Deadpool meets The Joker

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The Clown Prince of Crime was walking around Gotham, looking for something to get a good laugh of of. Soon he came across a man wearing a red and black costume with swords on his back and black rings around the eyes of his red mask.

"That's the worst Spider-Man costume I've ever seen." The Joker said. The man gasped in horror.

"You're The Joker!" The mad clown laughed as he discretely readied a gun, ready to shoot the man, as he replied,

"I'm so flattered that you've heard of me!"

"Yeah, I know all about your master plan!" The masked man said. Joker paused and smiled wickedly.

"Do I look like a guy with a plan?" The red clad man looked the clown square in the eye and said with the utmost seriousness,

"Don't play dumb! I know you want clowns to be the dominant species on the planet and you'll destroy us all to make it happen!"

The Clown Prince of Crime nearly dropped his gun at that, having realized he just found a bigger lunatic than himself. The masked man then drew one of his swords and took a swing at the clown, who barely dodged. The Joker shot the man right in the head, but he didn't fall. The bullet just went through him and the wound just sealed up like it was never there. The masked maniac then began to chase The Joker while screaming,

"DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!" As mad comedian tried in vain to shoot him dead.

"BATMAN! ROBIN! ANYONE HELP!" The Joker cried in terror as he ran. Atop a rooftop Batman watched the scene play out. He was then tapped on the shoulder by Robin who asked,

"Shouldn't we do something?" Batman looked back down and saw that Joker was still just barely keeping ahead of his attacker.

"Five more minutes." Batman said as a small smirk formed on his face as the constant cry if "Destroy us all!" filled the night air.

THE END