Hey guys. Sorry for the late update. I got busy. So I was inspired by The First Clam's Unladylike Wife by SecretBook so check it out. Enjoy.

OMAKE

It was a normal day for Tsuna and Enma in the Vongola mansion. During breakfast, dishes flew everywhere and there was a lot of yelling. Giotto as usual sighed as he thought of the repairs that made his mountain of paperwork.

"Oi! Pineapple head. I'll arrest you to death." Alaude said as he made his way to him after the Pineapple head made him spill his daily coffee.

"Nufufufu. Try to catch me oh so mighty skylark." The Pineapple Melon head said before he disappeared in the mist.

The skylark growled and walked out of the busy room to find its prey.

"Yare Yare. Bow down to the great Lampo-ore." The green haired kid was talking to himself.

Another dish hit the wall and made Tsuna and Enma cowered behind their seats.

"OI! DON'T THROW THAT DISH SO CLOSE TO PRIMO!" The ever so trusty right hand man yelled at the pineapple head who came back.

He ignored him and went back to throwing dishes at the wall for no reason. G got pissed and got out his bombs. He throw one at the melon head and there was a loud boom in the room. ( hey that rhymes :D )

"Guys..." Giotto sighed putting his head on his palm.

"PRIMO I'M SO SORRY! THE SADISTIC FREAK MADE ME DO IT!" G yelled once again.

But before Tsuna and Enma could hear more, Asari took them both outside after he noticed the frightened children.

They were both glad to be out of there.

Asari took them to the stables where all the horses were kept.

Now to explain this next part, Tsuna and Enma did not get that much sleep that night before due to the scariness of the Pineapple head. They were delirious at this time so they might saw something else and it when something like this.

Asari was teaching them how to ride a horse even thought they were five in this time period.

Once Asari was on the horse it kinda like the way that the Gangnam people danced. Then the song was on both of their minds.

Asari style rang in their heads

Somehow Asari got off the horse with out the two knowing and started to sing and dance the horse style with his 2 swords.

Both Tsuna and Enma wanted to move but they were planted to the ground.

Knuckle style

Then out of nowhere the former boxer also started dancing with Asari and he blew them kisses.

G style

"What it this?" G said while ripping of his clothes showing his muscles.

"OHH~ SEXY LADY~." He yelled joining the two.

The two children couldn't believe it. The right hand man. The manliest of man. The serious of serious was dancing and singing.

Lampo style

"Eh? You are doing this without me?" Lampo whined as he too joined the growing crowd of the Gangnam Style.

He blew kisses like Lussuria would and winked at the two boys who were frozen in place.

Daemon Style

"Nufufufu~. This will be fun." The pineapple head somehow got here too.

He started to do some jumps and fangirling over everything he sees.

Alaude style

"I'll arrest you to death for crowding." The skylark threatened the two very shocked boys.

Somehow Alaude joined the growing crowd. He wa-s-s...

Oh hell no. Tsuna and Enma didn't not see him dancing Gangnam style an-and

WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!

Now to understand this situation imagine Alaude, the most blood thirsty guy and the most antisocial, doing the dance.

No no no. This doesn't even describes it.

Imagine HIM. DOING. THE. DANCE. WITH. A. EMOTIONLESS. FACE.

Now imagine that over and over again until you are on the brink of death.

Weird right?

The children thought so too.

Giotto style

"STRAWBERRY CAKE!" He yelled out joining with a cake in one hand and a basket in the other. Why he had that no one knows.

Now the song somehow got out of their heads and into real life on a radio that is weirdly nearby.

Soon after everyone did there own thing. Giotto was blowing kisses along with Daemon. Knuckle ripped off his shirt like G and started cheering. G somehow got on a horse while standing on it doing the horse dance like Asari but Asari was waving his sword around like a madman. Lampo also was doing the Gangnam style and turned it into a 3 man dance. He was also yelling out OH~ SEXY LADY~ with G. Now Alaude also turned the Gangnam dance into a 4 man dance. He was doing it with his oh so sexy emotionless face. Everyone was winking at one point.

On the radio the music paused as everyone stopped like it knew what was going to happen.

"OHH~ SEXY LADY. OP-OP-OP-OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!" Everyone yelled while winking and the cake Giotto had.

Yeah he threw it at them hitting Tsuna and Enma straight on their face. They both wiped off the cake to see Giotto in a manly and heroic mode. Deamon with his pineapple and pedo mode. Asari with his swords holding them both above his head. G in his serious mode. Lampo in a pointing STRAIGHT at the "crowd" mode. Knuckle in his all glory sparkly mode. And finally Alaude in his I'll arrest you to death which is similar to Hibari I'll bite you to death mode with a poker face mode.

And then the music turned back on.

"OP-OP-OP-OPPA VONGOLA STYLE!" They all yelled and ended in the faced down position.

"..." Wasn't even enough to describe this random occurrence.

In fact ten million of "..." still would describe this.

Both Tsuna's and Enma's face were getting paler and paler.

"Are you ok?" Giotto asked noticing the color fading away from their face.

"..."

Soon after they started laughing like hell. Everyone was staring at them like this O.O. Well except for Alaude. He's too cool to stare.

-5 minutes later-

"Ahahah I-I ca-an't. Ahaha."

-10 minutes later-

"Ahahah I s-sti-ill c-can't..."

-20 minutes later-

"I'm g-go-ing t-to d-die."

-30 minutes later-

"Oh my god that was so funny. Right Enma?"

Enma nodded his head in agreement. By now everyone thought they were crazy and left. They soon fell asleep happily and Giotto carried them back to the cozy mansion.

So yeah. I failed at this. Review if you want.