Authors note.

Holy crap I wrote a new fanfic like I said I would that's amazing, its not like I was supposed to do this half a month ago like I said lol, anyway this is going to be an Ino/naru fanfic (absolutely no more than that I know I said that for team seven but this time there is no vote) anyway rated teen for hidans mouth other than that I guess I'm done so please enjoy

I don't own Naruto or anything to do with Naruto.

Chapter 1 reunion

? 1 month after Naruto and Jiraiya left Konoha

In a dark chamber several ghastly figures appear in the darkness one of the figures with white eyes with rings in it speaks. "Zetsu what do you have for us?" He asks.

A plant like figure answers "leader-sama after the death of Yagura, the council of mist decided to seal the Sanbi inside of an orphan girl, who is now under the watch of Yagura's killer, Izaki Kunumitsu." The plant man explained.

A man wearing a mask that only showed his eyes spoke up. "Izaki of the mist, able to use the magnetism sub element and is worth 17 million ryo, quite the bounty." He said,

All the figures nod and The leader speaks up. "This is true, therefore Hidan and Kakuzu will go to mist, you mission is to secure the 3 tails and Izaki as well, Hidan stay away from Izaki, with his sub element you would be ripped to shreds, leave him and the bounty to Kakauzu." the leader commands

One of the figures with a ripped cloak speaks up. "fine, fine. it sucks but as long as I can sacrifice a few of his guards to lord Jashin, I don't really care." he said a little irritated

The leader speaks again "good you have your orders, now follow them." he said and they all bowed and disappeared.

Village hidden in the mist

Currently a mist ninja wearing a jounin uniform and carrying a large sack, was being chased by several mist Anbu. An Anbu got close to him only to be stabbed by his own kunai through its pouch. Soon the man found himself at a dead end. The Anbu captain stepped forward. "Izaki this is the end of the line, why have you betrayed the mist you killed Yagura you freed us all, you should be a hero not a traitor." the Anbu said

Izaki laughed. "you fools, I never wanted to save this pathetic village, all I wanted was the Sanbi and with it and a new force I will make the greatest village in all the lands." he said with a sadistic grin. "and when you said that this was the end you were right, its the end for you." he said and he snapped his fingers revealing several seals that unlocked hidden metal weapons in the area and before the Anbu could react. "magnet style mokushi jishaku (magnet apocalypse). Blades sprang to life all over the field and slaughtered the Anbu within a few seconds. Akazi smiled. "Lets go girl." He said to the basket in his hand. "We have a date with destiny." He yelled with a laugh, And he sped off.

2 months later village of Konoha

Team ten consisting of Ino Yamanaka, Chouji Akamichi, Shikamaru Nara, and their jounin sensei Asuma Sarutobi were currently standing in front of the fifth Hokage, Tsunade Senju receiving their newest mission. "This is a c-rank possible b rank mission that we have been paid by the city Murasawa. It lies east of otafuku Gai, your mission is to remove a bandit threat from the area, this is a possible b rank mission as we have received reports there might be a ninja leading the bandits. Dismissed." The Kage said and they filed out. As soon as the door closed. "Whew, Kami I hate putting on that damn Kage scowl now where were we?" She said as she pulled a bottle of sake from her drawer and started drinking straight from it. "Gah that is the stuff" She looks out the window. "You better hurry up and become Hokage you brat, I'm only keeping this seat warm for you" She said as her assistant and apprentice Shizune walked in.

"I'm sure he will be back before we know it." The younger woman said. She then noticed the bottle of sake in her masters hands. "Tsunade sama you know not to drink on the job, give me that." She said and took the bottle away from the now crying Hokage.

Tsunade sniffed "Shizune why must you be so cruel? This is such a taxing job I need some kind of relief." She whined.

Shizune sighed. "Fine how about this, finish this stack of paper work and I'll take you out for dinner with all the sake you can drink." She bargained.

Tsunade was back to the papers in a flash. "Now that is some incentive I'll be done asap." She said with a laugh.

Shizune smiled at her master's antics, she knew Tsunade was missing Naruto already and was finding it very hard to concentrate on her job and training her newest apprentice Sakura Haruno, she would always put on a brave face and act like a regular Hokage whenever someone was around, but whenever it was juts Shizune and her the Hokage would revert back to how they were on the road, always laughing, joking, and drinking it never ceased to amuse Shizune how childish she could act. "Alright then, I'm going to go deliver these notes to the clan heads when I get back lets go get that dinner. She said.

The Hokage didn't even look up and Shizune walked to the door but froze when she heard. "Its a date" from the older woman

Shizune's mind blanked and she blushed. "Ya a date" She whispered to herself and she walked out to finish her errands.

1 hour later village gates

Team ten were inside the village gates going over the mission. "Ok as you heard the Hokage Tell's us we are going east to the Murasawa city to take out a bandit strong hold with a possible ninja, are you three set?" asked Asuma.

Shikamaru sighed. "ya I guess I am." The Chunnin said.

Ino smacked him cross the back of the head. "Cant you get motivated for anything in your life?" The blond said annoyed.

Shikamaru shrugged "I could but it would be to troublesome" He said nonchalantly.

Chouji spoke up while eating some chips "C'mon Ino I'm sure this isn't going to be a huge mission or anything like that." He said.

Ino sighed "Why does Kami hate me" She thought in tears.

Asuma smiled at his team. "Ok you tree lets get moving, the sooner we get this done the sooner we get back." He said with a chuckle as he tried to ignore Ino's glare. And they jumped off towards their mission.

