Chp 4 hope you enjoy Disclaimer Don't own Bleach or AC

Fernando's Pov

Somewhere in H.M.

"Pssst hey Patrick Anderson."

"Its just Patrick no need to add my last name Fernando."

"Come on your name is so Bad Ass Bro."

"I know but still no need to add last name."

"Fine but do you really have to go bro."

"Yea I have to go if not Sarg. Will have my ass."

"Ok see you." Then he left leaving behind a white cloud in his place I have been in H.M. for at least one hour trying to find her man how can I not find her.

Am I just that bad a searching and keeping an eye out or is she just that good at hiding Pshhh NO I am just that bad at looking for her.

I spent the next three hours roaming H.M. looking for Nel until I found her being chased by her adoptive brothers and former Fracción, Dondochakka Birstanne and Pesche Guatiche, and their pet, Bawabawa. I shunpo-ed right in front of them but that was my first mistake I got ran over by them good thing I am god in this story or I would have died man you know how bad it hurts getting ran over by them especially there big ass pet worm thing it feel like getting hit with a building.

They noticed me getting ran over and walked over to me Nel was the first one to talk "sowy mister fow running you ovwer." I looked at her a smiled and spoke "its ok Nel I just came here to ask you something."

I got up at dusted myself off then cracked my back, neck, knuckles, and shoulders. Then it was Dondochakka who spoke next "How do you know Nel name Stranger."

He said suspiciously I don't blame him me being a stranger and knowing Nel's name I would be suspicious too so I looked at them and then said "Well the way I know Nel's name is because I know Ichigo and his friend." They all seem to relax then I looked at Nel she seemed to brighten up when I said Ichigo's name but then she looked at me and said curiously "What did wou wont to wask me."

I just smiled even more and told her "Well Nel I came to H.M. to ask you if you want to go see Ichigo it's been awhile since you seen him and a lot has happened."

She just smiled real big and hoped up and down saying I want to see Itsygo I laughed and picked her up I looked at her Fracción and said bye and I snapped my fingers and we were in the S.S. Nel seemed confused and I told her where we are she began to panic but I told her I pulled a few strings so no one will do anything to her then I told her that Ichigo will be here in a minute and told her not to tell him I brought her here I put her down and snapped my finger and left in a cloud of white smoke by then Ichigo appeared and got head-butted by Nel in the stomach.

Ichigo's Pov

It felt like I got hit by a car right on my stomach I landed like fifty feet away from the spot I was standing a minute ago.

I looked down and see Nel In her child form she looks up at me and smiles, her eyes are incredibly wide, the canines on her lower jaw are larger than usual, and the remains of her Hollow mask make up a cartoon-like skull which sits on the top of her head. A crack runs along the left side of the mask and four teeth on the left side of the skull are broken off.

She has a large scar coming down from her forehead to her nose and a crimson line that stretches horizontally across her face below her eyes. Her clothing consists of a simple green gown with a hood which covers her entire body.

Nel she is the only one who will ever head-butt me when we greet each other but still I love it I smile at her and get up off the ground with her in my arm's smiling real wide then I spoke " Nel how are you doing and how did you get here."

She seemed to hesitate on the answer but I let it slid for now "I dwont know isigow won minute I twas in H.M. being twast by my bwothers then PUWWF!(Hands in air for more dramatic effect) I twas here and fwor youwr other qwestion I am dwoing gweat hows you dwoing isigow." She was always energetic and dramatic when she spoke I like that it was always funny so I returned it with more enthusiasm but I but her on my left shoulder "Well my little Moeru yōna remon (Fiery lemon) you want to know how I was doing."

She nodded her head my grin grew then I spoke "Well I am doing this Good! (Stretches out hands horizontaly).

I did it as hard as I could so she could fly off my shoulder I worked she flying in the air couple feet above me I caught her and started tickling her on her stomach she was laughing uncontrollably I was so contagious I started laughing she was telling me to stop I did.

