Avengers and Social Networking Chapter 27

Tumblr Part 3

This chapter was posted a little while ago, but it had a problem with coding being written in as well which I have fixed. Sorry for the inconvenience. I haven't been active on many social networks as of late, but one I have stayed consistent with is Tumblr. So as a way to get back into the story, I created a Tumblr Part 3. I also received a suggestion from a loyal reader so expect a few new social networks in future chapters.

Also, I am aware that some of you would like to see new characters added to the story, especially those from the Age of Ultron film. But since the movie hasn't been out for very long and a few of you may have not seen it yet, I'd rather not be responsible for any spoilers. So as a warning, this chapter does contain a bit of Scarlet Witch near the end, but don't expect any other Age of Ultron characters until next chapter, just to give those of you who haven't seen it a bit more time.

Loki logged into his Tumblr account after a month long absence due to an increase in anon hate.

Loki posted a status to his blog: I suppose I will give this mortal hellhole another try. Feel free to send me any questions you may have to my ask box. Tags: pathetic mortals, I'm back peasants, kneel

Loki received several asks:

Anonymous Anon: Is it true you shagged a horse? Damn, your thirst is real.

Anonymous Anon: Ugh, aren't you like too old for this site? Get lost pervert.

Anonymous Anon: Your wife's hot. But like, not in an attractive way. Catch my drift?

Anonymous Anon: God, you're like the worst Loki role player I've ever seen. Get a life loser.

Anonymous Anon: Team Thor.

Loki posted a new text status: SHOW YOUR IDENTITIES YOU ANONYMOUS PEASANTS!

Thor received a message:

Anonymous:
I found your IP address, so you better send me your bank information because if you don't I will find you. Trust me you don't want to mess with me and my squad. You have 24 hours.

Thor replied to this message: you mortals and your silly jesters! Your role playing skills are quite good! I give you three pats on the back.

Anonymous: No you idiot! You don't understand! You don't wanna mess with me! I got references, I got people that can make your life hell! So send me your info before I shut you down.

Thor: Oh you are hilarious! I suppose I will play along, I was told to interact with my fellow earth walkers. Why do you need this money?

Anonymous: That's none of your business!

Thor: You aren't playing along very well.

Anonymous: Fine, my mom won't buy me anymore Steam cards and me and my squad have to play CounterStrike.

Thor: This is the worst role play I've ever participated in!

Bruce made a text post: In this new age society, its time we made each other all feel a little better. Below I have inserted a quote that meant a lot to me as a boy. In my life I've met several people who made my life a living hell, and when you really stop to think about it, are any of us really better? Let's get this post moving.

Notes: 2

Tony made a text post: I burned my waffle, but when all was said and done, he went out flaming

Notes: 200,347

Clint made a post: I've come to the realization that half the people I follow are just really angry teenagers. You guys need to talk?

-he includes a photo of a McDonalds cup reading the words "Time to Chill"

Natasha reblogged this: haha, you messed up.

Clint checks his ask to find 125 messages and screenshots a few.

Clint made a post including the screenshots: Clint: You're right, I did mess up

Anonymous: You insensitive hussy!

Anonymous: DAmmIt u jst insUlteD Like my entIRe fanBase you SOB youre gonna regreT THe day u were BorN

Bruce made a text post: you know, I'm not really into boy bands but 5SOS has really captured me.

Several terrifying messages later...

Bruce: THEY AREN'T A BOY BAND! THEY AREN'T A BOYBAND!

Loki made a text post: Ah summer, my most hated Midgardian season

Tony reblogged this: did somebody say HALLOWEEN?

Steve reblogged this: Its JULY

Wanda made a text post on her blog: So I'm pretty new to this, but would any of you mind enlightening me on what exactly goes on around here?

Tony reblogged this: Well here's the basics:
*Loki used to mate with horses. It's kind of a running gag
*Steve for some reason is a marriage councillor because I guess super soldier wasn't good enough for somebody
*Loki has anger issues, make sure to expose his insecurities
*I'm starting to think we all have an addiction to social networking and quite honestly I'm pretty sure we're supposed to be saving the world
*For somer reason we like to take two month breaks from social networking.

Wanda: I regret my decision to join you

Loki: Well its too late now! By the way, I am quite the sorcerer myself, if we were to call it that. Perhaps we could practice together some time?

Sigyn: You barbaric scumbag!

Wanda: Sorry, but I'm not really interested in sharing my men with a horse.

Tony: She learns so fast!

Loki: I may have a heart of ice but I have feelings as well! I'm done with this stupid networking! I'll see you all in Ragnarok!

Natasha: Ehh, he'll be back. He always comes back.