I don't own Beelzebub! Only the idea of this fiction.

Hello Nii chan!

On a lovely, sunny day a young, handsome and really cool father was going home from school, holding his adorable son in his hands. -

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" – Baka-Furuichi's voice cut in. "Who is the handsome and really cool father, huh? And what do you mean by "holding his lovely son in his hands"? I'm sure baby Beel was just hanging there on your jacket, and I bet he was drooling all over your neck, wasn't he?"

"Shut your trap and let me finish the story, Creepichi!" – "the cool father" demanded.

Oga Tatsumi was sitting on his friend's bed, "the adorable" green-haired infant resting on his head, and was nonchalantly eating cup ramen.

"Like hell I'm gonna let you finish this! Remember the last time you started your story in a similar way? THIS – the silver haired boy pointed at Beel- came out! So now what? Another demon prince will show up?"

Furuichi tried to laugh at the crazy idea, but the semi-smile froze on his face the moment he saw the "How-did-you-know-that" look on Oga's face. He of all people should have known better than to doubt the power of the word crazy in his friend's life.

"….You must be kidding me…Anyway, where's Hilda-san?" He tried to take his own mind away from the idea of more demons infiltrating their lives.

"Well, about that… She's in my room with a man." Oga stated blankly.

"Wha-?"

About an hour earlier…

Oga and Hilda were walking back home with Beelze sleeping on the wet nurse's bosom, preventing them from arguing the whole way to the house. The parents had quite the fight that day at school, because Oga had let "the whore" Kunieda, as Hilda called her, to feed the infant at lunch.

"Look…"- he was first to break the silence, even if his voice was so silent it was almost a whisper.- " If you intend not to talk to me the whole day that's fine with me, but don't try to put some false blame on me, just because you're in a bitchy mood, ok?" – the "dad" said, without even looking at the woman who was walking a step behind him.

No answer. The only thing he could hear from her direction was the clanking of her heels and the rustling of her black skirt around her thighs. Oga's brow twitched at the fact he was ignored, for the umpteenth time today.

"Hey, bitch! You sure have a nerve to ignore me, dontcha?" He raised his voice a little, but still having in mind the sleeping baby and turned around to face the blond nurse just to find her coldly glaring at him.

"You fool just said you were fine with me not talking to you, didn't you?" Hilda stated calmly. "And keep your voice down; you'll wake up the young Master!"

"I did say that, but I didn't mean it was fine to ignore me when I'm talking to you!" he tried to reason with her.

"Douche!" was all she said as she passed him and continued walking.

"What was that?"- he shouted and pulled her arm, turning her around to face him.- "Try saying that one more time, you bitch!"

"Let go of me you DOUCHE , your ugly mug is too close!" – she said with an icy glare.

"AAARG! You're driving me crazy, you devil woman!"

"I told you to shut up, you jerk! The Master will-"

Alas it was too late for any warnings now. Beel was awake and the first to see were his parents fighting... so he wasn't in the best of moods. And the arguing couple found that out the hard way- with an electro-shock running through them. Morning to you too mom, dad!

"Ugh… It's all your fault, damn woman!"

"How's that my fault, when it was you who woke the Master up with your shouting!" Hilda protested while trying to calm the baby down.

"Because you got on my nerves!" Oga reasoned.

"Ohhhh, I would have killed you a thousand times, if it wasn't for the young Master! And you wouldn't even have the chance to get what's happening to you!"

"Yeah right! As if I would even raise a hand on a weak woman as yourself!"

"Oh yeah? Just perfect! Why don't you just stand there and watch this weak woman beat the crap out of you?" she put Beel down and moved towards him.

The next moment both of them were struck by a lightning… again. Beel crawled to them and with his eyebrows knitted tightly he said:

"Daah dah aih! – Fighting's bad! (basically)"

"AHAHAHAHAHA" -a voice came from somewhere near them. "I heard rumors you guys were getting on quite well, but to think your relationship was this good!"

Looking around Oga saw a tall, well build young man leaning on a nearby poll, his arms crossed over his chest and a smug smirk on his lips. The man was wearing a normal attire of a white shirt with a few of the buttons undone, and tight jeans. Not the unusual guy at first sight, but what the daddy noticed was this man's hair and eyes color. They were the same shade of green as baby Beel and En's; except for the few blond locks entangled in his braided long hair, that was resting on his right shoulder. What Oga didn't really notice or rather didn't even think was important, but what any fangirl would never miss, was the fact that the said man was extremely handsome. Damn, you could even say he was gorgeous and you still wouldn't have described even half of his true looks.

Leaving anything aside, Tatsumi had a really bad feeling in his guts about this man. Taking baby Beel in his arms Oga noticed the way the man was looking at them and that irked him in a strange way.