I told her if she wanted to get some ice cream she jumped up and down in my arms saying ice cream I put her back on my shoulder and told Gramps, Yoruichi, and Tia I was going to get me and Nel some ice cream then I shunpo-ed out of there.

I was walking in between stores having one ice cream cone in each hand I had my right hand a little up so Nel could lick her ice cream after the fight with Aizen Central 46 (I think that's what they're called) gave me a bunch of money so I am loaded. I didn't take even take five steps into the business district before everyone started talking about me and Nel well I couldn't blame them it's not every day in the S.S that you see a Shinigami and an Arrancar having ice-cream together.

I was rounding a corner when I heard two voices one female and one male yelling at each other the male was calling the female voice a and I quote " Fat ass" while the female voice called the male voice a and I quote again " Short albino fuck" and there are only two people in the S.S that call each other that.

Three stands down at a BBQ shop stood my friend Renji with his Zanpakutō that are two entities named Monkey and Snaky they always do this in public and Renji gets so embarrassed but I find it quite funny but that's my opinion but as I walked into the BBQ shop they started fighting and next thing I knew the whole store was completely destroyed they always do this in the end the one who suffers the most is Renji's wallet.

I walked up to the store owner who was yelling at Renji and Zabimaru and took out my wallet and gave him a quarter of my money and that shut him right up then I turned to Renji and Zabimaru and laughed then I said "It's been awhile friends how you been" they just looked at me like they didn't know me but Renji was the first to recover and he said in a confused tone "Uhhh who are you?" I gave him a questioning look then I remembered my unexpected appearance change so I explained to them how my appearance permanently changed and how I fought Aizen and I was very descriptive about it and at the end of my explanation they had a god smack expression on their face and their jaws where on the ground I was laughing so hard I was actually rolling on the floor laughing it never gets old telling people that you face a crazy immortal in combat and won sort-of.

Then I was broke out of my hysteria by a grumble I looked at monkey who was blushing but it fitted her and it made her look cute. I chuckled and took them to a random restaurant when we got there we seen two siblings (aren't they siblings) those two where Rukia and Byakuya Kuchiki. Short and petite, Rukia has pale skin, violet-colored eyes and black hair, with a small clump of hair always hanging between her eyes.

Byakuya has commented that she strongly resembles her sister, Hisana Kuchiki. As a Shinigami of the Gotei 13, Rukia wears a standard Shihakushō. Byakuya has slate gray eyes and long black hair, which he keeps up in intricate white headpieces called kenseikan that symbolize his nobility as the head of the Kuchiki family, wearing one on top of his head and another on the right side.

He wears the standard captain uniform along with a white scarf made by the master weaver, Tsujishirō Kuroemon III. The scarf is made from the silver-white, windflower light silk (ginpaku kazahana no uzuginu) and is a family heirloom that is handed down from generation to generation and is given to each head of the Kuchiki family. The scarf alone is worth ten mansions in the Seireitei.(that is a lot of money for one scarf)

He also wears fingerless white tekkou that cover only the back of his hands.

then I waved at them to get their attention and then said " Ruk, Bya over here" that got their attention Rukia and Byakuya walked over to us Rukia was the first one to speak " Kaien ?" when she said that I remembered (did she tell him about Kaien or was it someone else) she told me about Kaien Shiba Kūkaku Shiba's younger brother then I mentally scold myself and I remembered Kukaku being very touchy talking about her dead brother the last person that said something bad about Kaien in front of Kukaku spent 10 months in squad 4's barracks he took one big ass firework that was bigger than the Fox Captain to his body he suffered third degree burns on his body some of his skin was pure black and all the bones in his body was broken so he was in a full body cast not before Unohana treated his burns first it is going to be hell for me when I meet Kukaku.

