Chapter 17: Worthy Opponents
Would ya look at that, a back-to-back update. Ah, just like old times.
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Marth: Sob. Cry.
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Roy: Sigh, what is it now Marth?
Marth: That, that monster took away my precious chocolate mousse!
Roy: Who? Actually scratch that, someone got away with your chocolate mousse and lived?!
Marth: She's no ordinary someone, that's for sure.
Roy: She? Ooohhhh I remember who did it now.
Marth: Yes, that abominable Trainer! I've never seen a person so anti-dessert! Why I outta…
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Wii Fit Trainer: Now now Marth, what did I say about getting worked up?
Marth: …To not to?
Wii Fit Trainer: And what did I say about rich desserts?
Marth: They aren't healthy and will ruin my complexion…
Wii Fit Trainer: That's right.
Marth: But!
Wii Fit Trainer: No buts! Now, I'm off to help Bowser with his posture problems. You better be out in the gym before I come back.
Marth: I know…
Wii Fit Trainer: That's a good young prince.
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Roy: …
Marth: Don't even ask.
Roy: /snicker
Marth: Not. A. Word.
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Roy: Huh, who'd a thought that anyone could withstand Marth's fury, let alone slap his wrist like a kid in the cookie jar. Miss Trainer just might be the new troll.
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Roy: Oh please no…
Waluigi: Wah? Someone is trying to take Waluigi's crown of trollery? Impossible!
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Roy: Aaaannnddd I'm gone.
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Crazy Hand: Your crown? May I remind you that I, Crazy Hand, am the only one worthy of all things trolling.
Waluigi: Oh please, Waluigi is clearly the best. Besides, you're nothing but a big hand.
Crazy Hand: What does that have to do with trolling?
Waluigi: Exactly! Waluigi just trolled you without you even realizing. Waluigi wins!
Crazy Hand: Ha! In your dreams! There's only one way to settle this.
Waluigi: But didn't we do that before?
Crazy Hand: Irrelevant. We never decided who won that last round, so this is a do-over.
Waluigi: Fine. First to name 100 memes becomes the one true troll!
Crazy Hand: Haha, prepare to lose! Hold on a second, my signal is falling. Wait!
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Waluigi: Waluigi's bars are almost gone. What's going on? Wahhh!
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Master Hand: Whew, crisis averted! Thanks you two.
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Mr. Game & Watch: No problem sir.
R.O.B.: We're happy to help.
Master Hand: Oh R.O.B., um, I hate to bring this up but…
R.O.B.: What?
Master Hand: Well, why is your username also your actual name?
R.O.B.: I…don't know. I wasn't feeling very creative.
Mr. Game & Watch: More like the author wasn't.
Master Hand: …
R.O.B.: …
Mr. Game & Watch: Huh, this is usually when the writer would show up for comic sans.
Master Hand: Yes well, I've got more things to do. Apparently Olimar needs a hand with something.
Mr. Game & Watch: -_-
R.O.B.: I think you shouldn't make jokes…
Master Hand: Why? I'm just trying to get down with the "it" crowd. You know, be hip and dig the jiggy dogs.
Mr. Game & Watch: Dude, just stop, please.
Master Hand: Bah, everyone says I'm a boring old stick in the mud, so I'm trying to liven things up a little.
Mr. Game & Watch: Trust me, I think everyone would prefer the boring stick in the mud you.
Master Hand: Phooey, you lot are never satisfied.
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R.O.B.: Poor guy.
Mr. Game & Watch: Ah he'll be fine. Hands tend to forget things quickly, or so I've heard.
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Mega Man: Hey there!
R.O.B.: You must be that new robot I've heard about.
Mega Man: Yep, that's me! :D
Mr. Game & Watch: So how does it feel to be at the mansion?
Mega Man: It's great! Things have been kinda barren in my life, so I'm really looking forward to this opportunity.
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Sonic: Oh it's you…
Mega Man: Hi Sonic!
Sonic: Save it bub, I know what you're up to. There ain't enough room here for two blue non-Nintendo characters.
Mega Man: Are you suggesting we have a fight?
Sonic: Duh, unless you're too chicken.
Mega Man: No of course not, I'd be glad to!
Sonic: Final Destination, no items. Be there.
Mega Man: Okay!
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Mr. Game & Watch: Well that happened…
R.O.B.: You have to admire that guy's enthusiasm.
Mr. Game & Watch: Sure, but we'll see how long that enthusiasm lasts in this madhouse…
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?: Hello worthless denizens of Smash Mansion.
Mr. Game & Watch: Oh look, the spambot is back.
?: Mock me while you can. My time will come, and when it does, you'll all be helpless to my power.
R.O.B.: Quite. Well I have no time for pleasantries. Goodbye, whoever you are.
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Mr. Game & Watch: So long weirdo; let me know when that time of yours comes.
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?: They may think I'm out for the count, but we'll see just who has the last laugh.
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I've made Mega Man so upbeat for an obvious reason. Those who know of his plight in Capcom's incompetent hands should get what I mean. And newcomers will appear at a rate of one per chapter, so I guess Villager will be next. Man he's gonna be hard to figure out…