It happens that in life you get moments you can't control, such moments are rare for me your friendly neighbourhood whatever but they happen...like the day i met Tony stark.

Now don't get me wrong...there is nothing wrong with Stark, he's a nice guy and all but the guy is a massive playboy and there's a reason for that i think the moment i can pick out i figured he was a sleezeball was when- as i leant down to pick up a piece of paper or whatever it was- Tony moved close up behind me so as i stood up i was pressed against him and as Director Fury screamed at some poor individual he pressed his mouth by my ear and whispered

"If Fury wasn't around i'd have you bent over and screaming my name."

I know what your thinking, how did i -Peter parker, the Spiderman get into this mess?...well it started off that morning actually.

The previous night i had defeated a crook as usual and Jameson had released a statement saying i was nothing more that a criminal myself...as usual, Then Nick Fury called me in, to say i was suprised would be minor after all i had school. But i went anyway...

hey give me a break it's Nick Fury the guy's name spells disaster for those who don't listen to him i can see it now

Fury screaming hell fire surrounding him and torture devices lined up in a row with Venom and Green goblin waiting for me

You don't cross Nick Fury that early in the morning, the guy may be some weird ninja-pirate hybrid but he's a Ninja-Pirate with SHEILD behind him and this poor Spider doesn't look good squashed against the floor infact no poor spider looks good squashed.

So i went and Fury was there looking at me through his one good eye and sitting down on a table across from Tony ** Stark, of course me being the cool and collected spider i am didn't let my inner fan boy show and calmy proceeded to ignore Iron- Tony stark

"Director, is there something you need...i do still have school." I told him, my voice manly and me manly and everything manly

"Dude, i didn't realise there was a Spider-chick."

Spider-chick, a freaking woman- i'm not a girl i'm a man a manly, manly man...hell i realise i'm probably slightly adrogynous without my suit, it's been pointed out that i have feminine features as Peter parker...but Spiderman is exactly that a man! A sexyfine manly man dammit i'll kill him i'll kill him dead!

"Stark. Behave." Fury growled at him and i glared so hard even Venom would have shat himself...if Symbiote's can shit themselves...well i suppose his hosts can

"Have to ask Eddie if Venom uses toilet..." I may have muttered outloud earning me a look from Fury and Stark

"What it's a genuine concern of mine, we may have symbiote covered waste rampaging around our sewers." I snapped and Stark snorted

"It needs a host." Stark drawled and i rolled my eye's

"Only part of the time Venom only needs it's host to feet of their emotions and despair...it can survive part time without a host...getting off subject. So why am i here?" I asked and Stark chuckled

"I want to talk to you about the Anti-Venom you created." Fury growled at me and let me tell you i've watched Batman and the dude has nothing on Fury's 'i am SHEILD bitches' voice...nothing whatsoever

"It did it's job...what do you need me for i mean you're already working with a genius can't he recreate it?" I asked calmly and Stark puffed up

"Seems like the kid knows his stuff." Stark bragged and i smirked

"So your a fan of Doctor Banner as well?" I asked sweetly and Fury snorted

"Cute Parker real cute." He muttered, Stark scowled

"Banner? As in turns into big green monster that smashes Banner?" Stark whined like the six year old he is and i smiled beneath my mask

"I happen to like the Hulk, he's very useful taught me all he knows about smashing. And if there's anyone who knows about genetic mutations and symbiote's it would have to be Bruce Banner himself- right?" I drawled and the small fanboy in me angrily screamed inside my head

'What are you doing this is TONY STARK stop disrespecting him you fool! Look how handsome he is, he's ironman- IRON MAN you may have ruined our chances now!'

"The cheek of it, who is this kid? I can't believe this- you want me to work with someone who prefers Banner- he might as well say that he respects Capsicle more as well!" Tony stropped and turned a glare at me and i smirked under my mask

"Aaw sorry the magnetism isn't there...i think we could be alloys though." I joked and damn that was funny...gonna have to write that down

"Nerd!" Tony sneered and i rolled my eye's

"Coming from you i'll take that as a compliment...anyway Fury show me the door i'm leaving."

At that point Director Nick Fury was pissed. Really pissed, i suppose me and Starks argument had annoyed him and as i said Ninja-Pirate dude being angry, we were off the ship and in the rural japan with a tribe of Nick fury ninja's or SHEILD agents chasing us down.

"Parker you're to remain here with Stark and both of you are going to go over the Anti-Venom mixture and see if there's a way we can recreate it...i've phoned into your school Parker and they believe you are sick and as your Aunt's away no one will be the wiser."

And with that the doors sealed tight and i swore.

The thing you've got to understand about Tony stark is that he has more pride than a spider has eye's...and spiders can have a lot of eye's. So being blown off by a sixteen year old in spandex (i.e me) wasn't what he expected. And admittadly it wasn't what i was planning on doing after all he is Tony Stark, the guy's a genius and i love his work- the Arc reactor caused me to almost have a geekasm (Shut up i know slang) and the Iron man suit itself- he built the original whilst kidnapped now i may be good but he's so far out of my league...

Insecurity thy name is Spiderman

"So Kid, gonna take off the mask- i wonder is the face as cute as the bum?" Tony drawled

...wait what, this is sexual harrasment! And my bum isn't cute i'm a man it's sexy!

"Aaw Shucks Stark you're making me blush." I returned, Spiderman charm shining like a light and Ironman fell over in amazement...okay alright that didn't happen

"How far does the blush reach?" Stark purred and i might of squeaked slightly

"What is this sexually harass Spiderman day?" I growled (Squeaked) out

"Did someone beat me to it?" Stark returned and i blushed under my mask...truth was some people in public see me as fair game when i save them and a couple of them kind of pinchmybum...

"Shutup!" I hiss at the man who was my idol once upon a time...before he opened his mouth, he grinned his stupid shit eating grin

"I smell a story...so tell me kid, who's been noticing that cute Spandex tooshie?" Stark asked and i blushed

"It's like everytime i save someone they think i'm fair game...and it hurts being pinched and slapped there every single time...ya'know." I answered knowing he'd simply go on if i didn't

"Not really. Iron man, no one's gonna' think my suits easy to pinch." Stark drawled and i hummed slightly

"If it wasn't so damn heavy i'd put metal casing around certain parts...or maybe just stick a couple of shockers...i can imagine Jameson's headline Spiderman harming innocent Peodophile's." I mused aloud and Stark chuckled

"So go on tell me your story i tried to upload your file but Fury caught me." Stark said softly and i sighed and pulled my mask off blinking slightly

"Peter parker, Sixteen." I introduced waggling my fingers in greeting and the handsome genius, billionaire, playboy, philathropist smirked

"It is as cute, kid your adorable so you invented the Anti-Venom stuff...how long did it take you?" Tony asked

"Adorable, i'm not freakin' adorable you pompous arse...it took about twenty minutes, once i had a sample it was pretty simple- the team was fighting Venom and keeping him occupied...and i knew who was trapped inside him so that was motivation." I told him and he grinned

"Twenty minutes, did you have any notes or anything? Had you been looking at the idea?" He asked excitedly standing up and moving to me i laughed

"Ideas, i've been naive when it comes to Venom...i thought i could defeat him physically...so no- no ideas. Just a chemistry lab spare and enough fear."

And that's when i felt his hand on my hip

Eek 1st chapter done! I know Tony seems a little OOC but that will be explained i promise xx

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HK signing off.