if you catch my drift."
Harry pulled a face. "Hermione! Of course I won't be a-- wait a minute, you just gave me an idea!"
"I did? How?"
"Never mind, I've got to hurry. Bye!" And with that, Harry practically ran out the room.
After making his finishing touches on the parchment, he waited till it dried before rolling it up. He took his invisibility cloak from under his pillow and snuck out of the dorm rooms and headed towards the owlery.
Upon reaching there, he headed towards one of the school owls. He tied a parchment to it's leg, whispering, "Give it to Draco." The owl hooted in acknowledgement and Harry headed to bed grinning like a Cheshire cat.
Harry was looking expectantly at the owls flying over head.
"What's wrong Harry? Expecting a little, love letter from ferret-boy?" Fred asked laughing. Harry just glared daggers at Fred until he stopped.
He looked back up at the ceiling, and couldn't help but grin as he saw the school owl dropping a letter on Malfoy's lap. He watched, in what seemed like slow motion, as Malfoy pulled the string off, and opened the parchment which, through obviously a "Sonorus" charm, Harry's familiar voice rang out.
The Great Hall immediately grew quiet as they listened to what they suspected as a love note from The-Boy-Who-Lived.
My love for you will never die
Unless I meet another guy
Everyday I sit and pray
that you will move far away
I love you more than words can tell
Now wash my socks and go to hell.
You're luscious lips I longed to kiss
When I saw your face I was glad I missed
I saw your face as you walked by
But then I saw a better guy
I think of your body and your lips day and night
That's why I'm always filled with fright
Tenderly yours for ever more
Your face I'll just have to ignore
Roses are red violets are blue
The toads near the gutter remind me of you
Your soft eyes sparkle like a fallen star...
But your face looks as if it were hit by a car....
Our love and passion could not be any hotter
But I'm sorry honey, you're not the father
Our wedding vows our merger ring
Reception: held at Burger King
You are my sun, my moon, my star
I wish to see you... from afar
You're as beautiful as beauty can be!
I look in your head and nothing I see.
Your eyes so tender, heart so sweet
I hope they burst, like rotten meat
I told you I love you more than any other
But then again I forgot about your mother
My love is like the morning dew
I stay the night, then spit on you.
Your hair flows with lovely charm,
That is, the hair that is under your arm
Our oval office love won't die,
As President, I cannot lie.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
Don't get excited I love monkeys too
Your love is so smooth, reason it defeats
With you in my world, my hell is complete
I knew you were my perfect dream
But when I saw you I had to scream
Oh how my heart flutter each time our eyes meet
But when I recognize you, I throw up at your feet
I love you dear you're such a hunk
Too bad when you kiss me it smells like a skunk
Roses are red, violets are blue
My love for you will never be true.
Your love ran through me like a creek,
Until I noticed that you were a total geek!
I say I love you
Cause that guy told me to
If you haven't guessed by now,
It's over here and now!
The Great erupted in catcalls, whistles, and cheers as you could plainly see, Draco Malfoy, as red as a tomato. The loudest of course, was Gryffindor Table, Ron laughing so hard, that he was banging the table. Harry grinned cheekily over at Draco, as he glared, crumpling up the letter.
'Love notes… are definitely entertaining.
' Harry thought to himself, smiling faintly.-- End