Sorry about the delay..but the final part is finally up :). I would love to know what you think of the story so please read and review.

Warning: There's some profanity in this part.

Fury pinches his nose in an attempt to stave off a headache. "All of them?"

"Yes, sir." Coulson responded with a straight face, but Fury could see the amused twinkle in his eye.

"We are talking about the same team here? The team that took down Loki's army? The same team that has successfully protected the earth against twenty six major threats in the last three months?"

"Yes, Sir."

"And all of them are scared?"

"To be fair, Sir, I think Dr. Banner is quite unafraid of the creatures, but he assures me that the other guy is terrified of them."

"Barton? Romanov? They are trained agents, for God's sake"

"You have read Barton's file, Sir. After the debacle at Juneau, I'd be more surprised if he wasn't afraid of them."

"Oh, that's right, I had forgotten about that."

"And Agent Romanov is allergic."

Fury knows he has done some questionable things in his life and can't help wondering if this is Karma's way of paying him back. He tries again, somewhat desperately, "Thor? Stark?"

"Thor told me that as a king, he has learnt not to engage in battles that will end in a certain defeat. He also told me that countless rulers have lost everything trying to battle these vicious creatures in Asgard. Stark just climbed under the dining table and refused to come out."

"Captain America! There's no way he backs down from a fight."

"He says that as a leader, he has to act in the best interests of the emotional welfare of his team."

"For fuck's sake!"

"Yes, sir."

"Rabbits!"

"Yes, sir."

"The world's greatest heroes, our only hope against all the dangers from all the dimensions out there are afraid of a bunch of giant blue rabbits! What on earth are we supposed to do now?"

"Our initial analysis of the creatures seems to show little to no destructive tendencies, and they seem to be easily distracted by shining items. I would suggest we leave the avengers out of it and just herd them into an enclosure or something. I have a team ready to go."

"All right, Agent. Get to it."

Fury sighs and leans back in his chair. He really needs to look at alternative options to deal with future breaches of national security. He wonders if the team working on recreating the Teseract has had any luck.