4 days later a few miles outside Murasawa

Traveling to the village was a pair of ninja one was a tall man with long white hair red marks on his face and was wearing a large headband that had the symbol for oil on it. His companion was a 13 year old boy wearing an atrocious orange jumpsuit, he had blond hair and deep blue eyes. "Hey erosennin when are you gonna teach me something already?" The young blond whined.

The older man looked annoyed. "You keep calling me that and its going to be awhile" He threatened and the boy deflated. "Anyway we are going to take a break from traveling at the nearby city I'm a little behind on my research." He said lecherously.

Naruto shook his head, the only thing that the pervert had taught him since they left was either chakra control or how to meditate, and while Naruto did that Jiraiya would either go to some strip club or bathhouse, and if they were on the road he would tell Naruto to do his exercises while he wrote in his notebook. Suffice to say Naruto was not very happy with his training. "Research? All you do I spy on women you old pervert." He thought highly annoyed, Naruto spotted what seemed to be a group of people a little ways off. "Hey erosennin look." He said pointing to the group.

Jiraiya turned his head. "It looks like someone is fighting." He said calmly

"Well c'mon then what if a merchants being attacked or something? Lets go" Naruto said as he sped off.

Jiraiya cursed the blond "Dammit gaki it could be a trap" He said as he ran after him. They stopped when they got close enough to see that while weapons were out, but no blood had been shed. About a dozen men that looked like bandits surrounded 2 men in black cloaks with red clouds. "shit the akatsuki" He quickly did a stealth jutsu and he placed a seal on Naruto and himself to suppress their chakra, hoping they hadn't sensed them yet, thankfully the bandits seemed to be a nice distraction.

The silver haired akatsuki member spoke up. "Ok fuckers we want to know where Akazi is and we want to know now." He said with a grin

One of the bandits scoffed "Ya right why should we tell dead men anything? He said

The akatsuki with the face mask turned to his teammate "Kill them all except one, we can get the information out of whoever lives." He said and his partner smiled.

"Great I haven't been able to sacrifice someone to lord Jashin in 2 weeks, he was getting impatient." He said as he licked the blade of his weapon.

"Get them!" One of the bandits yelled as they charged the silver haired man.

"Bring it on fuckheads!" Hidan yelled as he charged through the enemy's not even bothering to block or dodge their attacks and soon only about 4 bandits were left Hidan tossed one Of them to Kakuzu for questioning. "Alright fuckers prepare to be sacrificed." He said as his skin suddenly turned black and white. Suddenly he stabbed himself in the arm and the 3 bandits screamed in pain clutching their own arms.

Erosennin how are they getting hurt when their not getting hit?" Naruto asked his sensei.

"I don't know Naruto but if I had to guess when he slashed them he got enough blood to do some kind of ritual. So any pain that he feels they feel." Jiraiya said as Naruto looked sick.

Back at the slaughter, Hidan decided to stop playing with his sacrifices and stabbed himself through the heart, killing the last 3 bandits instantly. He stepped towards Kakuzu who had just finished interrogating the bandit. "It seems that these small fry are not part of Akazi's men, I think their actual bandits while Akazi is using mercenary" He said.

"Whatever lets just hurry up and find this fucker Akazi, so we can get the 3 tailed brat away from him and to the base" He said as they walked off.

Jiraiya disengaged his stealth jutsu and took off the seals. "Whew that was too close." He said.

Naruto turned to him. "are they that strong that your scared of them?" he asked

Jiraiya shook his head. "While I'm not scared to face them, I'm scared to face them while I have to protect you at the same time." He said and Naruto looked downcast.

"Hey Erosennin?" Naruto said as Jiraiya turned to him. "They...they said the 3 tails, doesn't that mean a container is nearby?" he asked.

Jiraiya sighed. "Probably and before you get any ideas no we cant go looking for the container." He said.

"What why not?" The boy asked.

"Because Naruto you are at the top of the akastuki's capture list, you hold the nine tails so we cant risk you for another of the nine until you are strong enough to protect yourself." He said with a tone of finality, Naruto was pissed but bit his tongue, "So change of plans were gonna restock at the town and spend one night there instead of a few, then were gonna leave so there is no chance they will find you." Jiraiya explained and Naruto grunted a response. "Good lets go then." He said and they walked to the town.

Murasawa

Jiraiya and Naruto walked into the town and stopped outside some shops. "Alright brat I'm going to go restock on the supplies, here take some money and go get something to eat, then meat me at the hotel down the street." He said and Naruto grunted again and walked off. "He must still be mad at me for abandoning the 3 tails, sorry kiddo but I'm not going to lose you to them no matter what I have to do." He thought with a sigh. He then saw a few women with brushes and bowls that were heading to the direction of a bathhouse. He smiled. "Supplies later, research now." he said perversely as he followed them.

Naruto was looking for a ramen shop in the city when he heard a very familiar yell. "IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED RAGH!" And out of no where a man flew past Naruto and into a wall leaving an imprint.

Naruto chuckled "Gee I wonder who could have done that?" He thought with sarcasm, as he went into the restaurant that the man had just flown out of. Inside he found team ten sitting around a table with Asuma and Shikamaru chuckling, Chouji still looked livid while he was scarfing food, and Ino looked mortified at her embarrassing teammates. They heard laughing and turned to the culprit. "Heh I see some people never change." The blond said as he walked over to them. "Yo Shikamaru, Chouji, Asuma-sensei, Ino-chan how you guys been?" He asked.

