Dear Mum,

So I seem to have really annoyed Emmie and I don't really get why. So Evans hates me right? And I love irritating her; it's hilarious! So I wrote her a song and sang it to her in potions. I basically asked her out in the song; but I knew she'd say no… it wasn't serious but Emmie took it seriously and asked me to stop asking her out. I told her it was only a joke but she said that she didn't care. She said that I'm her boyfriend and she doesn't want me asking other girls out in case people think I'm serious.

She got really annoyed so I agreed not to ask her out again. So then in Herbology, I turned Evans hair pink and sent her a note. Emmie told me off for flirting but I don't know why she's so annoyed; I did what she asked. I didn't ask her out. She asked me if I fancy Evans. I don't get it; I don't like Evans and I definitely wasn't flirting. We broke up. She called me an arse, mum and when I asked why she said, "because you went and made me like you only for you to go and like someone else and not even realise it." But I don't like her.

James xx

Dear Dad,

Dumbledore asked about what you had asked me to do. He told me I have to stop risking my life. What do you want me to do? Anyway, I hope you and mum are well. Speak to you soon.

Love James.