Pack Rule # 13: Never forget Stiles.

Stiles was laying there in his bed almost asleep as he cuddled up to his pillow and imagined it was Lydia Martin he was cuddling with and not a pillow. It was an odd occurrence for him to actually get to bed before eleven on weekends and he really wanted sleep. A loud thump outside his window let him know that once again he wouldn't be getting much sleep tonight. He dragged himself out of bed as whoever was outside his window began tapping on the glass.

"What?" he snapped as he opened the window. He wasn't awake enough to realize it was Scott and Jackson he just grumped at.

"It looks like someone's cranky." Jackson snickered and Scott ignored him.

"Why don't you just use the door like normal people?" Stiles said to them. His dad was working the night shift again and they knew it since the curser wasn't in the driveway.

"We did knock dumbass you slept right through it." Jackson grumbled at him.

"Jackson, please do the world a favor and jump off the roof head first." Stiles said and then turned to Scott who had yet to say anything, "What do you want?"

"We wanted to know if you wanted to go out for pizza with the pack." Scott asked him with a smile. It had been a few months since Derek had finally talked him into joining the pack and rather than killing Jackson, Scott had talked Derek into helping him, and in a sort of strange way Jackson was made part of the pack.

"Why do I have the feeling your using pizza lure me into doing something I really don't want to do." Stiles said and Scott and Jackson looked at each other and back at him.

"It'll be fun~!" Scott said smiling at him.

"No. The last time I went with the pack I super glued to a display toilet at the Home Depot." He said backing away from the window.

"It was only your clothes it wasn't like it was your actual butt or anything, plus that was Isaac's demented idea of funny." Jackson said, "Come on I'll throw in bread sticks."

"Nope, no way, I'm not going." Stiles said and Scott sighed.

"Come on Stiles I won't let them prank you." Scott pleaded with his best friend.

"I swear if you prank me I'm never speaking to you again." He said and Scott smiled, "I'll be down in a second just let me get out of my PJs."

"Cool." Jackson said and then walked to the corner of the house and climbed down like a lizard while Scott just turned around and jumped.

Stiles stood there for a moment thinking about how weird his friends were. It only occurred to him at that moment that he hadn't thought they were weird in the whole werewolf and Kanima thing, but normal weird. "Does that make me weird?" he thought about it a second, "Nah."

Pack Rule # 1: If you're in trouble and can't your call parents call your Alpha.

Derek sighed as he pulled the Camaro up to Wal-Mart. He had gotten a call from the manager telling him he needed to pick up his teenage hooligans before the manager called the police. When he walked in he found angry old man that must've been the manager waiting for him. The manager gave him a dirty look before speaking to him in one of those 'I-think-I'm-the-boss' annoying voices.

"They said they were your kids? You don't look old enough to be their father and you don't look like any of them." He growled at him and Derek just glared at him.

"They're all adopted." He muttered, "Where are they?"

"Someone has to –"

"I'll pay for it." He growled at the man. It was one thing that he had to go to Wal-Mart in the night, but he was not going to get yelled at by some pathetic human. "Where are they?"

"Right this way…" the man said unnerved by the way Derek had snarled at him. He led him to the gardening section where he could already smell dirt and wood chips. When he turned the corner he started reconsidering what he had said about paying for what they had done.

There was dirt so thick on the ground you couldn't see the tile floor. Erica, Scott, and Isaac had wood chips in their hair and Derek had the feeling one of the other two were the cause for that. Plants were lying around uprooted and pots they had once been in were shattered on the ground. There were servile shovels with broken handles and he could only begin to imagine how they had been broken.

"What happened?" he growled and they all flinched, including the manager, "I want to know now!" every one of his betas, and Jackson, looked at the manager. Derek understood that they couldn't say exactly what happened because the manager was standing there. "Could you give us a minute?"

The manager huffed and walked away from them and Derek turned back to them. He could see the dirt that hadn't been brushed off of Jackson and Boyd's clothes. There was also dirt in their hair and smudges on all of their faces.

"We… got into an argument." Scott said sheepishly.

"An argument, really?" Derek snapped and Scott put his head down, "I don't think an argument could demolish this much of Wal-Mart."

"It's entirely his fault." Erica said and Derek glared at her. She looked everywhere but at her Alpha. "It was my idea to come to the gardening section; I figured we could buy some flowers or something to make the subway station seem a little more… homey."

"…" Derek hadn't expected that. His pack wanted to make his lair more comfortable, but that did change that he was still mad. "How did this happen out of that?"

