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Extra Chapter: Sora's Rambling Corner

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Sora: Hi, everyone! How are you? Thank you for coming to see me today. What? You didn't come here to see me? Then, who're you - *sigh* oh, never mind.

Anyway, as you may all know, "How I Met the Prince" just ended last chapter. Yeah, I know. It's really hard to let go since it was sort of like a break-through story for me. The support you've given to it was unbeatable -

Staff-san: *whispers urgently from the backstage* Sora, the stage is not yours to blabber on about your stupid story. The guests are waiting!

Sora: Huh? Oh, sorry. Just got carried away. *clears throat and turns to the audience* Okay, I gathered you guys, here today because I finally managed to snatch our lovely couple just before they completely vanish from the face of fanfiction.

Without further kinkery, please welcome, the Crown Prince and Crown Princess of Zelawien!

*fan girls extreme squealing*

Prince Takumi and Princess Misaki step up on stage hand-in-hand.

*more fan girls' screams*

Sora: Okay, okay! Settle down, girls. Geez, you can beat a hoard of bleating goats!

*turns to the couple and smiles*

Welcome to my rambling corner, Your Majesties. Do take a seat, please. My name is Sora, the creature solely responsible for your existence.

Takumi: *raises eyebrow* I thought it was Fujiwara Hiro-san?

Sora: *widens eyes* What? Who told you?!

Misaki: *points upward* The copyright.

Sora: Busted! *laughs*

Well, anyway, let's greet a happy viewing to Fujiwara Hiro-san! *waves at the camera* She always watch my rambling corner.

Takumi and Misaki: *stares* ...

Sora: What? It's the truth. She always watch it.

Takumi: *nods* Okay, believe what you want.

Misaki: *nudges Takumi* Don't say that! You're so mean. Let the girl have her dream.

Sora: *narrows eyes then pulls out cellphone* Hello? Yes, it's me, natsu_no_sora... I'm buying Lala Publishing... Good. The first thing I want you to do is to drop the story "Kaichou wa Maid-sama" and make sure no other publishing company will accept-

Takumi and Misaki: *frantically waves at the camera and speak in high-pitched voices* Good morning, Fujiwara-san! How are you? We know you're always watching this wonderful TV show! You told us the other day you want to meet the famous Sora-chan, right? She's really, really cool and awesome!

Sora: *grins evilly* That's better.

Staff-san: *whispers from the backstage* Sora, your job is to interview them, not blackmail them!

Sora: *hisses* They started it!

Staff-san: *hisses back* Just do what the script says, damn it!

Sora: *huffs* Fine.

Listen up, you two - gah! *shuts eyes tightly* Will you stop doing that? My show is rated as general patronage! Don't just go around smooching with each other!

*fan girls' squealing*

Misaki: *blushes* We're not smooching! He was just saying - oh, stop smirking!

Takumi: *smirks more*

Sora: God, you're giving me a heart attack. Keep your hands and lips to yourselves, please? For the sake of my viewers' innocent eyes, think you can do that? Thank you.

*takes deep breathe*

Let's begin properly.

Takumi: Fire away, Sora-chan.

Misaki: *mutters* Oh boy...

Sora: First of all, I would like ask: how are you today?

Takumi: I'm doing just fine. That is, until you kidnapped us here and forced us to do an interview with you.

Misaki: Shut up, Takumi. That's not a very nice thing to say.

Sora: *smirks mischievously* You do realize that I can sabotage a certain story with just a flick of my finger?

Takumi: *forces a smile* Oh, I am absolutely fine! And thank you for inviting us here today; it's our pleasure and honor to be on this stage with you.

Misaki: Yes, yes. Real pleasure.

Sora: *smiles icky sweet* Why, it's a pleasure to me, too. *glare daggers to the couple* Quit acting. Let's proceed.

This question is for you, Princess. How are you adapting to your new life in the castle as the future queen?

Misaki: It's really tough, you know...

Sora: *poker face* No, I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.

Misaki:*glowers*

Sora: *snickers* Sorry. Please continue.

Misaki: I'm going to put it this way: living in the castle as the future queen is like a situation where you want to pull your hair off and rip your own throat. That's how frustrating it is.

Sora: Does your husband help you?

Misaki: *rolls eyes* He's more like a massive distraction than a help.

*fan girls went "ooohhhh"*

Sora: *blinks then smirks* In what way does he keeps you distracted, Your Highness? Will you please elaborate that one?

Takumi: *eyes glint mischievously and smirks*

Misaki:*frowns* What?

*then blushes beet red* No! It's not that - I mean, he always poking around me while I'm studying. He keeps pulling pranks on me and - oh, never mind! You and your dirty minds! *huffs angrily*

Sora:So... I'm not going to ask Prince Takumi on how he's handling his future queen, right? Princess Misaki gave us a vague insight and I think it's cool enough. We're rated General Patronage, after all. *winks at the prince*

Let's proceed to more deep and meaningful talks.

You have been married for almost half a year now, is there an instance where you two had a fight?

Takumi: What kind of fight? *raise eyebrows suggestively*

Sora: Stow away that perverted mind of yours. I'm talking about serious situation.

Misaki: Well, you know how we are; a day cannot pass without me yelling to his face and him pissing the hell out of me.

Takumi: *smiles charmingly*

Sora: This next question came from a dear friend of mine, who's not into this story, by the way. Or any of my fanfic stories for that matter.

Here's her question: What is your most recent discovery about your partner?

Misaki: *giggles* Takumi talks in his sleep.

Sora: Really? About what sort of things?

Misaki: Oh, nothing much. Just muttering my name a couple of times. *blushes*

Sora: Aw, that is so sweet. What about you, Prince Takumi? What is your recent discovery about your wife?

Takumi: I found out yesterday that she's pregnant.

A long strip of silence passed through the studio.

Sora: *voice jumps a few octave higher* WHAT?!

*fan girls screaming and fainting*

Takumi: Yep, she's four weeks pregnant with our first baby. *kisses Misaki's hand*

Misaki: *smiles*

Sora: NO SH*T!

Takumi: I thought you knew. After all, you're the author of the story.

Sora: *total freak out* How the hell am I supposed to know when I didn't put any f*cking baby-making scene there?!

You two, *points to the couple with blazing eyes* how dare you snuck behind my back and give in to f*cking temptation?!

Takumi:We're married, what do you expect us to do? Stare into each other's eyes all night?

Misaki:I thought this was rated General Patronage? Why are you cussing worse than Hades' tormented souls?

Staff-san:*appears magically and restrain the enraged host* Oi, Sora! You idiot, get a grip of yourself!

Sora:*thrashes around and let out a long train of censored curses*

Staff-san:*turns to other staffs* We need to put this crazy nutcase under sedatives!

Sora: Sh*t, this calls for an epilogue! An epilogue, I say! *drags away by staff-san behind the curtain*

Another beat of silence.

Misaki: Uh, I guess we took another's life in surprise again.

Takumi: She'll get over with it. We better go home so you could rest.

Misaki: *rolls eyes* Takumi, I'm pregnant, not sick. Geez!

Takumi: Sorry for being an anxious husband. Anyway, let's say goodbye to Sora's faithful viewers, including Fujiwara Hiro-san. Sorry if we accidentally sent her to an asylum. She'll be out of there by the end of the month, I promise.

Misaki: Yes. So, please watch out for the epilogue of "How I Met the Prince" coming as soon as she's out of the mental hospital. On her behalf, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Bye-bye!

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01/14/13 OWARI

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