Please note that this parody was sparked by my rather crazy friends and I wondering what exactly is pixie-dust made up of. I love Peter Pan and it is a HUGE part of my childhood. Thank you, and please review and don't flame.

Disclaimer: Peter Pan is written by James Matthew Barrie and is both a cartoon movie by Disney and a live-action film by ...some dude. But I have Jeremy Sumpter's autograph :3

Wendy: But how do we get to Neverland?

Peter: You're high of course!

Wendy: High?

Peter: It's easy! You think of a wonderful thought.

Kids: Any happy little thought?

Peter: Uh huh.

Wendy: Like boys with no shirts?

John: Shrooms that glow?

Peter: Watch me now, here I go! It's easier if you're high.

Wendy: He's high!

John: He's high!

Michael: Woohoo.

Peter: Now you try.

Wendy: I'll think of a vampire beau, and a sexy werewolf too.

John: I'll think I'm a mature adult.

Michael: I'll pretend that Wendy's not a slut!

Peter: Now everybody try! 1, 2, 3 (they jump off the bed)

Kids: WE ARE HIGH! (they fall)

Peter: This won't do, what's the matter with you? All it takes is faith and trust...oh! And something I forgot, drugs.

Kids: Drugs?

Peter: Yep! Fresh-off-the-black-market drugs! Now think of the happiest things, it's the same as having wings!

Wendy: Let's all try it. Just once more.

John: We're rising off the floor!

Michael: I'm queasy.

Peter: COME ON EVERYBODY, HERE WE GO! OFF TO NEVERLAND!

Singers: Think of a wonderful thought

Any merry little thought

Think of boys

Or think of clothes

Think of man-tights

Off you go!

Like reindeer in the sky!
Cause you're high, cause you're high, cause you're high!

Think of the craziest things

Does that small person have wings?

Take the path that moonbeams make

If the moon is still awake

You'll see him wink his eye

Then you'll know that you're high, oh so high!