"Boyd and I got in an argument with Isaac, Erica, and Scott and it… turned violent." Jackson said shifting from foot to foot uncomfortably.

"Yeah, Jackson and I agreed that non-flowering plants would be best, but they wanted flowers." Boyd said and then went back to tapping his foot nervously.

"Okay, I can understand why Erica would want flowers, but you two?" Derek looked at Isaac and Scott who both laugh nervously.

"The place needs some color…" Isaac said glancing up at him and then looking back at the floor.

"It smells there and flowers could make the place smell better." Scott said smiling meekly at him.

"Why didn't you just get both?" He said and they all shrugged, "You know if you would've brought Stiles with you he probably would've said the same thing?"

"We did bring Stiles…" Jackson said and then they all looked around.

"Then where is he?" Derek asked and then looked at Isaac, "Did you glue him to another toilet?"

"No, I didn't! Honest! I swear!" he said backing up with his hands in front of him as if that would stop his Alpha from harming him if he really wanted to.

"Okay, then where do you last see him?" he looked at his pack and they all looked at each other in worry.

"Well I remember him sitting next to me at Pizza Hunt." Scott said and they all nodded.

"Yeah, and I remember him getting in the back of my Porsche." Jackson said.

"He came in with us." Erica said and then furrowed her brow, "And then he said he was going to the bathroom."

"Scott text him and tell him to get over here." Derek said and Scott pulled out his phone. After five minutes of silence the pack began to worry. "I'm going to go have them call for him over the intercom and I want this place to be spotless when I get back. Do you hear me? SPOTLESS!"

"Stiles Stilinski to register twelve, your party is waiting," Was called over the intercom twice. Five minutes later the pack heard them call it again and then in another five. After hearing another two times they came up to check out counter twelve where Derek was looking as calm as ever, but his pack could smell panic radiating off of him. The Alpha's panic turned into their panic.

"You don't think someone kidnapped him do you?" Erica asked them and they all seemed to panic more.

"What if that rival pack we came across in the woods the other day took him?" Isaac said eyes filled with worry.

"They wouldn't hurt him, would they?" Everyone looked at Derek.

"I can't lose my best friend." Scott said as he began to break down fearing the worst.

"Maybe he took someone's car and went back home?" Derek said and they all shook their heads.

"We only drove two cars, and not everyone can fit in Erica's crappy car or my Porsche." Jackson said once again finding a way to rub the fact his car is awesome in everyone's face.

"Yeah, I know, I remember that time it broke down and everyone had to sit on each other in my Camaro." Derek said showing his worry by striking out.

"Hey, don't get mad at me, it wasn't my idea to invite Stiles." He said glaring at Scott who was under a cloud of constant fear for his friend.

"If he's in trouble it's all my fault…" Scott said and Erica sighed.

"Maybe we left him at Pizza Hut." She said and Jackson shook his head.

"No, I remember him getting into my car." He said to her.

"You could've been mistaken." She said since she was the calmest out of them, "One of us should go back and see if he's there."

"I'll go." Scott said and she rolled her eyes.

"With what car?" she asked deflating his sudden hope.

"You go then." Jackson said and she glared at him.

"I don't have the gas to go back there and make it home, you do." She snapped at him.

"Fine," He said and then stormed out of Wal-Mart.

"Does he have to throw a hissy fit over everything?" Boyd grumbled.

"Yeah, he was the first one to throw a pot at us." Isaac said and Derek glared at them.

"It doesn't matter who started it, your all still in trouble." He said as his phone began ringing. Everyone else's began to ring as well and they all ran out the door. Jackson stood leaning against his car with a smirk that everyone wanted to slap off his face.

"What'd you call us out here for?" Scott demanded Jackson angrily.

"Look at what I found." There sat Stiles sleeping soundly with his face against the window. The group relaxed knowing that their runt of a pack mate was safe and sound. "So can we go home now?"

Cut The Dotted Line: So I made these to help myself practice writing funny scenes. I'm a more serious writer, but I want to try writing something that is challenging for me. I'd love to have my readers in put on things and if you'd like to suggest a pack rule that'd just be awesome. I already have 15, but more are always good. They're all like one sentence prompts... well you've seen the rules above the stories. I'm going to try to add two rules per chapter, but if one story to go along with rule is really long then it'll be a one rule chapter. Oh I have to give a BIG THANK YOU to TheHalfDrunkMonkey for inspiring me to write these. If you haven't read the Sheriff Laws you should totally check them out. Plus, if you think my story is lacking Sterek it TheHalfDrunkMoney has Sterek. Morana signing out~!