Life With the RowdyRuff Boys

Darknessxxx

Authors Notes: Why am I writing this? Is it because people love the RRBs and by writing about them, I'll gain more attention. Well who knows. This takes place after 'Aint Nothing but a RowdyRuff Party'. Obviously I don't own anything.

Brick, slowly woke up.

It was early in the morning, Brick wasn't used to waking up this early.

Perhaps it was the mattress he was sleeping on. His usual bed was a pile clothing, and leaves, kept separated by a blanket he and his brothers had found.

That was uncomfortable to be sleep on and he was used to taking forever to get to sleep on it. After he and his brothers eventually fall asleep, they wouldn't wake until past noon, cranky.

But Brick currently wasn't on a pile of stuff. When he lied down onto his bed, the mattress seemed to wrap perfectly around his body. He fell asleep almost instantly. And now he found himself waking up real early, feeling totally refreshed.

Brick smiled widely. Though he was wide awake, he had no intention to leave the comfort of the bed. He yawned, stretched and rolled over, flailing his arms as he did so.

Normally he would've been more controlling about his arm movements, careful not to hit his brothers. But he was in bed by himself, Butch and Boomer had similar beds of their own.

Brick glanced at his brother's bed. Boomer was lying face up on top of his bed, at an odd angle. His mouth was wide open, and he was snoring loudly.

Brick turned to his other brother's bed, and found it empty.

"Damn it" Brick muttered to himself. "Where the hell is Butch?"

Butch was floating silently in the air, looking down at the person whom he considered, the love of his life.

To Butch, Buttercup looked so peaceful. She was asleep, exhausted from yesterday's events. Her face still sported the bruises she had acquired just yesterday. Bruises that he had a hand in supplying.

Butch gently pulled her covers back, revealing her battle torn dress. He gently raised one of her arms, and started to ease himself into them.

Butch felt a sharp tug at the collar of his shirt. He was turned around, and he found himself face to face with his, pissed off, Brother Brick.

"What the hell do you think you're doing!" Brick quietly yelled at him.

"Amazing how you yell so loud, yet be so quiet" Butch said.

Brick glared at him, the look on his face demanded a real answer.

"It's like this" Butch said quietly. "I found sleeping in a bed so great..." Brick raised an eyebrow. "...So great that I wanted to find out how much greater it would be in the arms of the most beautiful woman in the world."

"Are you insane?" Brick responded, furiously, slowly emphasizing each word as he said it.

"The way I figure it" Butch replied. "She'll wake up, discover how great I feel in her arms, and fall head over heels for me." When he finished there was a wide smile on his face.

"That's funny" Brick snapped. "'Cause the way I figure it, she'll wake up, find you in her bed, freak out, and demand that you, me, and Boomer be kicked out of her house. Now come on!"

"Oh, come on" Butch begged.

"No!" Brick said "Now let's go!" He turned to leave, expecting, his brother to follow.

"Okay, okay I won't get in bed with Butters" Butch said. "But can I still a pair of her panties?" A wide grin had made its way back onto his face.

"I will ask again" Brick said. "Are you insane?"

"Come on" Butch begged again. "You can steal a pair of Blossom's"

The slightest look of hesitation crept on Brick's face, and Butch took notice of it.

"Come on" Butch repeated. "You know you wanna."

"True, I do" Brick admitted. He fought his urge to give in to Butch's proposal. "But, no. We shouldn't. Now let's go" he moved towards the door.

"Aww man." Butch complained, and followed Brick out of the room.

Once in the hall, the two of them were greeted by Professor Utonium.

"'Morning Brick, Butch. What are you two doing up so early?" he asked them, cheerfully.

"I tell you what we're not doing" Butch muttered. "We're not stealing your daughters' underwear."

"Um, that's great to hear" The Professor said, clearly confused on how he should respond. "Say, aren't those the same clothes you wore yesterday?"

Brick and Butch looked themselves over, both of their clothes we covered in dirt, ripped in various places, and singed.

"Yeah" Brick answered.

"Well they're completely ruined" The Professor said

"I wouldn't say that" Butch exclaimed. "They're still intact."

"Wouldn't you prefer wearing clothing that isn't so damaged though?" The Professor asked. "There should be clean clothing in the dressers at the foot of your beds. Why don't you guys jump in the shower, get some clean clothes on, and I'll prepare breakfast?"

The Professor walked away. Brick and Butch just shrugged at each other

Blossom entered the dining room. Brick and Butch were already seated at the table, and seemed to be in debate over something. The Professor was in the kitchen, preparing breakfast.

"Good morning Professor" Blossom called to him.

"Oh, 'morning Blossom" he called back, not taking his eyes off the scrambled eggs in front of him.

"And good morning to you two" she said to Brick and Butch as she took a seat at the table.

"Blossom, perfect" Brick said to her. "Tell this idiot" he pointed to Butch, "that he's an idiot."

"You're an idiot" Blossom said to Butch. She turned back to Brick, "why is he an idiot?"

"Because..." Brick began

"Because, Brick is a jerk who won't admit that he's wrong" Butch cut in.

"Wrong about what?" Blossom asked.

"Okay, who is more manly" Brick said. "Major Glory, or Action Hank?"

"Obviously it's the awesome leader of A.W.S.M. Major Glory!" Butch exclaimed.

"And obviously, you're wrong" Brick snapped at him. "Tell 'em Blossom."

"Actually" Blossom said hesitantly. "Major Glory was my hero growing up, so I'm going to have to agree with Butch."

"Agree with Butch on what?" Buttercup asked, as she entered the room.

"Good morning Butters" Butch said to her.

"I told you not to call me that!" Buttercup said to him.

