Author's Note: Hello, everyone! :3 I'm back, and this time the 2p!Nations are paying Steve a little visit. By the way, I will be referring to the 2p!Nations as their human names. Reviews, please! I thrive off of your comments!

Please Note: This will not follow the exact same plot as the original HetaOni. I plan on adding several plot twists of my own.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or HetaOni. (Pfft. I wish.)

Thank You!

It began as a normal World Conference.

Well, then again, it only was as normal (read: chaotic) as any other meeting the nations had ever held.

The mayhem was, as per usual, interrupted by Germany's commanding shout. He ordered that any speaker may only have the floor for eight minutes. No interruptions.

The first to raise a hand (although hesitantly) was none other than Japan.

"Germany recognizes his ally Japan!"

Japan nodded slightly before beginning.

"I...I am aware that we have put the mansion behind us, but...I have recently heard some new rumors about it."

At the very mansion of the accursed place, the room became silent. An uneasy tension hung in the air, and Italy shuddered, pale.

Even Germany looked wary.

"Go on."

"...Apparently, several people have gone missing in that area."

None dared to speak, listening as they became increasingly uneasy. Normally, Japan wouldn't have felt the need to bring this up, so what on Earth...?

"...And...again, this is only founded on rumors, but...from their descriptions, they look exactly like us."

The silence evaporated abruptly as all hell broke loose.

"Whaat? Dude, that's not possible!"

"Not necessarily, mon ami~"

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU IMPLYING, FROG?"

"I-I think-"

"Who are you?"

"...I'm Canada."

"Aiyah! This is strange, aru!"

"STRANGE THINGS ORIGINATED IN KOREA, DA-ZE!" (...And there goes South Korea's one cameo xD)

"Kesesese~ There's no way anyone could copy the awesome me!"

"Veh? I-I don't want to go back there...but we can't leave them..."

"It might be possible, da?"

"There's another Roma? How cute~!"

"Shut the hell up, tomato bastard!"

Germany's eye twitched, and Japan regretted even bringing it up.

"Vehehe, looks like we're here, after all!" Feliciano smirked, staring up at the mansion.

Gilbert shrunk back slightly. "...Do we have to...?" The blonde asked uneasily.

"We might as well. Alfred and the others will be doing the same, after all." Kiku frowned, crimson eyes narrowed.

Ludwig shuddered slightly, although he tried not to show it. This place is creepy...

All four were somewhat unsettled by how clean the interior was.

"...Feliciano." Kiku began, glaring at the Italian.

"Hm~? Yes, Kiku?" Feliciano mused, covering his nervousness with a mocking smirk.

"...I thought you said that this place was abandoned."

"I thought it was~" He whined, salmon eyes showing traces of malice at being argued with.

The group looked up, hearing something break, and instinctively drew their weapons.

"This had better not be another of your tricks." Kiku snarled, and the two glowered at one another.

"It's not. I swear on my Grandpa Rome's grave." Feliciano retorted.

Kiku begrudgingly made his way down the hallway to the kitchen.

After entering, he looked around cautiously and determined that he was the only living thing in the room. He soon spotted the shattered plate and picked up a shard carefully, pocketing it.

After examining the other door and finding it locked, he headed out to the main hall and scowled.

"Cowards...I knew Feliciano was lying..." He hissed through clenched teeth before attempting to open the front door.

"Locked...damn it."

He muttered, before turning to search the house.