I have now reached the fifty fic milestone! (Summons confetti) Seriously, this is awesome. Anyway, I'm typing this at what is, to me, an ungodly hour, since I just finished watching a movie with my cousin. I've been thinking about writing this for years, but only now am I following through...that's ENTP behavior for you.

Nope, I don't own anything, by the way.

Obi-Wan flicked his lightsaber and eyed his former best friend with grief. "It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!"

Anakin glared at him with rage fueled by confusion and betrayal. "You underestimate my power!"

Eyes widening, Obi-Wan shook his head fervently. "Don't try it!"

But, like the idiot he was, Anakin lunged with the Force...and promptly lost three limbs to Obi-Wan's blade.

With a heartfelt sigh, Obi-Wan kenlt to the ground, bowed his head, and closed his eyes. Qui-Gon... he thought, I'm so sorry I failed you, mas - "OOF!"

Anakin, taking advantage of Obi-Wan's inattention, had used the Force to push himself up to Obi-Wan's level and punch the Jedi Master in the face. "Come on then!" he bellowed at Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan merely gawked at his young former apprentice's gall. "What?"

"Have at you!"

Obi-Wan was still gaping at Anakin. "Anakin, you still carry on like the brave man I always knew, but this duel is mine! I don't want to kill you!"

Anakin, however, would not relent. "Oh, had enough, eh?" he taunted.

Obi-Wan rubbed the bridge of his nose in exasperation. "Anakin, you stupid nerfherder, you've got hardly any limbs left!"

Anakin, floating in midair, snorted. "Yes, I have!"

Obi-Wan gestured at Anakin's mutilated body. "Look!"

Anakin gave himself a once-over, then he shrugged. "Just a flesh wound." Using his only remaining limb, Anakin hurled a few little pebbles at Obi-Wan. The Jedi did not even flinch when they pelted him in the side.

Obi-Wan still refused to ignite his lightsaber again. "Anakin, stop!"

"Chicken! Chicken!" the Sith taunted again. "Come here!"

Obi-Wan rolled his eyes, seriously annoyed now. "What're you going to do, bleed on me?"

"I'M INVINCIBLE!" Anakin exclaimed, letting the Dark Side of the Force give him a serious high.

"...You're a loony."

Anakin lobbed himself at Obi-Wan again and managed to lightly slap him in the knee. "The Black Knight of the Sith always triumphs!"

Obi-Wan, finally having enough, activated his lightsaber and hacked off Anakin's only remaining limb. "We'll call it a draw!" He began his trek back to the ship.

Anakin, having lost all limbs with which to fight with, all but shrieked at Obi-Wan, "You yellow Sithspawn! Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!"

Unfortunately for Anakin, no biting occurred.

I may write a second chapter with the cave scene from Monty Python and the cave scene from The Empire Strikes Back, but it's up to how many reviews this gets!