Hey guys! I'm sorry I haven't posted in a while. I got really sick over the past few weeks and I was just dying. It wasn't a good place to be. But I'm back now and there's mostly no harm done. Except to my head. Damn migraines.

Well, on to the reviewers!

dani1014: Well, I'm glad I'm not dead. It's a good thing. Although I kinda feel it. Anyways, I know! He totally loves Kuromi, we just have to get him to admit it! And we all know that that will take for-freaking-ever.

Ash Sprite: Close. The answer is purple though, the reason is wrong.

Azura Soul Reaver: Yay! Fangirl moment!

DonCossak: Unfortunately not the right answer, but it was a good try. :)

Akara Suzuki:Well, welcome to the story! The whole moe thing happened to me too, I love wolves. And as for the quotev, I only recently discovered that i have one, and I still have no idea how to use it. So you most likely don't follow me, especially since it uses my real name and not Luna. So maybe, but I'm not going to just give out the name, since I don't trust the internet. No offense people. And yay! Someone who likes the same music as me! :)

Ok, and thank you to White chocolate cheesecake, Heather is a Hanyou Neko, and Supernatural Believer for following and favoriting! Let us continue with the story!

"Onna, give it back!" Hiei yelled as I ran off, his katana in my hand. He'd wacked me over the head with it. Mainly because I'd decided to tell him that he was a socially awkward penguin in need of human clothes. He didn't really appreciate that. So, he hit me. I snagged his sword and booked it.

He wasn't really trying to catch me. If he was, he'd have caught me, and I'd have been on the ground getting my hair pulled. He was like a 5th grade bully.

I was up in a tree, stretching in the air. I'd missed being up high. Hiei was on the ground, glaring up at me. He could've come up after me in a heartbeat. I wasn't sure why he hadn't. Probably because he knew I'd give back his sword eventually. And I had to come down for food sooner or later. Most likely sooner, knowing me.

I looked at the sword and sighed. Hiei needed his security blanket back. "Fine, Hiei. Come up here and I'll give it to you. I'm not gonna drop your baby." In a flash, he was next to me. I handed him the sword. "I'm not wrong, though. You need human clothes if you're going to follow me all the time. You can't look like an extra from an old Jackie Chan movie. Well, not outside of the temple. Here, feel free to look like you're a martial arts actor from the 80's."

"Hn. It's not like people see me." He tugged my hair.

I winced. "Owie! Unnecessary! And you don't know that! What if I need to go shopping or something by myself. You have to come with me so I'm not alone. We're going shopping tomorrow. I have to take Yusuke and Kazuma anyways, and Daddy already agreed to it. He's bringing his girlfriend so I can meet her. You have to come."

"Why should I?" he demanded.

"Because we can harass Yusuke and Kazuma, and I have cabin fever. Anyways, I want to see you wearing colors and skinny jeans." Yeah, I liked Hiei. He was my first crush. I wanted to see his butt in skinnies. Don't judge me!

Hiei looked at me, confused. "You mean those tight jeans you like to wear?"

"Yep. There are versions for guys. And they are a lot more comfortable than you'd think," I said with a huge Yusuke grin. Hiei just sighed. I took that as a signal that he was going. Mostly because I'd tie him up like a deer and strap him to the hood of my daddy's minivan.

I'll be honest, my dad should have a red sports car. You know, a midlife crisis car?

Oops, tangent. Moving on.

"KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM!" I yelled, cheering Keiko on in the domination of Yusuke. They were playing Super Smash Bros. I was betting on Keiko. Kazuma was cheering for Yusuke. I think.

"Come on Urameshi! Don't lose! We have our male pride!" Kazuma yelled.

Shizuru, Hiei and I scoffed. "No you don't," we all said in unison. Kazuma and Yusuke sputtered in anger. That gave Keiko the opening she need to kill Yusuke's sorry ass. I was so proud to be her "little sister."

Shizuru, Yukina and I cheered. Hiei smirked. Kazuma facepalmed. Yusuke started having a fit, swearing and saying that the game was rigged. He was such a baby. Sometimes I wondered what Keiko saw in him.

