John, babe. Sherlock tapped the end of John's nose to get his attention.

Oh, sorry, what is it? John looked over his bowl of popcorn. It had been belonging to both Sherlock and John, but Sherlock's appetite meant he didn't really want any and John's appetite meant he wanted all of it.

I'm going away for a week. Sherlock signed.

What? Why? Where?

Holiday. With Mycroft. We have a house is Spain. He wants to go away for a bit, thinks I'm "stressed" or something.

You have a house in Spain?

Well yeah, but –

A house. In Spain.

I'm going away for a week and all you care about is the house?

I want to go too. John joked, hide me in your suitcase.

Sherlock grinned, and shook his head, don't want you showing me up.

John pretended to be hurt, and threw a bit of popcorn at Sherlock. Sherlock smiled from ear to ear, grabbing a handful of popcorn, and throwing it at John.

In mere minutes, the two boys where attack each other, waging war against the other using popcorn as bullets and pillows as shields.

When the popcorn ran out, John tackled Sherlock, and the two boys rolled off the couch, landing on the floor, in hysterics.

Sherlock watched John silently laugh, studying him. Oh how he wanted to tell him where he was going. So much. But he knew he couldn't.

John noticed his boyfriend staring at him, you pedo.

Sherlock nodded, and rolled on top of the boy, popcorn sticking to both of them, and kissed him.

-A/N: I am a horrible, horrible, horrible person. Not updating in so long, and giving a small and frankly shit update.

Confession: I'm not that interested in anymore. I'm not uninterested in writing or writing fanfiction, it's just this website. I'm not that keen and it's partly was makes me not want to update as much.

So I've posted my first fanfiction of Archive Of Our Own, an Achievement Hunter one. My name is AmyNoodles if you want to check it out.

WARNING: This fic will end in two chapters.

QOTC: What do you think Sherlock is really going away to do?