They looked surprised to see him but they all smiled and nodded to him. "Hey Naruto what are you doing here I thought you were on a training trip?" Asuma asked him as Naruto took a seat next to Ino.

Naruto ordered some food and explained. "Me and Erosennin needed to stock up, so we came here, were supposed to leave tomorrow, what about you guys?" He asked.

Ino sighed "Were here to wipe out some bandits that have been terrorizing this city, our employer is supposed to meet us here to tell us the details of the mission. Unfortunately someone tried to hit on me and when Chouji defended me the dumb ass decided to make fun of Chouji and ended up into a nearby wall." She said .

Naruto chuckled. "Ya I saw that nice work Chouji " He said as he gave Chouji a fist bump.

A man in formal attire walked up to the laughing group. "Excuse me are you the team from Konoha?" he asked

Asuma nodded "That we are, I take it your the head of this city?" He asked the man

"Yes and thank you for coming so quickly, the bandits have become quite the problem, Normally they only hit caravans on the roads, but they have gotten bolder and have been sneaking into the city and I have heard rumors that they are planning hitting a few vital areas of the city any day now. So please remove them before they have a chance to enact whatever they are planning." He explained.

Asuma nodded again. "Alright but first you are going to have to tell us what you know about these bandits like who might be among them their numbers and where they are." He asked.

"Of course while we don't know their exact numbers, we estimate them in the 30's to 40's their base is off to the east about 6 miles, and I'm sorry to say that the only name we have about them was Izaki Kunimitsu." He said.

Naruto flinched at the name. "Akazi? wasn't that the name of the guy that the akatsuki were looking for? they said he was in charge of a kid with the 3 tails." Naruto thought

No one but Ino noticed Naruto flinch. "Why did Naruto react to the name Akazi? Does he know him?" she wondered.

Asuma sighed "Akazi Kunumitsu? Well crap, hes a high level jounin that's wanted in the mist with a huge bounty on his head, he must be the one leading these bandits, we were told this was a possible B rank but it just went up to an A rank and we cant handle this alone." he said and he thought for a moment. "I'll send word to Konoha for reinforcement, they should get here in about four days then we can take them out." he told his team.

Their employer paled. "But the bandits will strike the city by then I hired you to take out the threat as soon as possible." He pleaded.

Asuma looked at the man "This is an A rank mission with a dangerous man as our target its not something that a jounin a Chunnin and 2 genin should rushing into, a mission like this would normally go to a pair of jounin or a jounin leading a pair of Chunnin with just team ten I'm not going to risk it." he said.

Naruto was deep in thought if they wait too long then the akatsuki will get there hands on the 3 tails. "I have to convince them to let me help so we can wipe them out today." he thought "Hey Asuma-sensei why don't I just help you? I'm a ninja of Konoha and I know Jiraiya would love for me to get some real combat experience under my belt" He lied not wanting them to know that Jiraiya wanted them gone asap.

Asuma looked at Naruto "While having another member would definitely help our odds, we need someone who has had experience with A rank criminals or is at least capable of fighting them." He said and he took a drink of his sake when suddenly the room instantly became 20 degrees colder and Asuma looked to Naruto who looked like he was about to maul him.

Team 10 all had there own reactions Shikamaru sighed and muttered about troublesome blond,s Chouji merely grinned and shook his head and Ino was mentally laughing. "ha he hit Naruto's pride whenever someone did that to him in the academy he would always get them back somehow sorry to say Asuma-sensie, but I think this mission just got pushed forward." Ino thought with a smirk

Naruto's stare never left Asuma who started to get worried "Crap I forgot that Naruto has faced down more a ranked and s ranked criminals than most Chunnin and some jounin." He thought in a panic.

"I'm not capable? Did you just say I'm not capable? Asuma have you ever seen my mission stats?" he asked in a venom filled voice

Asuma sighed. "no I have never looked at your stats, but I have heard a few of your exploits and.-" He was cut off by Naruto

"Do any of those exploits include the several a ranked criminals me and my teams has faced" like like for example 2 of the seven swordsman of mist?" He asked and Asuma nodded. "what about the jounin Suien who used waterfalls hero water that made him into an s ranked threat?" Asuma and the others were shocked at that, like his team he never heard what team 7 faced in the waterfall village. "No? Then how about the two s ranked shinobi I fought" ONE OF WHICH I MIGHT ADD I DEFETED ALONE?(I'm classifying Gaara as an s ranked threat at the time which makes sense I mean he was a full demon infused monster at the time) " He yelled as he got up from his seat glaring death at Asuma.

Team ten was silent and shocked they had all seen Naruto get mad Neji was proof of that, but at the moment Naruto took what Asuma said extremely personal and looked ready to make sure Konohamaru was the last Sarutobi. Ino being closest to Naruto noticed that he was giving off a lot of heat and his finger nails seemed to have elongated. Ino put a hand on Naruto's shoulder to calm him down and was surprised when it actually worked after Naruto took a deep breath. Asuma sighed. "Ok Naruto you have proven your point and I'm sorry if I insulted all your hard work I didn't mean it to be personal." He took a drag from his cigarette before he turned to their client. "We will take out the bandits after were done with our meal." He said and Naruto smiled. "and if anything goes south than we can blame Naruto." Asuma said as Naruto pouted and the rest of team ten laughed at Naruto's expense.

Once team ten and Naruto finished eating they walked outside the restaurant "Alright Naruto I want you to go tell Jiraiya were you are going to be, also ask him if he is willing to help at all, that would put me at ease. Either way meet us at the gate in half an hour." He ordered and Naruto nodded and sped off.

