Title: Bitch-off
Characters: Wally, Dick, M'gann and Artemis.
Pairings: NONE. Friendship because it breeds unicorns and rainbows in our hearts.
Summary: You'd think two normal pubescent boys would be complaining about the cheesy bordering-creepy romance in Twilight but no. Dick and Wally were no normal teenagers.
Notes: Done for the 30 Day Drabble Challenge; Day 10. Actually, I thought this was pretty funny. Yay me!
Prompt: Silver.
Disclaimer: Nope, characters not mine.

Robin glared at the tv screen and snarled, "Dude. What the hell? Werewolf, hands down."

Kid Flash beside him scoffed and gestured his empty hand towards the screen, "Are you kidding me? Anything silver and they're dead! Vampires all the way. They're almost immortal."

"Ch'yeah. Except for the fact that they burn in the sun," the Boy Wonder snorted.

The two teenagers didn't even look at each other, eyes glued to the screen in front of them and the popcorn bowl empty under the speedster's arms.

"Correction," the redhead held up a finger and wagged it, "They sparkle."

This time, Robin turned to his best friend briefly with an incredulous look. "Was that supposed to support your argument because I honestly think that shot it down the drain," he said as deadpan as he could.

Kid Flash only shrugged and didn't even so much as turn to his friend's direction. "Whatever. My point is," he waved to the screen again, "vampires live for hundreds of ages and they still look as young as they want."

"Young and ugly," the other boy sneered as he turned his attention back to the tv screem, "Pale, skinny and heavy eyebags does not spell babe-magnet, man. Tall, dark, buff and handsome define werewolves."

Meanwhile, as the two young superheroes continued their debate over werewolves and sparkling vampires, M'gann walked into the room. She looked around and headed straight for Artemis, who was watching the whole scene since the beginning from a fairly good distance behind the two.

"Um, what is that and why are those two arguing?" she asked, genuinely confused and worried as to why the two best friends were so heatedly and passionately arguing against each other. This was the first she'd seen of the two and, as much as in intrigued her, she was kind of worried.

Artemis shook her head in disappointment at the two and sighed. She looked at the boys on the couch, regretting how she forced them to watch Twilight that was playing right then, before she answered the martian.

"It's a Team Edward versus Team Jacob Bitch-Off."

A/N: Please kindly tell me what you thought about this because, honestly, I kind of really like this one. And I had to rush-write it because I was 45mins away from deadline. Hey, I don't wanna break my challenge streak! I'm already 1/3 through! Anyway, yes. As much as it pains me to write this, please review? I'll be honest and say, the lack of feedback I get from these drabbles are kinda getting me down. But I also know I'm just an amateur writer so :C