Interpol

Hey guys sorry this isn't really a chapter but with my finals last week I haven't had anytime to write one, but please enjoy this song. And I'll get the next Chapter up as soon as I write it.

I don't own Hetalia or its characters or the Delicious Tomatoes song.

The Delicious Jalapeño

Song

(Alister)

("'ey, Bryan*! We sure got a hell of a lot of Jalapeño, dumbass!")

Wonderful! Jalapeño, Wonderful! Jalapeño

Wonderful Wonderful, ooh! Jalapeño!

Red on the bottom and green on the top, Jala- -Jala Jalapeño! Hmph!

There are Jalapeño in my salsa!

And Jalapeño on my taco!

My charming red treasure, how I love Jalapeño!

But

Watermelon and Strawberries* are heretical things!

My brother eats them and just gets more- more- and more macho!

What is an Idiot doing with Yankee cooking!

"'ey!"

Hot Tamale! Get out of there, God damn Horse!"

("I'll ride with you later!")

I'll give you another one! I'll give you a beautiful one!

Eat a delicious Jalapeño and come dance with me!

(Love!)

Wonderful! Jalapeño, Wonderful! Jalapeño

Wonderful Wonderful, ooh! Jalapeño!

See ya'll! Ah, Romano!

He's South Italy!

"Damn I'm bored! But this isn't close to over, hell!"

Wonderful! Jalapeño, Wonderful! Jalapeño

Wonderful Wonderful, ooh! Jalapeño!

Red on the top and green on the bottom, Jala- Jala- Jalapeño! Hmph!

Bryan brought some! He brought some from Mexico!

One of my state's best treasure, how I love Jalapeño!

But

This isn't just for reciting words of love

The whiskey in his hand is always twink- twink- and twinkling

And when I was an adorable kid back, I was push from a tree!

"AAAAAAAAAH!

God damn it! I'm always be shot at!"

("Damn, I hate wearing a bullet proof vest!")

Wonderful Jalapeño, Wonderful!

Jalapeño Wonderful Wonderful, ooh! Jalapeño!

The Gulf of Mexico too! O sole mio!

Hey, James Dean!

I may not be the best with words

And brother may have more common sense

And sometimes I may be as dumb as my horse

But I...! But I...! Damnittttt-!

Wonderful! Jalapeño, Wonderful! Jalapeño

Wonderful Wonderful, ooh! Jalapeño...

(Wonderful! Jalapeño, Wonderful! Jalapeño

Wonderful Wonderful, ooh! Jalapeño!)

Wonderful! Jalapeño, Wonderful! Jalapeño

Wonderful Wonderful, ooh! Jalapeño!

(Wonderful! Jalapeño, Wonderful! Jalapeño

Wonderful Wonderful, ooh! Jalapeño!)

One・Two・Three・Come!

I'll give you another one! I'll give you a beautiful one!

Eat a delicious Jalapeño and come dance with me!

(Love!)

Wonderful Jalapeño, Wonderful!

Jalapeño Wonderful Wonderful, ooh! Jalapeño!

See Ya'll! Ah, Romano!

He's South Italy!

~Hetalia~

Bryan*: Texas' Human name.

Watermelon and Strawberries*: State fruit of Oklahoma, Texans and Oklahomans don't get along.

I will be so happy if anyone sings this song and send me a link to it and if you put it on YouTube I will draw you a great pic of Alister to go along with the video.