Naruto headed for the hotel and quickly scribbled down a note. And gave it to the girl at the front desk "Can you give this to an old man with really long white hair and a red vest when he checks in?" He asked and she nodded. "Thank you" He left her with a few bills as thanks and he waited the rest of the 30 minutes in hiding, hoping not to run into Jiraiya or team ten till the time was up. Once he was done waiting he went to the gate and team ten greeted him. "Sorry to say but erosennin couldn't join us, he said he had some Sennin level research to do." He lied. "But he did say it was smart to get some more experience under my belt." He lied again with a smile.

Asuma nodded. "Alright then but I don't want any of you to try and take on Akazi by yourselves, either wait for me or take him on together and no matter what you need to stick together got it?" He asked and they all nodded. "good now lets get going." He said and they jumped off towards the bandit camp.

Akazi's bandit camp

Hidan and Kakuzu were outside the bandit camp. "C'mon Kakuzu why don't we just go in and slaughter everyone?" Hidan asked with discontentment.

Kakuzu turned to his partner, "because you fool if we attack head on, Izaki might recognize us as akatsuki and will try to run away and take the 3 tails with him, and for that reason were going to hit the back of the camp where he is holding up so he doesn't have a chance to run." he explained very irritated "And seeing how you need to stay away from him, leave him to me while you secure the baby and kill the rest of Izaki's men got it?" Kakuzu asked.

"Yaya don't have to be a little bitch about it lets just get started." Hidan said as they moved in.

Hotel in Murasawa

Jiraiya walked into the hotel drunk with two women on his arms. "Hey there I need a room for the night." He said with a laugh.

The girl at the counter rolled her eyes and remembered the cute looking boy from earlier "Of course, also a young blond boy told me to give this to you if you came in." She said as she handed him the note which he quickly opened.

"Dear erosennin, I decided to take your advice and try and go out with a girl, I found a nice and cute blond one and I'm taking her to eat and hopefully dancing I don't know when I'll be back just know I might came back with company.

signed the next Hokage Naruto Uzumaki

Jiraiya read the letter with pride and let loose a stream of tears. "YES I finally have a student that might follow in my footsteps Kami knows Minato never did." He pockets the note and turned to the ladies. "Well ladies I think we need to celebrate my apprentice becoming a man." He growls lecherously and he takes his room key then leads them to the room.

A mile away from Akazi's camp

Naruto suddenly shivered. "Naruto whats wrong?" Ino asks.

"I don't know but I just got a feeling my name was defiled or something." He said with a disgusted look.

Asuma stopped the team outside the bandit camp. "Alright were here, I'm going to scout them out, wait here." He said and then disappeared He reappeared a few minutes later. "Alright almost all of them are normal bandits but around 3 of them seem to have genin to Chunnin level chakra and another has jounin level that's probably Akazi so your going to split into 2 teams one assault one support on each, Shikamaru and Chouji on team one, Naruto and Ino on team 2" They all nod "Alright here is the plan, me and team 1 will hit the north gate in the front, we will then split up, from there I'll go to the eastern half to fight the jounin, and you will go to the western half. Team 2 will go in from the south western wall when their all distracted, I want you two to go to the main building, clearing any enemies you find along the way, and see if you can find any hostages if you do than your mission is too protect them in anyway possible, if things get too out of hand then get them and flee understand?" He asked and team 2 nods. "Good, now team 1 if you clear out the western half of the camp I want you to go to team 2's location and assist them in any way possible, team 2 once you get any and all hostages out safely rendezvous with team 1 join together and take out any stragglers that may be left understood?" He asked and they all nodded. "Ok team 2 go get into position wait for us to make enough of a commotion then proceed, lets go." He said and they split up, Asuma and team 1 went a little ways outside the gate. "Ok let me go in first and take down the initial wave, after about 1 minute I want you to charge in as well, I will then use a large explosive note to alert the camp and give Ino and Naruto their chance." the nod in understanding "Alright good luck you two and don't die." He took a deep breath, pulled out his trench knives and charged, he quickly beheaded the first two guards and another guard raised the alarm and then charged the jounin, he was dispatched with a fast fire jutsu and Asuma continued to cut his way though their forces, he soon saw Chouji and Shikamaru enter the fight Chouji was using his expansion techniques to knock them unconscious, while Shikamaru was paralyzing them with his shadows and taking them out with ranged weapons. Asuma soon pulled out a large explosive note and attached it to the ground nearby a bunch of empty tents and let it explode the sound of the blast was definitely loud enough for the whole camp to hear, so he hope he bought team 2 enough of a distraction. He stopped this thought when he heard a loud explosion come from the back of the camp at the main building where team 2 was supposed to go. "I have a bad feeling about all this." He said out loud.

"As you should." A man said as he stepped in front of the jounin.

Asuma recognized the man as the jounin level chakra source. "So the mighty Akazi came to see me personally, I guess I should be honored." Asuma taunted.

the man laughed. "Sorry to disappoint but I'm not akazi-sama, I am Hiyate and I am Akazi-sama's right hand man." He said with a grin.

Asuma began to panic "crap if this guy was the jounin level chakra source than where was Ikazi?" He thought as he charged the man. "It doesn't matter who you are I'm going to finish you anyway." He said as he launched a wave of fire at Hiyate.

Hiyate smiled. "Just try not to die too quickly, leaf trash." He taunted with a smirk

4 minutes before

Hidan and Kakuzu had cut down the few guards at the back of the camp without alerting the whole camp, and soon found Akazi personal quarters and they walked in, as soon as they opened the door Ikazi launched several weapons towards them, which they expertly dodged. "And who might you two be?" He asked with a grin. "Bounty hunters that have come for my head?" He asked his smile never faltering.

