Disclamer: I don't have anything! All of it! From Sasunaru to the ending of Naruto series!

A.N.: I just want to say happy birthday to our beloved-hated Uchiha Sasuke. Sorry if it's super short! Un-betaed.

Warnings: cussing, mention on boyxboy relationship

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, SASUKE!

Dear Sasuke-Teme,

Yeah, yeah, bastard, stop glaring!. I do realized that you'll be angry when you read the content of this letter so to avoid your silly Uchiha wrath, I'll say what I wanna say first, 'ttebayo!

I just wanna say... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

Truly wish you all the best for that holy bastardness of yours, hopefully the duck-butt hairstyle will last until the end of your time and I'll definitely get the chance to pound your ass before Christmas, 'ttebayo! (stop shaking your head, bastard, you know I WILL get the chance!)

Now, for the, ah, news. Well, as the Shinobi united nation representative from Konoha, I should attend the annual meeting in Sunagakure with the other Kages, so…. when you get hold of this letter, I've already there for the conference.

I'll stay at Garaa's place for a week and be back next week. I really am sorry that you can't spend your birthday with my awesomeness this year but bear it!

Just don't do anything stupid like trying to maim Sai or Sakura-chan, burn Kakashi-sensei Icha-icha series (even IF Iruka-sensei approve it), destroy my ramen stash in the kitchen cupboard, hunt down my secret stash of cocholate and throw it or... demolished Ichiraku! I'll forbid you to sleep in the master bedroom for months, teme, months! (Say hello to Mr. Hard-Bitch-Couch).

I know you can do it, with those long years of your renegade period in our teenager era. Yap, you definitely capable to bear it!

I didn't forget your present buuuuuuuuuttttttt... To make it more memorable, I put your present somewhere in Konoha so have a good time for treasure hunting! Several people will help you to get the clue!

Have a great born day celebration, Sasuke-teme, dattebayo!

Super big hug with big grin,

Konohagakure no Sato future Hokage,

Uzumaki Naruto!

P.S: I think you should avoid Kiba for a moment, he got this cool prank for your birthday this year!

P.S.S.: I love you.