"Oi, Hilda, ya know who that guy is?" he turned to the demon maid only to find her staring at the man, terrified to even blink. Whoever this man was, if he managed to get that face out of her, he definitely was bad news.

Just as Oga was about to turn to the man and ask him what the hell did he wanted with them, he saw the guy was gone from his previous spot. The next moment the green-haired man was in front of Hilda. In an instant he had her hand in his and was looking straight into her terrified eyes.

"Hilda, darling!" –the man spoke with a deep, lustful voice. "What were you thinking trying to get away from me, huh?"

"Asmodaeus- sama… It's not…" the maid tried to explain, but a gentle finger was put on her lips, making her stop.

"Shhh… I know, I know you were forced to leave the castle, I understand that. But couldn't you at least leave a message for me? I go on a mission and when I come back my favorite girl is gone. Do you have any idea how worried and sad I was?- he said with a hurt note in his voice and gently traced the back of his hand on her cheek. "And what I hear when I ask around?- he continued- That you're living with some worthless human under the same roof… My dear Hilda… in the insolent hands of a human trash. Do you have any idea how hurt my innocent heart was, huh?" The man said as he started leaning closer to her face, but just as he was about to kiss the lips of the petrified maid, he felt an iron grip on his shoulder.

"Oi, Kazanova! Why don't you try and see how hurt can the human trash make every part of your body, including your heart?" Oga hissed behind him.

The man raised his head and turned around to look at the source of the disturbance.

"Kazanova? Why would you bring that amateur's name here?" He asked as he turned around.

The man squinted his eyes at Oga as he examined him closer. And as his eyes landed on the similar green haired baby, he gaped and spread his hands towards it.

"Beelzeeeee! Look how much you've grown up! Come here!" The man shouted as he grabbed Beel from Oga's shoulder and hugged him happily, leaving the agitated "father" dumbfounded at the scene and especially at the idiotic face the man was making while spinning baby Beel around.

"Aaaiih!" responded Beel happily and laughed.

"What the…" Ttsumi couldn't even finish his sentence of surprise, when he heard a heavy sigh leaving Hilda's chest. "Oi, Hilda! Who's that weirdo here? Your demon boyfriend?... Not that I care…"

"… This is Asmodaeus-sama. One of the Demon Kings, called also The Lust Prince. He's Beelze and En-sama's older brother." She answered matter-of-factly.

"Oh…Baby Beel's big bro, huh?...EEEEEEHHH? Another one?" Oga gaped at her. "Just how many children does the Demon Emperor have?"

"What, haven't I told you? Including Beelze-sama there are four sons already born and two more yet to be born. By the way, Beelze-sama is the youngest one…for now."

"The hell? The idiot emperor even knows how many children he'll have in future?"

"Of course he does! Well an illiterate fool as you wouldn't know a thing about Hell, so I'll explain things to you some other time. Right now we have a bigger problem to deal with." She said, looking at the said Lust Prince and her young Master, who were playing horsy a few meters away from them.

"You don't say! What are we gonna do about your boyfriend there? Isn't he dangerous?" Oga asked.

"No, he's not the type to fight….And he's NOT my boyfriend! Weren't you listening what I told you, you idiot?" Hilda protested.

"A few minutes ago it sure looked like he is. Besides you looked petrified, so I thought he was some bad news."

"Ugh… We'll talk about that later. But just so you know, he is bad news… in one way or another."

Oga didn't know what she meant, but he hated to think about complicated things, so he decided to just do as she tells him and wait till later.

"Listen well, I want you to take Beelze-sama with you and go to Furuichi's house." The wet nurse instructed him.

"What about you?" he looked at her and if she didn't know him, she could have thought he was worried.

"I'll borrow your room and talk with him in private. I need to make sure what are his motives for getting here." She stated.

'His motive is obviously you, idiot woman!' he thought, but wasn't stupid enough to say it out loud.

"What about my family? My mom's at home, ya know?" he said instead.

"…We'll say he's my brother that came to visit us and see the Master."

"You sure are fast at thinking lies up, aren't you?"

"Got a better idea?" the nurse raised a brow at him.

"Yeah! Beat the crap out of him and send him back from where he came fro-" an umbrella in the head interrupted his proposal.

Okay, I have no idea where did that come from... not to think where it will end up. But anyway, tell me what you guys think about it. I pretty much have an idea for the next chapter... just not sure for the end. Hahah Well whatever, I hope you like it.

Wanna know more about Asmo-chan? (I'm not used to even write his whole name yet xD) Google him, he's pretty interesting demon. Actually he's already my favorite. Maybe because my birthday is the last day of the period in the year when his power is at it's peak, but that has nothing to do with the story, so... till next time!