Metrocity, Michigan. The place where evil reigns and citizen shake in fear under the rule of Megamind, the greatest mind- criminal or otherwise- in the universe. Or, at least, where it soon will be— as soon as Metrogal disappears. Megamind sits at her table of genius inventions, a soldering ray in one hand and a device in the other. She works, humming the evil anthem of Metrocity- or rather, the anthem to be, once she captures the city.

Here she comes, down the road
The pink ruler of us all

How we love to serve her
Yes, beneath her, we do crawl

Why would we live in Cali or Venice?
When we could live here with the Queen of Menace~

She pauses in her humming as the soldering job is finished, setting the ray gun on the table gently. It's finally finished. Megamind lifts her pink goggles and a coy smile sliding onto her red lips. Yes, it's finished, but now was the important question- did it look bad?

She stands and places it in her holster, then whips it out quickly to aim at a much abused picture on the wall of a beautiful, dimpled young woman with blonde hair, blue eyes and a white and silver costume, posed flying in the air. She doesn't shoot it, but instead smiles.

Oh, yes. Bad as bad can be. She rubs her hands together in delight and spins in her chair, mentally dancing a jig. So, all of her previous failures had been… well, failures. This plan will work or may she give up villany forever. Megamind cackles, her evil laugh delightfully echoing through the cavern.

The sound of machinery clanking towards her makes her look up.

"You're looking delightfully pink today, mistress."

Megamind grins in response. "That's because tomorrow is the day the Metrocity will be mine, of course." She lifts the black and pink ray gun into the air arrogantly. "Look at it, Minioness. Look at its glorious image, that you may forever remember the sight of the weapon used to defeat Metrogal for all eternity."

Minioness moves her cybernetic-mammlian body, the robotic monkey tail curling upward and brushing the side of the ray gun lightly. "Oh, yes, very nice, Megamind. Very nice. It's even shinier than that, uh, other… ray gun with the pink stripes and the… the…" She gestures, then trails off when she sees Megamind's face looking at her in abject disapproval.

"You don't even know what it does, do you?" Megamind says flatly.

"Ah… no, mistress, I don't." Megamind sighs long-sufferingly, causing Minioness to roll her eyes to herself.

"Oh, Minioness, how glad are you that I was be blessed with this wondrous superior intellect, that I may explain to you the more intricate things in life?" Megamind aims that ray at the picture and shoots it, causing Minioness to duck out of the way of the ray gun's blast. It zaps it, causing picture to expand and then disappear completely in an explosive blast of light, only to reveal a pristine copy of the same picture underneath. Minioness is silent for a moment, then clears her throat.

"…Another evaporating blaster. Very nice, mistress. A little louder than the last one, but besides that, uh... very nice."

Megamind laughs delightedly. "Oh, you don't get it at all, Minioness! Not at all!I call it, the Dimension Ray! With the capture of Richard Roxy, I can lure Metrogal into the Dome of Everlasting Evil and zap her into another dimension where another Megamind will have to deal with her." She cackles and claps her hands together. "Isn't it just so delightfully… diabolical?"

"Well, yes, mistress, but what about the other Megamind?"

The female Megamind waves a pink hand in Minioness's direction. "Oh, worry not, Minioness. I'm sure that a genius of my intellect can handle two Metrogals."

"But mistress, we've failed to do that every time. What makes you think that—" Unsurprisingly, Megamind chooses that moment for her selective hearing to kick in, failing to pay attention to her henchfish. Instead, she occupies herself with strapping the ray into the holster, then unbuckling the holster altogether. She checks her watch and stretches. "Go power down, Minioness. We have a big day of evil tomorrow." She yawns. "Brain bots~!"

A swarm of brain bots with pink electricity surrounds her suddenly. They are small, brain-shaped with two little arms protruding from them, claws at the ends of both. They are eager to follow their mistress.

"Clean up this table and prepare the dome." She tickles under the chin of one brain bot. "Who's a little evil baby that Mommy loves? You are? You are!" A brain bot with blue paint on it- the only one with blue paint- nuzzles her hand, then claws at it. "Ah, ah! No clawing." She retrieves a small bag filled with nuts and bolts— her homemade version of botnip – then throws it. The swarm follows it and leaves her in peace.

"I'll get Richard first thing tomorrow."

Megamind smiles wide, white teeth sparkling. "Oh, Minioness, you always know what to say."

So, this is my first story here- I hope it doesn't crash and fall... It's a bit of a genderbend AU mixed with canon... Er, I don't know how to describe it, but I hope you like it! It's a few chapters before you actually meet the normal Megamind. I hope you don't mind! And yes, the genderbent Megamind has pink skin. Minioness has a(giant-sized) golden lion tamarin's robot body. In real life, golden lion tamarin's have extremely long tails and I imagine that she is very versatile with her tail. :3 She can use it like another hand. Another thing about Minioness is that her robot body walks bent over (on her hands and feet). She's good at climbing.

Er, anyway, review, if you please!