I stood. "Ok, I think that Kazuma and Yusuke need to go spar. Keiko needs to remember why she loves Yusuke, and we need to help get rid of Kazuma's man-card. We already confiscated Yusuke's."

"onna, we all know that the oaf will get his ass kicked. Do we really have to watch?"

Kazuma got pissed. He started yelling (mostly) empty threats as Yusuke pushed him outside. Hiei just rolled his eyes and beckoned my with his finger.

Kuromi attacked his face with her furry cuteness. I sat in my spot, leaning on Hiei's hip and closed my eyes.

Onna, are you really going to make me go shopping with you tomorrow? Hiei asked as he began to pet me. I was a little shocked. Hiei didn't really have a mental chat with me in a while.

Yes, I want to see you in human clothes. Deal. I mentally snapped. Just do it. For me? I gave him the puppy dog eyes. I knew he was powerless against it. Because let's face it, no one can stand up to the puppy dog eyes.

There was a long silence. Damn you onna.

Yay! I win!

The next day, I woke up on Hiei's bed. His arms were around me, like every morning. Kurama was cooking. I could smell the heavenly food. I climbed out of bed, waking Hiei up. He glared at me. I grinned. He tried to grab me and pull me back, stopping when my stomach growled. Apparently it didn't like to be prevented from getting food. Hiei rolled his eyes, climbing out of bed. He was wearing nothing but a pair of black sweats. The only human clothes he had. Good thing we were shopping.

We went into the kitchen, where into Kurama instantly brought me into a hug. "Good morning sweetie! Morning, Hiei. Are you two excited for shopping today?"

"Hn." Ever so chatty, Hiei.

"I am! I am so excited to meet your girlfriend! I don't know anything about her! And Hiei needs clothes," I said, hopping up on the counter. Kurama nodded.

"Yes, I agree. I have something he'll be wearing while we go. And Ame can't wait to meet you either, sweetie. Wear a band tee and she'll be yours." I grinned. That was totally doable. I ran to my room, straight to my closet.

I put on a black Rolling Stones tee, black skinnies and purple combats. Well, those go on after I leave the temple, but yeah. They were the comfiest shoes I had since my flats had been victims of over wear and turned into Kuromi's chew toys. That was an added reason to go shopping. I mean, come on, what girl doesn't love shoes? Be serious.

I put my hair into a high ponytail and put on a bit of eyeliner. My Nightmare Before Christmas gods, you are adorablemini backpack held all of my necessities. Aka, chocolate, Coke, and money.

Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke and Kazuma were waiting for me. I was a little stunned. Hiei was wearing jeans and a black long sleeve. It was amazing. We'd be fighting off girls with a stick. Why did I have to friends with such attractive guys? I mean, even Kazuma was built like Chuck Norris. What a way to make a girl feel bad.

Yusuke handed me my underused skateboard. It would make my life a lot easier. We all got into Kurama's minivan.

I still thought he should've had a red Maserati or something.

The entire way to the shopping district, I was bouncing in my seat like a bunny. I was so excited to meet Ame! Kurama had kept his mouth shut about her. It was obvious that he loved her and didn't want to say anything until he was certain. Which meant I might have been meeting my future mother. That was freaking awesome.

Everyone laughed (except Hiei) as I jumped out of the van the second we stopped. I looked around, wondering which girl was Ame. Kurama just rolled his eyes, smiling. We walked towards the center of the district. Well, Yusuke pushed me on my skateboard, because I was a little lazy. Well, a lot. But that's just irrelevant.

"She's meeting us by the fountain. You'll know when you see her." Daddy was grinning. He was so excited to show off his girlfriend.

There was a girl sitting on the side of the fountain. She had long straight black hair, dark blue eyes and pale skin. She wore a grey AC/DC tee, black skinnies and a black blazer with pushed up sleeves. A pair of sky blue hightops were on her feet, and she wore black hipster glasses. I figured she was the one.

Since she, y'know, glomped Daddy while yelling "Kurama!" Everyone suddenly started staring at the boys, whispering about how they looked. Mostly about Hiei and Daddy. I just sighed. People were weird.

