Prompt: Dating
Characters: Jim, Odd
Special Details: None
Words: 100

"You know, it's not really allowed in our code of conduct for a student to be giving advice to a teacher."

"Yeah, I know. But trust me, Jim. This is guaranteed to work."

"You really think so?"

"Of course I do! Now listen closely. You're trying to be too hip. Mrs. Hertz likes older things. Dated things. Learn some history and apply it to yourself. You need to date yourself if you want to date her."

"How?"

"Show her your age and experience. Like... Show her Paco the King of Disco; it's perfect for this."

"You sure, Della Robbia?"

"Absolutely."