Hidan laughed "In a way I guess we kind of are bounty hunters, but that's not the only reason were here see not only are we here for the prize on you head, but were also here for the 3 tailed brat as well, so why don't you tell us where she is and we might let you die painlessly." Hidan said with a sick grin

Akazi grin faded. "wait how could you two possibly know about her?" he asked with a little fear.

Kakuzu answered "our organization has taken an interest in the demon containers that is all dead men need to know." he said In a cold voice.

Akazi was now sweating. "oh Kami...black and red cloaks your the akatsuki arnt you?" he asked and they smiled "sweet Kami I am screwed I have only heard rumors about the group their all s rank criminals if its true than I have no chance against both of them." he thought. "Shit if you want her than take her shes in the basement below the building juts please don't kill me." He begged

Kakuzu growled. "I hate cowards and besides our mission was for your head and to get the child, so I don't care how much you beg you are going to die." He said as he got into his stance, but before anyone could do anything the building shook and they heard a huge blast come from outside. That was all the distraction Akazi needed, he activated a switch and several explosive seals went off as he surrounded himself with metal, the explosion blew up the entire top half of the building. After the explosion he didn't stick around, and he jumped out of the wreckage and ran a fast as he could away from the S ranked criminals. Kakuzu and Hidan pushed the wreckage off of themselves. "Grrrr dammit Hidan go retrieve the 3 tails then kill everyone, I don't care how. I'm going after Ikazi" He said and jumped after the metal user.

Hidan smiled. "Huh not like Kakuzu to get all worked up, I guess he hates to be out smarted, cant wait to give this report ha." He said with a chuckle as he made his way to the basement.

With Ino and Naruto at the start of the attack

They saw Asuma and team 1 begin their assault and they got themselves ready, soon they heard Asuma's explosive note and they sprang into action, they stopped in their tracks when they heard a second explosion and saw half of the main building explode. "Shit we need to hurry and get anyone in there out c'mon." Naruto said and Ino followed him towards the ruined building, they were surprised that there wan no guards inside or outside the building but they weren't complaining. They stopped in their search of the building when they found a flight of stairs that led into a basement. They nodded to each-other and went downward. They hid on the walls and looked into the only door, What they found was a a large dank cavern like room with several weapon racks and scrolls everywhere, it seemed to be the storage area for everything the bandits stole, it also contained a crib in the back and in the middle of the large room two man were talking. One looked like a ninja if his battle garb and weapons were anything to go by, while the second was a man with silver hair and wielding a triple bladed scythe he was wearing a ripped and singed black and red cloak. Naruto looked scared as hell and the men began to speak. "Alright give me the 3 tailed baby and I'll make your death quick." The silver haired man said.

The other man scoffed not a chance Akazi-sama entrusted me with the demon, so there is no chance your getting her." He said.

"Well that's fine too, but just know your death is going to be quite painful now." He said with a laugh.

Naruto took a deep breath and turned to Ino. "Ino listen and don't argue with me. Do not I repeat do not approach the man with the scythe, he is way out of our league, he will kill us in an instant and whatever you do don't let him cut you, he will use a ritual with your blood to kill you got it?" He said and she nodded while looking terrified. "Ok here's the plan, I'm going to use the henge to turn into a small rat, and once I do I'm going to wait for my chance and grab the baby once I do I'll fill the room with shadow clones and try to escape, while I do that can you rig the hallway with explosives that will go off once were out of the room?" She nodded and started taking seals out. "Good wish me luck" He said as he henge'd into a rat and scurried to the end of the room.

It didn't take long for Hidan to chop the mans legs off, because the ninja had decided to charge him head on. Hidan sighed "If only you tried to take me on from a distance I might have had a little more fun with you dumb ass, ahh well my ritual awaits." He said and turned black and white ready to sacrifice the man to his god. When he suddenly heard footsteps, looking back he saw that the crib was now empty, looking to the entrance he saw a blond kid wearing an orange jumpsuit trying to sneak away, Hidan couldn't help but laugh. "And where do you think you are going with that?" He asked in a innocent tone.

Naruto froze and chuckled. "Well she needed a diaper change and 'Kage bunshin no jutsu' (shadow clone technique). He yelled and about fifty Naruto's poofed into existence and they all charged Hidan who killed 10 of them in one swing while Naruto made a break for the exit.

Hidan was pissed. "Shit fucker I cant believe you know this jutsu, lucky fucking bastard." He said as he started carving through each of them until the room was empty. He then charged towards the exit and was halfway down the hallway when he heard a hissing noise and he saw that several dozen explosive notes were about to blow. "YOU MOTHERFU-" BOOOOOOOOOOOM.

On the first floor of the building Naruto gave the baby to Ino. "Ino I know that didn't stop him, here take the girl and get to the others I'll try to lead him away." He said.

Ino shook her head. "Naruto I saw what he did to that man I cant-" she was interrupted by Naruto's glare as his comforting blue eyes changed red and rage filled for a moment.

"Ino I'm not going to ask you again get the hell out of here and get your team away now, I wont have your deaths on my hands. NOW GO!" he yelled and Ino nodded and ran.

Ino looked back towards the building as she ran towards team 1 "Naruto I was wrong about you everyone was. Your not the demon my parents call you, your not the dobe that couldn't protect anyone, for what its worth Naruto...I'm sorry." She thought with tears going down her face thinking back to all the times she made fun of him or never stood up for him when he was mistreated "Don't you dare die for me...I'm not worth it." She said while cradling the baby in her arms.