I was brought out of my train of thought when Rukia snapped her finger for the 4th time in ten while I was remembering the man and how screwed I am when I meet Kukaku then I answered Rukia's question " No Rukia it's me Ichigo after the battle with Aizen I had an unexpected appearance change" she seemed was slightly disappointed but I could not blame her she loved him then it turned to Byakuya his face still held no emotion but his eyes did they held surprise then boredom and then I asked him if we could join them he nodded and we sat at a big booth together.

I made sure Rukia sat next to Renji and I sat next to Byakuya while snaky was on my left and Monkey was on Rukia's right so I was facing Monkey then I looked over at Rukia and Renji they were talking but they sometimes studded and the occasional blush I knew they liked each other for a while know but I wondered if Byakuya knew about them I turned to him to see if he noticed their odd behavior he didn't because he was too busy looking at the menu to see what food he would eat.

(the soul society is a little more modern like touch screen cell phones or one of those new one's with voice command and they discovered Video Games, TV's, Computers, and tracking devices better bed's and couches and the most important one of all they got ride of that sake shit and replaced it with modern day alcohol and they got decent restaurants with waiter or waitresses thanks to our strawberry)

I just sighed and picked my food and so did the rest of them. I ordered Gyoza 餃子: Chinese ravioli-dumplings (potstickers), usually filled with pork and vegetables and pan-fried.

Rukia ordered Oden おでん,関東炊き"kantou-daki": surimi, boiled eggs, daikon radish, konnyaku, and fish cakes stewed in a light, soy-flavoured dashi broth. Common wintertime food and often available in convenience stores.

Renji ordered Kakuni (角煮?): chunks of pork belly stewed in soy, mirin and sake with large pieces of daikon and whole boiled eggs. The Okinawan variation, using awamori, soy sauce and miso, is known as rafuti.

Monkey ordered Chanpurū: A stir-fry from Okinawa, of vegetables, tofu, meat or seafood and sometimes egg. Many varieties, the most famous being gōyā chanpurū.

Snaky ordered Basashi (ja:馬刺し): horse meat sashimi, sometimes called sakura (桜), is a regional speciality in certain areas such as Shinshu (Nagano, Gifu and Toyama prefectures) and Kumamoto. Basashi features on the menu of many izakayas, even on the menus of big national chains.

And last but not least Byakuya ordered Miso soup (味噌汁): soup made with miso dissolved in dashi, usually containing two or three types of solid ingredients, such as seaweed, vegetables or tofu.

Nel didn't want any food she said she was full.

After the waiter took our order I started to catch up with my friends well three friends one very close friend and one acquaintance then I started to catch up with Monkey and Snaky "So Monk, Snake how have you guys been since our last conversation" I said Snaky immediately answered

"Good most days but bored all the time last time we talked was when we destroyed the surveillance center with Senbon (I am cutting some of the Zanpakutō's names short) yeah we still don't know how you never got yelled at like me and Monkey did and our punishment it was just redonculas we had to clean every squads barracks clean by the end of the day with half a toothbrush you know how fucking long it takes for that shit to be done and the worst barrack was squad 11's so much dried blood or fresh blood on the ground it was fucking torcher washing that place."

I chuckled in response I could see them doing that so funny so so funny then I told them how I escaped "Ok calm down Aka tōgarashi (red pepper) the way I escaped is when you turned into that big bamboo snake thing that shoots red lasers out of its mouth when you, Monkey and Senbon started fighting I just walked away whistling like nothing happened."

I partially told the truth all that did happen but what I didn't tell them was I had a sort of a date with Kūkaku that day and I did not want to be late and die young when I was away from the destroyed building I shunpo-ed as fast as I can to Kūkaku's place.

(Her home still looked the same when Ichigo and the gang went to the S.S to rescue Rukia) I was broke out of thought when the waiter came back with our food it smelled delicious it made my mouth water once the waiter put our food on the table we dug in and it was amazing.