"As you wish" Butch said, a wide smile on his face formed, before he added "baby"

Buttercup turned her gaze to Brick and asked "would you mind if I hit him?"

"That depends" Brick answered. "What do you think of Major Glory?"

"He's a sexist jerk!" Buttercup immediately answered.

"Good answer" Brick said. "And what about Action Hank?"

"Who's Action Hank?" Buttercup asked

"Just some guy with a beard!" Butch said.

"Sounds awesome" Buttercup said, picking up on the distaste in Butch's voice.

"That is correct!" Brick said. "Buttercup, I'd be insulted if you didn't hit him."

"Sweet!" Buttercup said.

She smacked him on the back of his head as she took her seat next to Blossom.

"What's going on down here?" Bubbles entered.

"Perfect! A tie breaker" Brick exclaimed. "Who's more manly, Major Glory or Action Hank?"

"Um..." Bubbles hesitated, looking from Brick to Butch. Both of which were glaring at her. "Oh Professor, let me help you with that" she rushed into the kitchen to help with breakfast.

The boys' eyes followed her as she went into the kitchen. Then Brick's red eyes snapped to Butch's, and Butch's eyes to Brick's.

"No he's not!" one of them proclaimed.

"He is to!" the other answered.

"How can you even think that"

"Three words: Beard of Awesome"

Blossom and Buttercup turned to each other.

"Is this what boys spend their time talking about?" Blossom asked, as The Professor and Bubbles began serving breakfast.

"I don't know, I guess" Buttercup said as a plate was set in front of her.

"Well just as long as they don't force me to take sides" Bubbles said as she took her seat.

"Anyway, breakfast looks delicious Professor" Blossom said, changing the subject.

"Yeah Professor, what's the occasion?" Buttercup asked.

"Well" The Professor began. "Since this is the first day that boys are here, I thought I'd make a special breakfast for them." The Professor looked around, "Hmm, it appears that someone's missing. Brick, where is Boomer?"

"Don't know. Don't care. Probably still asleep" Brick answered.

"Well can you wake him up please, so that we can all enjoy this breakfast together?" The Professor said.

"Okay, hold on" Brick said, then called upstairs. "Boomer! Wake up!"

From upstairs Boomers voice could be heard "I am awake"

"Then what are you doing?" Brick called

"Definitely nothing suspicious" Boomer called back.

Brick looked doubtful as he shouted, "Then get your butt down here!"

"Okay, just a sec" a few seconds later Boomer was in the dining room, and took a seat.

"Well" The Professor began. "Now that we're all here, boys would you like to say grace?"

Brick, Butch, and Boomer exchanged looks.

"Um, we only know one prayer" Brick said.

"Wow, that's way more than I thought they knew" Buttercup whispered, causing Bubbles to giggle silently.

"Great" The Professor said. "Let's hear it"

"Okay, here goes" Brick resigned. Everyone closed their eyes, as Brick, Butch and Boomer led recited the one prayer they knew.

"I'm a man

And I can change

If I have to

...I guess"

Once they finished, Buttercup burst out laughing, while Bubbles and Blossom covered their mouths', suppressing their laughter.

"Uh, thank you boys, for that" The Professor said.

"Just what was that?" Buttercup managed to say between fits of laughter.

"That!" Butch said taking a piece of bacon and throwing it into his mouth. "That was The Man's Prayer."

"That was stupid, is what it was." Buttercup said.

"That's 'cause you're not a man" Butch told her.

"And I'm not changing" Buttercup said with a smirk.

They all ate their meal, the issue between, Brick and Butch remained unresolved. Once they were finished, and the dishes were being cleared, Bubbles asked The Professor "Professor, can you help me with my math homework?"

"Ah, I don't get it either" Buttercup admitted. "Mind if I sit in?"

"Sure, I don't mind at all" The Professor said, clearing the table. "What about you Blossom?"

"Well I think I understand it" Blossom said slowly. "But I could use a refresher."

"Alright" The Professor said. " Then go get your things so we can begin."

Pink, blue and green streaks behind them, Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup raced upstairs to get their homework, and supplies. Seconds later they returned, notebooks and calculators on the table, and pencils in their hands.

The Professor turned to the Boys, who were still at the table. "Would you three like to join us?" he asked, an inviting smile on his face.

"Oh um" Brick stammered. "We would join, but the thing is um" he tried to think up an excuse. Upon failing to do so, he simply said "Bye" and the three of them retreated upstairs to their room.

"Okay Boomer fess up" Brick said, as he closed their bedroom door behind him. "What were you up to earlier?"

A devious smile formed on Boomer's face. "Okay, but you guys have to promise that you will not tell anyone what I'm about to show you."

"Come on Boomer" Butch said. "You can trust us."

"Pfft" Boomer snorted. "No I can't

"Boomer, just show us already!" Brick snapped at him.

"Okay, okay" Boomer said. He moved to his bed and turned to his expectant brothers. "Check, this out!" from under his mattress he produced his trophy.

Brick gasped, and Butch was speechless, Boomer laughing at the looks on their faces. In Boomers hand, white with a blue bubble pattern, was a pair of woman's panties.

Butch turned to Brick, the look his face expectant.

Brick nodded his understanding. "Okay, but we've got to be quick and quiet"

Butch nodded in agreement. Then the two of them left their room, intent on obtaining trophies of their own.

Authors Notes: Oh, those RowdyRuff Boys. Now that you're living with the PowerPuff Girls, what zany adventures will the six of you have. I don't know 'cause I haven't really thought about it. I do know what I want to happen to them eventually. I just haven't figured out what they'll do until then. But I promise I'll think of something.