Naruto saw her speed off and he sighed. "Whew at least shes, safe now I need to-" Naruto was cut off by the sound of rubble moving behind him. He summoned several clones and got ready for combat.

Hidan came out of the rubble with his cloak now completely gone and he was absolutely livid. "You." he growled out. "YOU FUCKING DICKLESS SON OF A BITCH, IM GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE YOU..." He paused as he took the boys appearance in" YOU OH FOR FUCKS SAKE I KNOW YOU, YOUR THE GOD DAMN NINE TAILED BRAT, HA LEADER SAMA IS GOING TO HAIL ME AS A KING WHEN I BRING YOU AND THE LITTLE BITCH TO HIM." Hidan yelled. And the clones charged him with kunai. "HA IS THIS ALL YOU CAN DO PIGFUCKER?" He yelled as he swiped them in bunches.

Naruto kept on spamming his clones and had them charge while he was retreating away from the camp hoping to lead Hidan away from his friends. "Alright I cant get near him, one cut and I'm done, so as long as I keep sending my clones he wont be able to reach me, I just need to make sure I do this better than I did with Neji" He thought grimly. "I guess that means the rasengan is out too, if I even try it he will rip me to shreds, Besides this guy seems to be immortal." He thought while Hidan shrugged off a kunai that landed in his skull. "And seeing how he just took a kunai to the head and it healed right back I'm starting to believe it." He sighed and continued to push out clones.

"CMON PIGFUCKER FACE ME LIKE A MAN NOT A FUCKING PUSSY." Hidan yelled as he threw his scythe in a wide arc killing at least 30 clones as he pulled it back by the rope on its end.

Naruto paled as he dodged a scythe throw and kept up with the clones. "Ok wow he can use that thing like a chain whip holy crap I'm screwed." He substituted himself with a clone just as he was almost stabbed. He had several clones transform into fuma shuriken to launch themselves at Hidan in hopes to catch him off guard and while it did, Hidan merely healed all wounds instantly. "ok so he still takes the damage its just that it heals right away." Naruto paled again "how the fuck am I supposed to kill this guy oh man I am screwed." He thought.

Hidan just continued his berserk rage. "SOONER OR LATER IM GOING TO GET THE REAL YOU BRAT AND IM GOING TO ENJOY DISSECTING YOU!" He yelled with an insane smile on his face. Only for it to disappear when a fuma shuriken was lucky enough to cut off his pinky finger on his left hand. "AHH YOU MOTHER FUCKER JUST FOR THAT IM GOING TO ASSRAPE YOU BEFOR I TURN YOU IN." Hidan yelled in rage.

Naruto turned green at the thought but noticed Hidan's finger wasn't growing back, all that happened was the wound sealed and it stopped bleeding "Wait if something gets cut off it doesn't grow back?" Naruto smiled. "finally some good news now I just need a way to get him in pieces...HOW THE HELL DO I DO THAT?" he mentally screamed. He was taken out of his thoughts when Hidan had finally caught up to the blond.

"HA GOTCHA BLONDIE." He said as he raised his scythe in the air.

Naruto had no chance to dodge and he couldn't substitute in time. "So this is how it ends?" he thought bitterly. As he closed his eyes ready for his death.

He noticed nothing happened and he opened his eyes and saw Hidan frozen but struggling. "WHY THE FUCK CANT I MOVE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?" Hidan screamed.

"Hey Naruto stop being troublesome and finish him already I cant hold him forever." Naruto heard behind Hidan and as he looked he saw Shikamaru and Ino who still had the baby in her arms, when he looked closer he saw that Shikamaru had Hidan in his shadow bind jutsu.

Naruto nodded and summoned 5 clones 2 on each side of Hidan and 1 with the original Naruto in the front, and together they charged 3 rasengans. Hidan laughed as he struggled. "YOU THINK THAT PUSSY TECHNIQUE CAN KILL ME? IM IMMORTAL BITCH." He spat.

The Naruto's all grinned. "You maybe be immortal, but lets see what happens when I BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF." Naruto yelled as he and his clones slammed the 3 rasengans at the immortals neck, effectively ripping it from the mans shoulders and his body fell with a thump to the ground. Naruto fell to the ground and the clones dispelled. "Whew I cant believe that worked, heh " He said as he rubbed the back of his head.

Naruto felt a huge pain on the top of his head as he looked up he saw tears streaming down Ino's face. "BAKA how could you force me to run away? how could you try to face an immortal S ranked criminal by yourself?" She yelled as Naruto shrunk. "Did you even think how everyone would feel if you died? Did you think how I would feel?" She yelled even louder as more tears came. "You bastard, I would feel like you sacrificed yourself just to save me, did you really want me to go back and tell everyone how you died to save a worthless nobody like me? Do you-" SLAP.

Ino was stunned as Naruto got up and slapped her across the face she looked at him with hurt in her eyes. He wrapped her in a hug. "Ino never ever say your a worthless nobody, you are far from worthless, your your a kunoichi of team ten, your the envy of girls everywhere, your the gossip queen of Konoha, and your best friends with Sakura Haruno and your one of my friends. That sounds like a somebody with a lot of worth to me." He said and she cried even harder.

Ino finished sobbing right when Chouji and and Asuma arrived. "Naruto I'm sorry for slapping you, its just I thought I lost you before I had a chance to apologize for how I treated you in the past, you didn't deserve it at all and for that I'm so sorry." She said after wiping her tears.