I was half way done with my food when I got an idea I looked at Byakuya he was eating his food then I threw my chopsticks at him without even looking up he caught my chopstick between his middle and pointing fingers that's when my jaw met the ground then he spoke "Kurosaki what was that idiotic stunt about" that caught the attention of everybody at the table I picked up my jaw and shrugged and told him I was just bored he just shook his head and gave my chopsticks back and went back to eating his food and so did I we were all done with our food Byakuya was about to pay but I stopped him and paid for it and I got up and left but not before kissing Monkey in front of every one the looks on Renji and Rukia's face were priceless.

I was outside the restaurant and I took a deep breath ok one down several more to go know to find Shirayuki but where would she be in all of the soul society I would try the ice cream shop but I have already been there so I need to think of another place to find her then a light bulb flashed on top of my head and I knew where to find her at.

Yoruichi Pov

I have been following Ichigo since he left and I know what you're thinking and it's not stalking it's just keeping an eye on your man first he went to an ice cream shop with Nel they spent a good ten minutes there picking their ice cream flavor that is ridicules it at least takes twenty five minutes to pick a flavor for any ordinary person so after they were done they left the shop and headed in some random direction until I two people yelling at each other Ichigo seemed to notice man who wouldn't notice I bet a thousand dollars that all of the soul society heard them yelling at each other that's how loud they were Ichigo went to go check it out and I followed the sound took us to a restaurant that was nice looking for five seconds then completely destroyed with a blink of an eye I was so surprised my jaw hit the ground and a fly went in I choked on the fly and coughed until the fly came out I was relieved when the fly was out of my mouth but during my time coughing Ichigo left the destroyed restaurant I cursed my bad luck I tried to find him but no luck.

I was at a small refreshment stand when I felt a tug on my tail I instantly turned around my fist was pulled back and ready to punch who ever pulled on my tail I looked down slightly to see Suì-Fēng she is a relatively petite woman with gray eyes and black hair.

Her hair is worn short with two long braids bound in white cloth, each ending in a large golden ring.

110 years ago, her hair was shoulder-length and had a softer look to it. She wears a traditional Shinigami captain's uniform with a sleeveless haori and a yellow obi tied around her waist.

Underneath her standard Shinigami captain's uniform, she wears the uniform of the commander-in-chief of the Onmitsukidō, which has no sleeves and doesn't cover the back, though she does wear long black arm bands.

Instead of wearing the standard Shinigami sandals with tabi, she wears traditional Chinese shoes with ordinary white socks.

She was just looking at me with big eyes and I knew why she was looking at me like that she is obsessed with me and the cat form me and if you put those two together you get what she ever wanted a cat girl me so so wired I broke out of my thoughts when someone spoke "yea kitten I so agree with you on that but still you look good in cat ears and tail."

Ohhh I was pissed no one calls me kitten and gets away with it I turned around to see the "Fluffy" blackxican (yea forgot to tell you people I am part black and Hispanic so know you know) I gave him a sickly sweet smile while cracking my knuckles while having a tick mark on my head I moved aside Sui-Feng and I started walking towards him he visibly paled and put his hands up and said "Yoruichi don't do anything you will regret" he then put up his hands in defense and then he turned around and ran like a little bitch.

I chased after him then I yelled " Run little piggy it only makes the hunt more fun (Insert evil scientist laugh here) Muhaaahaaaaa" he faltered on his run that's all I needed him to do I just drop kicked his ass and he went flying into a bar I ran in after him what I seen next made me face-palm out of all the women he in the bar he could have landed in-between any of their breast's but nooo he landed in non-other than our lazy strawberry blond and lieutenant of division 10 Rangiku Matsumoto that was drunk but in a blink of an eye he was off her and behind the bar counter taking out random bottles of liquor and drowning them like there was no tomorrow.

He was done after his fifth bottle and paid the barkeep for the liquor he drank and for the rest of the day everybody got free drinks on him Rangiku was so happy she gave him a crushing and suffocating hug that lasted one minute and that's all it took for him to pass out by lack of oxygen but he woke up couple of minutes later then I ask him a question " Hey Fernando why where you drinking you are underage" he just laughed and told me why he was drinking " Well Yoruichi for one I am older than I look and for two I am god baby need I go on" I sighed and shook my head we spent the next hour drinking and doing the only thing we can do in a bar and that is a drinking contest well that's not the only thing there is a bar fight and that it.