The girl I assumed was Ame smiled at us all. "Hey guys! Kurama's told me a lot about you. Hiei, Yusuke, Kazuma and of course, Rhys. Nice to finally meet all of you."

"Wait, you know about demons?" Yusuke asked, confused.

"Sure. I'm a wolf demon. Grew up here though. I go to college for acting and design." She tunred her eyes to me. "Oh gods, you're adorable!" I was instantly attacked in a giant hug, cutting off my air supply. Hiei smirked at me, enjoying y discomfort at being hugged by a person I didn't really know. So she was a hugger. Ok, could be worse. At least she likes rock. "And you like music! Oh, you are so mine!"

"Wait, do you like Escape the Fate, Seether, Evanescence, Flyleaf, and the Black Veil Brides?" I demanded. That would pretty much make her my instant friend.

Ame just gave me a confused look. "Doesn't everybody?"

I stared at her before looking at Daddy. "Ok, we're going shopping for a ring today."
"Why?" He asked.

"Because if you don't marry her, I just might." Everyone burst out laughing, even though I was seriously considering it.

"Ok, put on these, this, this, this and this. GO." I pushed Hiei into a change room. He had an armful of clothes that really was bigger than him. I sat down on the chair outside of the room, sighing. I was exhausted. We'd already had to get Yusuke clothes for his anniversary with Keiko, and got Kazuma a suit. Which was a miracle in its own right. Hiei was the last one left, and that was going to be a very difficult task for me.

Everyone else was roaming around. Kurama was sitting with Ame outside the store. I held the credit card Koenma and Mukuro had set up with them. Meanwhile, I was forcing Hiei to try on human clothes.

He came out wearing a pair of black skinny jeans, a red tee that said "Pyromaniac" on it and a black leather jacket. I smiled, getting up to tug on the waistband of the pants and straighten the jacket. He looked sexy. I think I stopped breathing at first.

"They look good. Feel ok?" I asked, smiling.

He nodded. "They are not as bad as I thought he'd be." He tugged it a bit. I just grinned and shoved him back into the change room. He was so going to wear more human clothes.

Hiei was finishing up in the change room when someone tapped me on the shoulder. "Um, Saekata-san, is that you?"

I turned to see Takeshi smiling down at me in all his tall glory. Fuck my short life.

"Oh hey, Takeshi-kun. What brings you here?" I asked, smiling. More to the point, how the hell did he find me? He was my least favorite person, and I prided myself on trying to avoid him. Where the hell were Kazuma and Yusuke when I needed them. Takeshi shrugged.

"Clothes. Hey, where were you the last week of school? I mean, the teachers wouldn't tell us and we were worried." I shrugged.

"No big deal, just some family stuff. Nothing to worry about." Yeah, I was lying through my teeth, but he didn't need to know that. Who cared? Hiei came out of the dressing room.

"Onna, I'm done," He snapped, glaring at my stalker. "Who's this?"

"W-well, I'll see you later Saekata-san. Bye!" And he booked it faster than anyone I'd ever seen. Well, any human I'd ever seen.

Hiei turned his death glare to me. I sighed, explaining myself. "That was Takeshi. He's my stalker. He goes to school with me and Kazuma used to keep me far away from him." I shrugged, heading to the register.

As we left, he huffed. "Stay away from him onna. I don't trust him. There's something wrong I can't place."

"Yeah, I noticed. Don't worry, I try to stay far away. He's kind of creepy and I pride myself on the ability I have to book it when I see him."

He seemed content with that answer. Well, at least Hiei was happy. Meanwhile, I was a little creeped out. Takeshi was scary and I kind of like to run.

At least Hiei was happy. I mean, he was fucking scary when he was angry. I usually tried to book it. And then small children hide under large rocks.

And c'est la fin! Well, that went well. What's wrong with Takeshi? Why doesn't Hiei trust him? Who knows. YOu'll have to find out next time on "I'm SOrry, Hn Isn't a Word!"

Wow, that was over dramatic.

Anyways, you know what to do!

Bye guys!

~Luna