Naruto smiled at her. "There was nothing to forgive Ino, because if you where sincere enough to apologize then your already forgiven" He said and she smiled back at him.

Chouji and Asuma looked at Shikamaru very confused. The Chunnin sighed "Naruto told Ino to run from a fight with an S ranked criminal while he stalled the guy, so she ran and got me and came back, together me and Naruto killed him. His body and head are over there or at least whats left of the head." He explained as he saw the shredded head seemed to be healing but the body wasn't.

Once the head fully healed Hidan started yelling again " COCKFUCKING ASSHOLES IM GOING TO KILL YOUR ASSES." The head screamed.

Asuma walked up to the head. "Who are you and why were you here?" Asuma asked the head.

The head grinned. "THE NAME IS HIDAN BITCH, i was sent here to retrieve that brat the blond bitch is carrying, she carries the 3 tailed turtle demon." Hidan said as Ino looked shacked and looked down to the baby. "That's right bitch your holding a demon and she is juts like-" He was silenced as Naruto gagged him and wrapped his head with ninja wire. Team ten looked at him confused.

Naruto chuckled. "3 things, one these guys always travel in pairs so I want to get out of here before his partner arrives, two I'm sure Jiraiya wants to be there for the interrogation, and three he was really starting to annoy me." He said as team ten sweat dropped.

"Naruto is right, if he has a partner than we need to make ourselves scarce and fast, take anything on his body and lets move the bandits are dead and we need to get back." Asuma ordered and they all nodded.

Naruto gathered the mans scythe and his ring a left with the team. "Man when erosennin finds out about this I'm so screwed. Man I should have let this asshole kill me at least then I wouldn't have to put up with it for long." He said with tears in his eyes.

About 10 minutes later Kakuzu arrived at Hidans body while carrying the head of Akazi. "You fool how could you have let yourself get chopped up?" He searched Hidans body for clues and noticed that his akatsuki ring was missing. "Shit leader is going to have my ass for this." he said as he picked up Hidans body and headed for a nearby akatsuki base.

When he arrived he called out to the leader and the others with his ring. Soon several ghostly figures appeared. The leader of the group looked at Kakuzu "Kakuzu what happened to Hidan, and where is the 3 tails?" He demanded.

Kakuzu let out a sigh. "leader-sama allow me to explain, we had found Akazi in a base filled with hired thugs, so in order to get to him without giving him a chance to flee we moved in with stealth and cornered him, unfortunately he triggered several exploding tags in the room and used the explosion to escape so as per your orders I had Hidan stay behind to retrieve the 3 tailed baby while I gave chase to Akazi, when I finally caught up to him he tried to fight me and was even able to kill one of my hearts. But by the end he fell to me and now his heart is mine. After the fight I returned to the base to find it in ruins and everyone was dead, and after much searching I found Hidans body far outside the base his scythe was missing as was his ring and the baby was no where to be found, so I grabbed Hidans body and brought it here to receive more orders." He said as he bowed to the ground.

The leader was furious, not at Kakuzu he had done everything right. No he was furious with Hidan who not only failed his mission but actually lost a fight lost his head and lost his akatsuki ring. "Rise Kakuzu you did well, Hidan was the failure here. But all is not lost, because knowing most mortals whoever took his head will try to turn it in for his bounty and when they do, we will retrieve it and you will reattach it to his body, then we will find out who took the ring then retrieve that too. But for now we wait. I want each of you to continue gathering bounties and finding the locations of the other bijuu" they all nodded. "Good dismissed." He said and flashed out of existence

Kakuzu stood up and shook his head "This is becoming more trouble than its worth, at this rate this entire organization is going to go up in flames." He thought to himself as he sealed Hidans body. "Not to mention I have yet to make a single ryo from this gig, if things don't turn around soon then I might as well be rid of them all." He mused as he headed to turn in Ikazi's head for the bounty.

Team ten and Naruto

Team ten and Naruto were heading back to Murasawa at an even pace seeing how they were no longer in a hurry, and because Ino refused to rush off at high speeds that might scare the baby. Naruto looked over to Ino. "Hey Ino can I see the baby?" He asked

Ino smiled to Naruto "Of course Naruto your the one that saved her." She said and held the baby to him.

Naruto thank her and looked at the baby in his arms. She had dark red hair and deep pupil less blue eyes he also noticed that her ears were flat against her her head and seemed to be slightly pointy. "Must be her jinchuuriki trait like my whiskers." He figured he held her up high and she giggled. "Hey there kiddo how you doing?" He said as he spun her around and played with her.

Asuma smiled at the pair. "It's good to see that Naruto found someone like him, I just hope he doesn't get to angry when we have to take her back to Konoha and tell the council about her." Asuma thought.

Chouji turned to his sensei "Sensei?" He asked getting Asuma's attention. "What did Hidan mean when he said she was the 3 tailed turtle demon?" He asked a little scared.

Naruto saw the fear and before Asuma could answer Naruto spoke up. "Shes not the 3 tailed demon Chouji, she is just the jinchuuriki of it." Naruto said glumly.

Chouji tilted his head in confusion. "Jinchuuriki? Whats a jinchuuriki?" He asked.

Shikamaru sighed. "A jinchuuriki is a person that has a demon sealed inside of them, they themselves are not the demon merely its container, so the baby isn't the demon just the jailer, so relax Chouji." Shikamaru said before Chouji might accidentally say something that would set Naruto off. He had figured out awhile ago that Naruto was the holder of the Kyuubi and he was sure Shino knew as well, neither of them cared because as far as they were concerned Naruto was a hero for holding it back. But he respected Naruto's privacy enough not to tell anyone.