We were about to leave until the second division lieutenant Marechiyo Ōmaeda came in with some ninja looking people they must be low ranked because if they follow him I just wonder how he became lieutenant of Sui-Feng's division.

I hate him so much because he acts all superior to everyone and he buys so much food and eats it without sharing and the way he speaks and the way he looks makes me want to punch him in the face as hard as I can. Then he and his followers came over to our table (Me, Yoruichi, and Rangiku) and started flirting with me and Rangiku and failing badly he used so many stupid lines on us I almost puked up the alcohol I drank he used lines like "Hey good looking what's cooking or are you from Tennessee because you are the only ten I see and Are you an angel because I feel like I am in heaven."

Me and Rangiku were about to kill him when Fernando started to laugh so hard he was actually rolling on the floor laughing Ōmaeda turned to him and yelled " What's so funny Kid that was top of the line flattery!"

I started to mentally so hard I got a headache that was the top of the line flattery Bullshit I had so many guys hit on me and they had better lines than him maybe having movies from the world of the living was a bad idea I was then broke out of thought when Fernando spoke " Dame Ōmaeda that was so horrible my nephew could do better than you and you have no skill in wooing women"

Ōmaeda was pissed he yelled at him " Kid you don't know anything about wooing women so I command you to shut the fuck up!"

Fernando just kept on laughing and said "Bitch please you can't command shit and I could flatter these women better than you can and to make things more interesting lets bet"

Ōmaeda took a moment to think about it and agreed and said " Ok but when I win you get to be my slave for six months and do whatever I say"

Fernando agreed and then said " When I win you are going to quite being Divisions two lieutenant"

Ōmaeda agreed and they started Ōmaeda went first I am not going to tell you what he said lets just say he sucked so bad he made Hanatarō Yamada seem smooth with the ladies.

When Ōmaeda turn was up he went back to his goons and they gave him high-fives then it was Fernando's turn he came up to me first got down on one knee and held my right hand and said

"Yoruichi Shihōin you are one of the most beautiful women I have ever met when the moon light hits your skin you surpass the goddess of beauty herself and become a stunning chocolate angel and when the moon light hit your beautiful yellow eyes anybody who looks at them get lost with in their beauty and your eyes hold a glint of mischief that makes any man straight or gay fall in love with you amore mio"

I was blushing alittle by the end of his flattery he knew how to speak to a women and make her feel good.

He then turned to Rangiku and did the same thing to her as he did to me " Rangiku Matsumoto when the sun hits you it makes you glow and make you stunningly beautiful that no man can Evert their eyes from and your eyes are like the ocean beautiful and blue that every one that sees you gets lost in them forever and your hair is like gold silk flowing in the wind make you even more beautiful my love."

There was dead silence from every one he knew his stuff when it came to flattering women then the whole bar exploded into applause and Fernando turned to Ōmaeda and gave him a look that say I win then Rangiku put her hands on the side of his face and made him look at her and she kissed him everyone was surprised that she did that but no one complained that kiss lasted ten minutes before they broke apart.

Fernando went in front of Ōmaeda and said " Well Ōmaeda looks like I win and you lose" he smirked while saying it Ōmaeda was so furious he turned red and did something that he soon regretted he tried to punch Fernando but failed epically because he ducked under the punch and pushed him into the ninjas that couldn't handle his weight and where sent back and crashed into a group of people that threw them into some bad looking guys with huge muscles tattoos and facial hair then all hell broke loose and everybody started fighting Fernando said two words that started the fight he said " BAR FIGHT!".

Sorry for taking so long I had to go to the Hospital I got in a fight and had my nose broken and had to take a blood test for an entirely different reasoned and stuff.