Naruto silently sent Shikamaru a thank you and continued to play with the giggling baby. Ino turned to her sensei "Sensei what is going to happen to her?" Ino Asked

Asuma sighed he was really hoping no one would ask that in front of Naruto. "More than likely once Naruto leaves we will take the baby back to Konoha, and announce she is a jinchuuriki to the Hokage and council, then have her placed into an orphanage where we hope she will be adopted." He said looking over to Naruto who had a dark look on his face.

Naruto was deep in thought. "No one will adopt, her no one will take care of her, they will just treat her like they did me, who am I kidding after they failed to kill me they will probably do worse to her, just to try and cut the demon population down to 1, and besides even I understand how much worse my life would have been if I was female. I cant let that happen to her. No I wont let that happen to her." He thought with conviction. "I doubt anyone will treat her fairly and I really doubt that anyone will adopt her so I guess that leaves me to do it huh?" He said with a smile as he continued to play with the baby.

Asuma shook his head. "Naruto your only 13 years old and not only that but you are supposed to be training with lord Jiraiya for the next 2 years or so there is no way for you to take her." He said and Naruto glared at him

"Do you have any idea how hard of a life she is going to have Asuma? Huh?" Naruto asked and Asuma stayed quiet. "I didn't think so." Naruto said darkly. "You may want to believe that our village is filled with nothing but good happy people that couldn't harm a child for what they contained, but your wrong, I have seen the worst the village has to offer and I sure as hell am not going to let her be exposed to it." He said as he held the baby close. "From this point on I will become this babies protector and father this I swear on my ninja way." He said with a voice that promised pain to all who would doubt him.

Shikamaru shook his head and grinned. "Well that settles that, after saying that, there is no way he is going cave in, sorry sensei but you lost this one too." He thought.

Ino looked at Naruto in confusion. "i know Naruto was mistreated for a long time but was it really that bad? I cant believe how much he is willing to do to protect her, than again he faced down an s rank immortal alone just so I wouldn't get hurt and I used to be one of the people that abused him but the question is why? Why would everyone treat him like that? Was it his parents where they a disgrace? No if that were true people wouldn't...call..him a demon...oh Kami" she thought as her eyes widened as she turned to look at Naruto and the baby. "he is just like her he's...a jinchuuriki. Is that why everyone calls him a demon? Just because he contains one? But..but that's idiotic anyone that has spent even the least amount of time with Naruto would know that hes not a rampaging monster he sweet kind, caring, loyal strong, cute, funny...wait did I just say cute? No bad Ino bad. Besides even if he forgave me enough to date me... he deserves better." she thought sadly.

Asuma sighed "Lets just go talk to Jiraiya and we will discuss it from there."

Naruto suddenly froze. "crap how the hell am I going to explain this to erosennin?" he wondered

Murasawa Naruto and Jiraiya's hotel.

YOU DID WHAT!

Jiraiya was absolutely livid after hearing what Naruto had done, he was currently looming over the blond boy who was on his knees while looking towards the ground, while team ten looked on, Ino was holding the baby. "so you mean to tell me that even though I told you not to go after the baby you ignored my orders and did it anyway?" He seethed and Naruto nodded. "And because of that you ended up facing an S class criminal that wanted you dead." Naruto nodded again. "And finally and by far the worst part of all you had the nerve TO TELL ME YOU WERE NOT ON A DATE WITH A HOT BLOND AND YOU LIED ABOUT IT?" Everyone face faults and Jiraiya starts to cry. "I WAS SO HAPPY, I THOUGHT THAT I FINALLY HAD AN APPRENTICE THAT WOULD FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS TO FINALLY BECOME A LADIES MAN! Not like mister marry the first person I kiss Minato" He said bitterly

Ino decided to get a shot in at her friend. "Well you better hope not I mean Naruto's first kiss was Sasuke uchiha." She said with a grin as Naruto looked to her horrified and Ino smiled at him.

Jiraiya looked soulless "It all makes seance now, why the only girl you ever had an interest in was the flat chested pink haired girl." Ino giggle a little at that. "Why you have an obsession with the uchiha brat." He mumbled.

"I DONT HAVE AN OBSESSION!" Naruto yelled.

Jiraiya continued as if he didn't here Naruto. "So this is why you want to bring him back so bad, it has nothing to do with Sakura at all, you want him all to yourself." He said as he knelt down and started to scratch the ground with is fingernail.

Asuma, Shikamaru, and Chouji all shook their heads. Ino on the other hand had actually fallen to the ground laughing and Shikamaru had to take the baby.

Naruto could only do one thing at a time like this.

"IM NOT GAY!"

to be continued

authors note

hey yall just a few notes I want to address before I get comments first of all yes I know hidan is an s class ninja for a reason but I still think that if nartuo knew hidans powers before hand Naruto would win. Also before anyone says he would have a way out of the shadow bind I would like to say that yes he is strong nothing he has seems to make him super strong and yes ninja can power out of the shadow jutsu like tayuya did she had herself in her level 2 curse mark form which gave her extreme strength hidan had nothing like that.

Also I gotta ask you guys is starting a relationship with shizune and tsunade a bit much or do you think it is a fun idea? It wont be the main couple and they will only have a few moments but I want to hear your guys honest opinion about it so please comment on it.

Well I guess that's it I hope you enjoyed my new story I enjoyed writing it. Now if you will excuse me I have 2 chapters of the new team seven to finish

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